FabSwingers.com forum: WHAT WOMEN WANT !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Pahahahaha

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I dropped a hairdryer into a bath to find out

Woke up in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

And we will have changed our mind in 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

And we will have changed our mind in 5 minutes

That long...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new ironing board cover.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

And we will have changed our mind 7 times in 5 minutes

That long...

Changed it....that better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The simple things in life, like men

And shoes..... cant forget the shoes!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

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that's thread closed cos you'll not top that answer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us women are all different all want different things ,have different needs but a little bit of honestly and to be treated with respect !!! goes along way some fun and just get on with it and be happy

ohh and boobs I love boobs and I certainly know what women want mmmmmm

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

"
sadly on here yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

And we will have changed our mind 7 times in 5 minutes

That long...

Changed it....that better?

Yes

YES

Mebbe

Oh come back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

that's thread closed cos you'll not top that answer!!"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What I want today could be something totally different tomorrow thats a difficult one to answer really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want today could be something totally different tomorrow thats a difficult one to answer really

Totally agree Mrs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do wonder if there is any days a girl might want me

but hey I might be fishing or just dreaming

Opps, I woke up there

DAMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

sadly on here yes it is

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Should rename thread what women maybe want 90% of the time if their in the right mood

. ( I'm feckin off now I've shaken the hornets nest

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Should rename thread what women maybe want 90% of the time if their in the right mood

. ( I'm feckin off now I've shaken the hornets nest

)"
LLF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should rename thread what women maybe want 90% of the time if their in the right mood

. ( I'm feckin off now I've shaken the hornets nest

90% is a bit optimistic tbh Steph...

You can please some of us all of the time and all of us some of the time but ya can't please all of us all of the time...

ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want ur undivided attention

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Not a full list just a selection of things

Drink could be wine vodka gin or tea

Clothing could be police uniform suit high cuz and rigger boots boxers naked nice lingerie .

Foods steaks Italian vegitarian home made meringue

Music romantic disco dance rock opera

Organ short and fat long and thick just long trimmed shaven au natural pussy shaven or trimmed au natural too and boobies of all shapes and sizes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention coppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No drama or bitching or jealousy

is it really too much to ask

I'm with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x"
nah, would never be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

Never have sauce with bacon and i prefer jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

"
again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

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lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about you all oiled up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about you all oiled up?"

Who the guy at the petrol station ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

"
careful. Don't mention the 'b' word

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

careful. Don't mention the 'b' word "

What about the f... word....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

careful. Don't mention the 'b' word

What about the f... word....

you know

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

What I want is for a guy not to assume he knows what I want . And i reserve the right to change my mind so quick you could get whiplash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

careful. Don't mention the 'b' word

What about the f... word....

you know

I do but I could be wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I want is for a guy not to assume he knows what I want . And i reserve the right to change my mind so quick you could get whiplash

You go girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

careful. Don't mention the 'b' word

What about the f... word....

you know

I do but I could be wrong lol

"
lmao thought you were never wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

careful. Don't mention the 'b' word

What about the f... word....

you know

I do but I could be wrong lol

lmao thought you were never wrong

That's true. .I forgot that....lol

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

Haha!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

If you dont know what they want ..dont ask them because your supposed to know what they want evem tho they have no fecking idea what they want ....i gave up years ago trying to figure it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you dont know what they want ..dont ask them because your supposed to know what they want evem tho they have no fecking idea what they want ....i gave up years ago trying to figure it out

Bunkie I know what I want boobs I love boobs

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A lottery win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win"

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

"
And sexy lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

"
Absoloutley not lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

Actually I have grand plans. Not involving shoes, make up or lingerie x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

Coppers mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

Actually I have grand plans. Not involving shoes, make up or lingerie x"

Grand plans. .sounds exciting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention coppers

I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough

You sure you can check my pockets lol x

lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found

Now you'll get yourself banned again.

Coppers mmmm

Do you want to check my pockets too...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

"
you might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

"
cake .and respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention coppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

cake .and respect "
. Ohh I can make cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention coppers

"
hahaha love it !!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

"
that would depend on the gentlemans taste

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Did someone mention coppers

"
do you have a big truncheon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

"
nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention coppers

do you have a big truncheon?

Average at best I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention coppers

do you have a big truncheon?

Average at best I suspect

"
cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Did someone mention coppers

do you have a big truncheon?

Average at best I suspect

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

"
chancer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention coppers

do you have a big truncheon?

Average at best I suspect

cuffs

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. Plus 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol"

If you dont ask you dont get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are women!!!

We don't know what we want!!!

And we want it NOW!!!!!

And we will have changed our mind in 5 minutes

As slow as that ????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

"
well thats true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

well thats true

Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

well thats true

Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol

"
lol I bet but I dont always lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

well thats true

Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol

lol I bet but I dont always lol

Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

well thats true

Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol

lol I bet but I dont always lol

Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that

"
eeekkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lottery win

You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol

And sexy lingerie

Well at least it won't be wasted lol

Absoloutley not lol

Can I see this lingerie...

you might

Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol

that would depend on the gentlemans taste

Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol

nope

Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol

chancer lol

If you dont ask you dont get lol

well thats true

Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol

lol I bet but I dont always lol

Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that

eeekkkk

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

"
canny help with the cake max..

but........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

Max would you like all of the above lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

That will do

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

Max would you like all of the above lol

Hehe Cherub

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

Max would you like all of the above lol

Hehe Cherub

Hehe Max You scratch my bk and il scratch yours ohh I forgot that's Jan

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

"
soon

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol"

Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you let the ret if us into the gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women want?

That's the million dollar question right there.

At the moment however,I'm single.....so don't have to pretend I give a fuck!

Now...where's my crash helmet n body armor?

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol

Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible

wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol

Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible

wasn't me "

I think forensics may disagree with you there lol

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol

Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible

wasn't me

I think forensics may disagree with you there lol

"
pmsl I can't comment further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

a foot massage and kittens

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over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

cake .and respect . Ohh I can make cake

"
lol x

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over a year ago

"I am a simple creature!

I know what I want.

Why wonder when one can just ask me??

Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.

Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!

canny help with the cake max..

but........

Yea youre useless at cake but the other

soon

Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol

yes 'those special things'

Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance

all your fault lol

Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible

wasn't me

I think forensics may disagree with you there lol

pmsl I can't comment further

Perhaps thats best lol

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters

loll, some people just like what I like

am shocked

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters

Love the bread and cucumber

Not fussed on the banana

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over a year ago

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters

Love the bread and cucumber

Not fussed on the banana

ffs, the banana is an integral part but not always for the butty

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too

and no huffs people;

Well, I think what a woman really wants is

A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra

ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters

Love the bread and cucumber

Not fussed on the banana

ffs, the banana is an integral part but not always for the butty

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's easy, channing Tatum with the money of Donald trump, a 10x10 inch cock, with the stamina of a god, can't speak only listens, does everything for her on command without fail or question.

And most importantly, never forgets to put the toilet seat down

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"That's easy, channing Tatum with the money of Donald trump, a 10x10 inch cock, with the stamina of a god, can't speak only listens, does everything for her on command without fail or question.

And most importantly, never forgets to put the toilet seat down

This

And dies once a month when the wrath is on and comes back to clean up after...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Whatever they desire.....

Whenever they desire......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever they desire.....

Whenever they desire......

Ah like yer thinkin furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your new job? Petrol pumper!

I thought it was in the veggie counter at Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about you all oiled up?

Who the guy at the petrol station ?

Is that your new job? Petrol pumper!

I thought it was in the veggie counter at Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lose weight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On reflection it's actually quite simple really.

What women want is everything and nothing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

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hahahahaha hahahahaha

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

"
with you on this one

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Girls honestly, I do not know this guys

stands against the wall and watches for flying object

lollllll

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!

They do listen

But all they hear is

Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!

Girls don't blame me, he made me say it

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!

They do listen

But all they hear is

Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!

Girls don't blame me, he made me say it

Sometimes we just want you to take shut up and take action...

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over a year ago

"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.

If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.

Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true

Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!

They do listen

But all they hear is

Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!

Girls don't blame me, he made me say it

Sometimes we just want you to take shut up and take action...

Gies a squeeze o' they boobs then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend

so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is

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over a year ago

"Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend

so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is

Peter I love you lol

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts,

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over a year ago

"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts, "

lol, I bet that's not all of them

loll

XxX peter

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Honesty, stop sugar coating or hiding the truth. Learn to say no when you mean no

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend

so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is

Peter I love you lol

lol

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts,

lol, I bet that's not all of them

loll

XxX peter

There's more but simple things ...little things mean a lot

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over a year ago

"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts,

lol, I bet that's not all of them

loll

XxX peter

There's more but simple things ...little things mean a lot

Is A Bacon Butty in Brown Sauce one of those simple things?

Some women must want it

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter do you ever sleep hunni lol

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over a year ago

Nope. He doesn't.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Yes I Do sleep

I'm just up

A Friend of mine, (I know I have friends, am as shocked as you are), ended up in hospital last night so I styed up to make sure everything was OK and thankfully it ended up she was fine and released from hospital. (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

So later I had a wank and then slept, can't go to sleep without a wank, even in company.

Thanks for worrying about me though lolll

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over a year ago

"Yes I Do sleep

I'm just up

So later I had a wank and then slept, can't go to sleep without a wank, even in company.

Thanks for worrying about me though lolll

Lol your welcome mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't. "

Pmsl

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't. "

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

That's what they all say

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

That's what they all say

There was one woman where I had to sleep but I can understand the rest of them saying it lollllllll

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

That's what they all say

There was one woman where I had to sleep but I can understand the rest of them saying it lollllllll

Have I got the patter or have I got the patter

errmmm nawwwwwww

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

Yup. I know. I can't keep up...must be getting old

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

Yup. I know. I can't keep up...must be getting old

lolll, not you, oh you can keep up, as long as you can stop for a glass o water then your happy

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over a year ago

"Nope. He doesn't.

When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol

Yup. I know. I can't keep up...must be getting old

lolll, not you, oh you can keep up, as long as you can stop for a glass o water then your happy

Bottle

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over a year ago

A topless dishwasher lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot steamy dirty rough sex

as often as possible please

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