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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because I'm a zombie, remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww how sweet

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Aww how sweet "

Best non cock pic today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww how sweet

Best non cock pic today "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mg you've changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed "

I know, and I'm feeling pretty rotten about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, yer looking a bit off colour there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too much absinthe.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder badum tish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has this morphed into the bad jokes thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed "

Oi you, you need to go to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manfred Man got it right

You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed

Oi you, you need to go to specsavers "

I was letting that slide, so they think it was you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Manfred Man got it right

You ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn "

I prefer the "Come all within" part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed

Oi you, you need to go to specsavers "
ahhhh the original mg, and now we have a zombie mg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed

Oi you, you need to go to specsavers ahhhh the original mg, and now we have a zombie mg "

I'm actually MQ, tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mg you've changed

Oi you, you need to go to specsavers ahhhh the original mg, and now we have a zombie mg

I'm actually MQ, tease. "

I refer the gentleman to my specsavers comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooops lol am a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick "

As long as you don't have one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! "
course not, I've a fanjita

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! "

She's never had one ! ( maybe more than one ). Rrrruuuunnnnnsssss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! course not, I've a fanjita "

I've forgotten what they look like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one!

She's never had one ! ( maybe more than one ). Rrrruuuunnnnnsssss"
Steph !!!!! you know what's gunna happen when I meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! course not, I've a fanjita

I've forgotten what they look like. "
on fab ? You've forgotten ? Seriously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! course not, I've a fanjita

I've forgotten what they look like. on fab ? You've forgotten ? Seriously "

I don't look at pictures. It's not good for me at my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! course not, I've a fanjita

I've forgotten what they look like. on fab ? You've forgotten ? Seriously

I don't look at pictures. It's not good for me at my age. "
only as old as the woman yer feeling........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one! course not, I've a fanjita

I've forgotten what they look like. on fab ? You've forgotten ? Seriously

I don't look at pictures. It's not good for me at my age. only as old as the woman yer feeling........"

I'm not feeling any wumman...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one!

She's never had one ! ( maybe more than one ). RrrruuuunnnnnsssssSteph !!!!! you know what's gunna happen when I meet you "

There will be pigs flying down the street ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one!

She's never had one ! ( maybe more than one ). RrrruuuunnnnnsssssSteph !!!!! you know what's gunna happen when I meet you

There will be pigs flying down the street ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooops lol am a dick

As long as you don't have one!

She's never had one ! ( maybe more than one ). RrrruuuunnnnnsssssSteph !!!!! you know what's gunna happen when I meet you

There will be pigs flying down the street ? "
you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly the best of your incarnations and much more comfy than sitting on a bucket....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember? "

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx "

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!)

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Because I'm a zombie, remember? "

Aaaaaaah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!) "

What no lube!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Aaaaaaah! "

Lol Lucy ?? He's not THAT scary, or we're ya laughing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Aaaaaaah!

Lol Lucy ?? He's not THAT scary, or we're ya laughing x"

True. I'm not as scary to look at as Flo, allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!)

What no lube!!! "

Cold lube? The friction will thaw you out quicker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!)

What no lube!!!

Cold lube? The friction will thaw you out quicker. "

Harsh I'm sure that's not how you do it... though of course I really wouldn't know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!)

What no lube!!!

Cold lube? The friction will thaw you out quicker.

Harsh I'm sure that's not how you do it... though of course I really wouldn't know "

Only one way to find out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm a zombie, remember?

Lolol nice one but you're still better looking than me (and probably warmer too) xXx

I told you how to fix that. (Pillow case & a heated dildo!)

What no lube!!!

Cold lube? The friction will thaw you out quicker.

Harsh I'm sure that's not how you do it... though of course I really wouldn't know

Only one way to find out..."

But I'm a feartie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Trust me, I'm a doctor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me, I'm a doctor... "

Spin Doctor???

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Trust me, I'm a doctor...

Spin Doctor???"

Witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me, I'm a doctor...

Spin Doctor???

Witch "

That's Mrs D... mebbe me too... a wee bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me, I'm a doctor...

Spin Doctor???

Witch

That's Mrs D... mebbe me too... a wee bit "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me, I'm a doctor...

Spin Doctor???

Witch

That's Mrs D... mebbe me too... a wee bit

You called? "

Aye, lol - the witchyweb is working then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves "

I feel violated noo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo "

You took my advice then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

You took my advice then? "

No cos feeling and doing are different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo "

Was I too 'familiar'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar' "

I think it's just that am shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves "

I am not a secret

Says that I am a witch on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I am not a secret

Says that I am a witch on my profile "

(Hah!!! Good point thumb)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar'

I think it's just that am shy "

Have you got a burning sensation down below?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar'

I think it's just that am shy

Have you got a burning sensation down below? "

No I drink lots of cranberry juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar'

I think it's just that am shy

Have you got a burning sensation down below?

No I drink lots of cranberry juice "

Is that good for putting out pants fires?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar'

I think it's just that am shy

Have you got a burning sensation down below?

No I drink lots of cranberry juice

Is that good for putting out pants fires?"

You need to wear em before they can go on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look fabs own secret coven have exposed themselves

I feel violated noo

Was I too 'familiar'

I think it's just that am shy

Have you got a burning sensation down below?

No I drink lots of cranberry juice

Is that good for putting out pants fires?

You need to wear em before they can go on fire "

No wonder it's frigid.

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