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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Makes me laugh when you hear some, especially when anyone outside Scotland struggles to understand.

'Get your gums roon ma plums and gimme a gobble'

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think that's necessarily Scottish, just prickish

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

J and I were in Sweden years ago. Going to the bus station to get to airport. Signs weren't the best so trailed our bags all the way down to the wrong bit and when I realised I let out an 'aw fur fuxake' wee Swedish guy waiting on his bus seemed rather tickled by my outburst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Posts just for a laugh.

Seems the dude from Biggar above has been taking his grumpy pills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were the one that sent me the little schoolboy message and then blocked me....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Ya bawbag or prick are used a lt

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Makes me laugh when you hear some, especially when anyone outside Scotland struggles to understand.

'Get your gums roon ma plums and gimme a gobble'

What's yours? "

be more geeza gobble than gimme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nae shit Sherlock

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Ooooh narky nickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh nae nickers"
again rocker

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Ooooh nae nickers again rocker "
that doesn't surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh nae nickers again rocker that doesn't surprise me"
lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh nae nickers again rocker that doesn't surprise me lmao "
saves a few seconds

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes


"Nae shit Sherlock "

I love this one too.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A bawhair

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Ootsider for the end of a plain loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer rippin ma knittin

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Mantel piece and bunker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's fur ye'll no go past ye

Awa n bile yir heid

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

GeezA gone ya dobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haw you Jimmy

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aye but naw

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

There's nothing else for it

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Fannybaws well it's a saying from my neck of the woods.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Gonae no dae that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonae no dae that"

Just gonae no

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Gonae no dae that

Just gonae no "

How?

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By * pie4you xWoman
over a year ago

narnia x

Did ye ……aye

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Av got an empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonae no dae that

Just gonae no

How?"

Your gonna end up with a skelpt arse anymare of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proud to be born and raised in the only country in the world where cunt is used as a friendly greeting.

Awright ya big cunt how's it gawn, whit ye sayin tae it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You were the one that sent me the little schoolboy message and then blocked me.... "

Little school boy lol yeah your pics prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bawhair"

Lol or more likely nae bawhair

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Surprised no one has said "Smell yer maw "

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Kojack sack a saying from the very early 90s perhaps late 80s.

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

Guid gear comes in sma’ bulk

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Keep the heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did ye aye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away n take yer face fur a shite!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Gonny no dae that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaun yersel !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howz aboot naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haud yer wheesht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you jimmy

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By *razy dancerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your a pure fanny

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jeezo.

A simple, but effective measure of disbelief at something or someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wee dobber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, so an I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer da sells avon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats mince (or thats just a pile o'mince)

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Aye, right!"

(Where two positives make a negative)

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Many a mickle makes a muckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am aff it

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Stop greetin or I'll give you something to greet aboot

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Yer talkin pure pish by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yer talkin pure pish by the way "

And this is where ya dobber comes in lol mwahhh

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm so hungry, I could eat a scabby-heided wean

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Yer talkin pure pish by the way

And this is where ya dobber comes in lol mwahhh"

Pure dead brilliant

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

Go boil ur heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag! Does what it says on the tin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rippin ma knittin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maws got baws and yer da love it!

Yer da sells avon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haud yer wheesht!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proud to be born and raised in the only country in the world where cunt is used as a friendly greeting.

Awright ya big cunt how's it gawn, whit ye sayin tae it? "

I must remember that one when I visit the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Proud to be born and raised in the only country in the world where cunt is used as a friendly greeting.

Awright ya big cunt how's it gawn, whit ye sayin tae it?

I must remember that one when I visit the weekend "

Lmfao plenty of cuts in Glasgow just finding the good ones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proud to be born and raised in the only country in the world where cunt is used as a friendly greeting.

Awright ya big cunt how's it gawn, whit ye sayin tae it?

I must remember that one when I visit the weekend

Lmfao plenty of cuts in Glasgow just finding the good ones.... "

So you won't be offended if I greet you like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your A wee fanny

Smell yer maw

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

ach, away 'n' lie in yer pish!

Usually a retort to said person talking mince.

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