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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... object that you can see on your right??

I can see... A red pen

Sorry am bored at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shower in my bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a mouse... yes I am at work too and it's a keyboard one

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The shower in my bathroom "

Just as well I didn't say what ya sitting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Train tracks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works laptop

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

iPod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef stroganoff in a pot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big feck off yellow JCB. ...and only cos I stepped out of it to have a smoke

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Radiator "

Hope it's on full blast lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fire extinguisher

Wish it was a hot fireman (sigh) lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

My specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog humpin another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big pile of paperwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedside lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paperwork here too.....and i should be doing it instead of perving...oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of diet

Empty though

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Nothing that interesting but hunk to my left offfttt yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M8

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

My car door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe fab is definitely ensuring my paper work gets bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

empty chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Car park

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Hi-fi speaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi-fi speaker"
had yer hair done rocker

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Hi-fi speaker had yer hair done rocker "
you likely?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hotel room key.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Shopping bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Record Player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now it's the Metro on the seat next to me on the bus

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Wall

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A really old Fellows Gel Wrist Rest.

Mandy

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Purple scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi-fi speaker had yer hair done rocker you likely?"
lovely jubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy cat

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Hi-fi speaker had yer hair done rocker you likely? lovely jubbly "
I think it suits mne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... object that you can see on your right??

I can see... A red pen

Sorry am bored at work "

A Dug

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Arm of my sofa

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wash basin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Antiques Roadshow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote, without the Fab standard issue erect cock next to it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs "

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My laptop and new camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler? "

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

"

Therefore you have to W O R K...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

Therefore you have to W O R K..."

NO I have OTHER stuff to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

Therefore you have to W O R K...

NO I have OTHER stuff to do lol "

Sleep? Drink tea? Watch Skysports? That's why I have a job.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Candles "
4??

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

Harry Potter slippers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Candles 4??"

'Andles for forks lolol love that sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

Therefore you have to W O R K...

NO I have OTHER stuff to do lol

Sleep? Drink tea? Watch Skysports? That's why I have a job. "

NO but if I told you I'd have to kill you then who would insult me on the forums

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

TV remote.

not the sky type though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of coffee

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

3 puppies

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"3 puppies "

I can hear everyone saying 'Awwww'

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"3 puppies

I can hear everyone saying 'Awwww' "

everyone but me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advent calendar

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"3 puppies

I can hear everyone saying 'Awwww' everyone but me lol"

Haha I bet

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Radios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A glass of rather nice red wine... after today... thank feck (why do folk expect you to work AT WORK ffs

Because you are too ugly and frigid to flirt at the watercooler?

Flirt!!!! I NEVER flirt

Therefore you have to W O R K...

NO I have OTHER stuff to do lol

Sleep? Drink tea? Watch Skysports? That's why I have a job.

NO but if I told you I'd have to kill you then who would insult me on the forums "

There will always be someone to take my place.

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

My dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large whisky

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

My book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog

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By *trunieMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The sky remote

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Candles 4??

'Andles for forks lolol love that sketch "

quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myespresso machine...my one, true love!

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dressing gown

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Dressing gown "

Just taken it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dressing gown

Just taken it off?"

Behave you naughty

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dressing gown

Just taken it off?"

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Dressing gown

Just taken it off?

"

Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pillow

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ohh look ..my car door again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh look ..my car door again "

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Fone charging cable

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Ohh look ..my car door again

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx "

Need a wee lottery win so i can party more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh look ..my car door again

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx

Need a wee lottery win so i can party more "

Yes you do we should start _unkie and cherubs party nights

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Ohh look ..my car door again

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx

Need a wee lottery win so i can party more

Yes you do we should start _unkie and cherubs party nights "

Hahaha think anyone would come ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh look ..my car door again

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx

Need a wee lottery win so i can party more

Yes you do we should start _unkie and cherubs party nights

Hahaha think anyone would come ?? lol "

Yes everyone would come il do the food and you can pour the drinks ohhhh my think of the boobs bunker boy

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Ohh look ..my car door again

Bunkie boy you work to hard xx

Need a wee lottery win so i can party more

Yes you do we should start _unkie and cherubs party nights

Hahaha think anyone would come ?? lol

Yes everyone would come il do the food and you can pour the drinks ohhhh my think of the boobs bunker boy "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

diary

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My mini pink mouse!

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Light turquoise car

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Dumbbell sorry at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross trainer

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wee kid having a tantrum

Not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing board

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote control

I have possession to ensure that the TV stays on the tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of diet irn bru. Very apt for a scottish section but will probably get slated for it being diet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini me....cuddling up on the couch

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Logburner ablaze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Logburner ablaze"

Are applications open yet to share your heat?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

A huuuge bedside lamp. This hotel is rather 'unique'

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Keanu Reeves

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

On the airport bus and there's a very attractive woman to my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabbit

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess "

A rabbit too

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

a cooking book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cooking book "

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol "

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale. "

Ohhhhhh nice let me know if it's any good i do like her cooking honestly I love them I just got escoffiers repertoire de cuisine amazing

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

My TV remote

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale.

Ohhhhhh nice let me know if it's any good i do like her cooking honestly I love them I just got escoffiers repertoire de cuisine amazing "

Need a tester?

Always up for oral pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale.

Ohhhhhh nice let me know if it's any good i do like her cooking honestly I love them I just got escoffiers repertoire de cuisine amazing

Need a tester?

Always up for oral pleasure"

honestly naw!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty "

Friends share lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty "

Sounds delicious

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale.

Ohhhhhh nice let me know if it's any good i do like her cooking honestly I love them I just got escoffiers repertoire de cuisine amazing "

I have had it for years and is pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cooking book

Ohhhhhhh Max which one I collect them lol

The easy baking one from Lorraine Pascale.

Ohhhhhh nice let me know if it's any good i do like her cooking honestly I love them I just got escoffiers repertoire de cuisine amazing

I have had it for years and is pretty good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a cooking book "

Me too! Simon Hopkinson second helpings of roast chicken. Love a cook book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea "
ohh yes please Mrs D I'd love one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol "

Would always share with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Sounds delicious"

It was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol

Would always share with you xx"

Lol I know what you want to share madam

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol

Would always share with you xx

Lol I know what you want to share madam "

As long as she's not sharing with that footie top on was enjoying the pics till that moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol

Would always share with you xx

Lol I know what you want to share madam

As long as she's not sharing with that footie top on was enjoying the pics till that moment "

Pmsl awww I strongly disagree have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol

Would always share with you xx

Lol I know what you want to share madam

As long as she's not sharing with that footie top on was enjoying the pics till that moment "

The top Wouldn't be on long anyway

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Blondie brownie core ice cream which will soon be empty

Friends share lol

Would always share with you xx

Lol I know what you want to share madam

As long as she's not sharing with that footie top on was enjoying the pics till that moment

Pmsl awww I strongly disagree have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx"

Well at least it's not for the football lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx"

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant. "

Only in the eyes. Not a patch on Jurgen. If only he was on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant.

Only in the eyes. Not a patch on Jurgen. If only he was on fab "

How many guys wish they looked like a scruffy German now...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant.

Only in the eyes. Not a patch on Jurgen. If only he was on fab

How many guys wish they looked like a scruffy German now... "

Ya

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" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant.

Only in the eyes. Not a patch on Jurgen. If only he was on fab

How many guys wish they looked like a scruffy German now...

Ya "

Lollllllllll I could only wish I was Ulla

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


" have u seen how hot Mr Klopp is, that and an amazing personality he is my silver fox and the main reason I love Liverpool. I drool when I see him xxx

He looks like a shorter version of Stephen Merchant.

Only in the eyes. Not a patch on Jurgen. If only he was on fab

How many guys wish they looked like a scruffy German now...

Ya

Lollllllllll I could only wish I was Ulla "

You can be anyone you want to be, btw I've decided I'm klopp, hi Ulla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the question

A large JD and Canada Dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog licking his balls

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"The dog licking his balls "

Trust you!!!

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"The dog licking his balls

Trust you!!! "

it's a better sight than seeing your puss

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"The dog licking his balls

Trust you!!! it's a better sight than seeing your puss "

Or me licking your balls

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over a year ago


"The dog licking his balls "

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility

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"The dog licking his balls

Trust you!!! it's a better sight than seeing your puss

Or me licking your balls "

and I do have a rather big pair

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"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility "

haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs

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By *ofia2014Woman
over a year ago

Galashiels

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs "

Give him a hand or two

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over a year ago


"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs

Give him a hand or two "

ya minger lol **shakes head**

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By *ofia2014Woman
over a year ago

Galashiels


"A big feck off yellow JCB. ...and only cos I stepped out of it to have a smoke "

And your profile says you're a non smoker... nauty

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs

Give him a hand or two ya minger lol **shakes head**"

That's a whole different thread lol

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over a year ago


"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs

Give him a hand or two ya minger lol **shakes head**

That's a whole different thread lol "

one that I won't be starting

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"The dog licking his balls

There'll be plenty on here jealous of his flexibility haha he's enjoying himself, he's making some noise though ffs

Give him a hand or two ya minger lol **shakes head**

That's a whole different thread lol one that I won't be starting "

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote,someone mute me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy cat

Loudly purring crazy cat

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Xmas tree "

In the Christmas spirit already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Xmas tree

In the Christmas spirit already? "

certainly am,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High vis jacket. Am lying in my bed in back of truck.

All alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family Guy on the telly.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A big '&' sign on the wall.

Nice hotel room!

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over a year ago

Car key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tunnocks caramel wafer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car key "
pick up your car key come for a drive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car key pick up your car key come for a drive x"
been for one

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

a bloody cold night out of the window !

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over a year ago

Packet of ginger nuts...the biscuit

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My mini drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My number 7 gift bag no I didn't spend a fortune today I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillows and duvet

In bed fighting off Manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pillows and duvet

In bed fighting off Manflu "

Aww hugs Mrs D xx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Mrs _unkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pillows and duvet

In bed fighting off Manflu

Aww hugs Mrs D xx"

Atchoo!

Fanks

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over a year ago


"Pillows and duvet

In bed fighting off Manflu

Aww hugs Mrs D xx

Atchoo!

Fanks"

Bless you Mrs

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