FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night and the bar is open

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Welcome to fab bar .

What you all drinking ?

Lets have a drink and a whole load of flirting

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach

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with a straw and cherry on top ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

"
coming right up

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Kraken and lemonade please, with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

coming right up

Mind get one for yourself Mrs

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Kraken and lemonade please, with ice

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ohhh sounds nice

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

coming right up

Mind get one for yourself Mrs

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oh no shots for me they are leathal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/16 17:04:01]"
well hello handsome what you having ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

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offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

coming right up

Mind get one for yourself Mrs

oh no shots for me they are leathal lol"

Lol yes me lol one tequila two tequila three tequila home and can't remember the rest but Damm it's always fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working tonight so I'm on the other side of the bar serving the drinks

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach

with a straw and cherry on top ?

"
hi babe you know me better than I no myself can I have two cherries please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx

and a round of shots for me and the gals xx

coming right up

Mind get one for yourself Mrs

oh no shots for me they are leathal lol

Lol yes me lol one tequila two tequila three tequila home and can't remember the rest but Damm it's always fun

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its is my parties we always have shots but boy do I suffer the next day lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm working tonight so I'm on the other side of the bar serving the drinks

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awwww noooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach

with a straw and cherry on top ?

hi babe you know me better than I no myself can I have two cherries please

"
greedy mare next ul be asking for squirty cream too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

"
hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

"
We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one

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here you go ...enjoy

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one

here you go ...enjoy

Thank you kind lady x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one

here you go ...enjoy

Thank you kind lady x"
your welcome

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

being boring as I have (wo)manflu, can I have a cup of honey and lemon tea... and a hot man to sweat it out of me PLEASE xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"being boring as I have (wo)manflu, can I have a cup of honey and lemon tea... and a hot man to sweat it out of me PLEASE xx"
good choice that lady lol ...enjoy

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Milk or lemonade n oj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?

I'll leave that up to you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?

I'll leave that up to you

"
Im a greedy minx can I have both please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a venom plz, then I'll bite ur neck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?

I'll leave that up to you

Im a greedy minx can I have both please ?

Of course you can....it'd be my pleasure

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a venom plz, then I'll bite ur neck lol "
ohhhh nawty

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser

offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?

Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then

hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm

....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course

We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?

I'll leave that up to you

Im a greedy minx can I have both please ?

Of course you can....it'd be my pleasure

"
Mmmmmm

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Pint of Strongbow followed by a jagermeister.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Pint of Strongbow followed by a jagermeister."
coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a Highball please Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh orange and lemonade a don't drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the bar still be open tomorrow as its my birthday gin or nice malt whiskey ??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"May I have a Highball please Miss

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of course

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Fresh orange and lemonade a don't drink lol "
good man lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Will the bar still be open tomorrow as its my birthday gin or nice malt whiskey ?? "
will throw you a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw thanx your too kind what time does the party start

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Aw thanx your too kind what time does the party start "
errrm 7 O'clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent is the party at yours??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fook it, the tea didn't work.. may I have a double vodka and lucozade pink lemonade (come on, I'm no well). No ice, it gets me d*unk x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Excellent is the party at yours?? "
sure chancer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"fook it, the tea didn't work.. may I have a double vodka and lucozade pink lemonade (come on, I'm no well). No ice, it gets me d*unk x

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lol wendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I said your too kind my sat nav needs your post code????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"As I said your too kind my sat nav needs your post code???? "
lol

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By *ebsMCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Brewdog Punk for Mr. Debs.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Brewdog Punk for Mr. Debs.

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cheers enjoy

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll have a virgin colada please

. With a little fancy umbrella in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mojito please. Strong one.

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Nothing for me tonight but I'm watching my OH attempting to make a Bourbon maple sour for the fist time.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll have a virgin colada please

. With a little fancy umbrella in it."

Hmm - I think I meant to put one of these:

Something in me obviously doesn't quite think that's appropriate

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'll have a virgin colada please

. With a little fancy umbrella in it."
cherry on top?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Mojito please. Strong one."
mmmmm not had one of those in ages

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Nothing for me tonight but I'm watching my OH attempting to make a Bourbon maple sour for the fist time.

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enjoy

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"cherry on top?

Oh yes please.

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By *cotyt4funMan
over a year ago

livingston

A French Martini please. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double southern comfort & Coke please

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Peroni for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peroni for me please

"
m

Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Peroni for me please

Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx

Again !!!! Ffs lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to lower the tone,a pernod and lemonade and pint of Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peroni for me please

Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx

Again !!!! Ffs lmao

Please _unkie you know you luv me

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Peroni for me please

Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx

Again !!!! Ffs lmao

Please _unkie you know you luv me

Stop flashing those eye lashes and boobies at me .....no wait keep going lol..anything else i can get ye

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Jesus suddenly got so busy need the help of a hunky barman ...whos gonna help this buxom barmaid out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacardi and lemonade. In fact, make it a double bacardi.....its been one of those nights x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peroni for me please

Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx

Again !!!! Ffs lmao

Please _unkie you know you luv me

Stop flashing those eye lashes and boobies at me .....no wait keep going lol..anything else i can get ye

Aww your a sweetheart xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray!

lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray!

lol"
good thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray!

lol"

would we do something like that

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please

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coming up flo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray!

lol

would we do something like that

i bloody hope so.lo

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray!

lol

would we do something like that

i bloody hope so.lo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please

coming up flo

Thanks Missus you're a FAB hostess

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please

coming up flo

Thanks Missus you're a FAB hostess

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why thank you

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can I have a Zombie please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well the footie was shite... who's making the COCKtails???

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm sure you can tell a few cocktales

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm sure you can tell a few cocktales

not me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooft I'm still at the bar who fancys a dance

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm in for a wheelie one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka n with a little added ginger n Spice for the taste

Oh Cherub I'm watching you from the other side off the bar would you like a dance

offt boobies I luv too

Spice

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Time for a nightcap ..wee morgans spiced n

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy, ginger ale, with orange slices. Then suck the orange when finished. Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in for a wheelie one.. "

Of course Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka n with a little added ginger n Spice for the taste

Oh Cherub I'm watching you from the other side off the bar would you like a dance

offt boobies I luv too

Spice

Id love to dance shake the booty over here babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time for a nightcap ..wee morgans spiced n

Bunkie you still here lol me too

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Time for a nightcap ..wee morgans spiced n

Bunkie you still here lol me too

Last man standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,JD and for me!!Hope everyone is having a great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties

or boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties

or boobies

Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties

or boobies

Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming

Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties

or boobies

Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming

Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice

One word pulled lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties

or boobies

Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming

Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice

One word pulled lol

Mmmmmmm you little fire cracker Cherub has pulled the little naughty spice who would had thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombay Samphire and Fever Tree tonic, three cubes of ice and the glass rimmed

with fresh limes x

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