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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... a sports car, which one would you be??

I do like the curves on a Sporty Maserati

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a wee pink mini a sports car ?? Xx

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

An Aston Martin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does a discovery sport count? never really been into sports cars

though wouldnt say no to a aston martin dbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

audi tt roadster...on a metalic grey colour....ooooh hubba! (drools)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a koeniggsegg agera, small compact and goes like a rocket

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Lambo countache loud obnoxious and you have no idea why you like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some

Room for 2??

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Feel Less of a sports car ..more a sinclare c5 ..pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some

Room for 2??"

yea,sure, might be a bit of a squeeze though, would you mind

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

I would be a go cart you made from auld pram wheels and a couple of planks of wood and a prayer .

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some

Room for 2??

yea,sure, might be a bit of a squeeze though, would you mind

The tighter the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some

Room for 2??

yea,sure, might be a bit of a squeeze though, would you mind

The tighter the better

ooooeeeerrr Mrs

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Prefer a mustang or charger

Big and beefy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston Martin DB5. Old, but still got it!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Feel Less of a sports car ..more a sinclare c5 ..pmsl

I think you'd be more of a 1967 TOYOTA 2000GT - small, nice set of headlights, & (because of its appearance in "You Only Live Twice") memorable with the top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E type jaguar broooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porche 365

Old, fun, reliable and strangely appealing

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I am a sports car.

Shit forgot my meds today

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Probably be a sports car that's sat at the side of the road with bald tyres steam coming out the sides of the bonnet and half the engine lying in bits.

Driven hard but enjoyed the ride and now waiting on a rebuild/renovation program coming along to fix me up.

Mr S

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jaguar E type . . getting on but still at the top of everyone's wish list (bloody hell, did I REALLY say that?). . . lots of drive and fantastic lines. . . Even Uncle Enzo was once quoted as saying Its the most beautiful car ever built.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'd be a koeniggsegg agera, small compact and goes like a rocket

Ariel Atom more for you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subaru, handles well when it's dirty

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Nissan skyline GTR-35 painted jet black with white and red Yokohama alloys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maserati quattroporte or gran turismo

Both beautiful cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lada Riva Convertable ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am disappointed. I expected Flo to say she was a Ssangyong Musso.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Range Rover

Big, solid and strong. Non fussy and unhurried. Practical, reliable and always able to get you out of a fix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porsche 911 Carrera S ..in Midnight Blue Sparkle.

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Aston Martin DB9

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Not much room in the back of a sports car!

I'm into classic cars so a Triumph Stag or an E-type jaguar.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

My Saab....solid dependable fast n great for long distance

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

With plenty room inside for falcon lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"With plenty room inside for falcon lol"

Since your tall I guess you need plenty of head room

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Depends on what head you mean??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

No one ever wrote a song about a small booty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

No one ever wrote a song about a small booty xx

Awwwwwwww ta cherub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..

Volvos i mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love cars and have two we like which I think represent us a bit.

Irina drives a Lotus, it's light, small, sexy curves and very exciting.

I drive a Lancia integrale Evo2. It's a bit older, not the best looking built for purpose, grips on and pushes you strong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very easy for the Lotus to go topless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..

Volvos i mean

I'm only good when I'm bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..

Volvos i mean

I'm only good when I'm bad

Thats good ..i mean bad ..No wait good that its bad ..hmmm ,...its good when your good at being bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..

Volvos i mean

I'm only good when I'm bad

Thats good ..i mean bad ..No wait good that its bad ..hmmm ,...its good when your good at being bad

I have always found it to be so... even better if it's Wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a transit van....a tranny van ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be a transit van....a tranny van ha ha"

Lolol and best pun of the day goes to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted""

Not twisted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

Not twisted?

No, that's you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

Not twisted?

No, that's you!

Sweet talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

Not twisted?

No, that's you!

Sweet talker

My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

Not twisted?

No, that's you!

Sweet talker

My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker"

Too much perving probably (on your part of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end

I refer you to my last post...

Which was no doubt cheeky...

As if I would do such a thing...

Gives MQ THE LOOK

MQ goes weak at the knees...

Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...

The term is "Contorted"

Not twisted?

No, that's you!

Sweet talker

My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker"

Too much perving probably (on your part of course)

Perving? Nothing to see on your profile but a bloodshot eye!

My eyes feel like I have hayfever, but there can't be much pollen about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .

Once upon a time,

in a land far away,

A beautiful, independent,

self assured princess,

happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap

and said:

" Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome Prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young Prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,

on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't fucking think so!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSFL X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .

Once upon a time,

in a land far away,

A beautiful, independent,

self assured princess,

happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap

and said:

" Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome Prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young Prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,

on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't fucking think so!""

Now that, ladies and gents, is what us called a 'put down'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .

Once upon a time,

in a land far away,

A beautiful, independent,

self assured princess,

happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap

and said:

" Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome Prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young Prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,

on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs

seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't fucking think so!"

Now that, ladies and gents, is what us called a 'put down'

I thought it was _omantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elegant Lady"...!

Best laugh in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Elegant Lady"...!

Best laugh in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl Flo. Ya nutcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl Flo. Ya nutcase

I like happy endings Lil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Elegant Lady"...!

Best laugh in ages!

uts all about Fun & Banter

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