FabSwingers.com forum: Want to play a game?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two truths, one lie. Pretty self explanatory. Post 3 things about yourself, two have to be true and one is a lie. Your job is to guess which is the lie.....

1. I'm originally from Essex

2. I've flown over the Grand Canyon

3. I passed my driving test when I was 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet

Number 1 is the lie. You play the fiddle.

1. I have eleven toes.

2. I am a published and exhibited photographer.

3. One of my children is transgendered.

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German"

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet

Number 1 is the lie. You play the fiddle.

1. I have eleven toes.

2. I am a published and exhibited photographer.

3. One of my children is transgendered."

Number two or you would have better pics

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Damn, never clicked with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 is the lie. You play the fiddle.

1. I have eleven toes.

2. I am a published and exhibited photographer.

3. One of my children is transgendered.

Number two or you would have better pics

That could be a double bluff!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently "

I should have chosen a harder statement haha.

3 - youd just be showing off;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently "

Hmmmm this is tricky Petit Pois... it's between two and three... I think you probably speak more than two.... but.... I will say Number 3 anyway???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Damn, never clicked with that.

Lol

Stripy's is narrowed down too cos one of his veri's calls him an Essex lad so thinking that is true and not a joke of some kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I'm a Reiki master

2 I'm a Buddhist

3 I was never a member of a sex cult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 is the lie. You play the fiddle.

1. I have eleven toes.

2. I am a published and exhibited photographer.

3. One of my children is transgendered.

Number two or you would have better pics

That could be a double bluff!"

It could be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I'm a Reiki master

2 I'm a Buddhist

3 I was never a member of a sex cult "

3. The other two mean being a sex cult member is compulsory

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently

Hmmmm this is tricky Petit Pois... it's between two and three... I think you probably speak more than two.... but.... I will say Number 3 anyway??? "

3 is ... correct I only speak 4

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1 I'm a Reiki master

2 I'm a Buddhist

3 I was never a member of a sex cult

3. The other two mean being a sex cult member is compulsory

Going 3 too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I'm a Reiki master

2 I'm a Buddhist

3 I was never a member of a sex cult

3. The other two mean being a sex cult member is compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently

Hmmmm this is tricky Petit Pois... it's between two and three... I think you probably speak more than two.... but.... I will say Number 3 anyway???

3 is ... correct I only speak 4

Whooo hooo so far am not bad at this

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently

Hmmmm this is tricky Petit Pois... it's between two and three... I think you probably speak more than two.... but.... I will say Number 3 anyway???

3 is ... correct I only speak 4

Whooo hooo so far am not bad at this

I was trying to make it diff for you too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going for 1, purely because I have no idea what it is.

1 - dual citizen of another country

2 - I hate the gym

3 - I can speak basic German

Number two is the lie - yer thighs say summat else

Agreed Rouge

1 - Some of my artworks has been published.

2 - I can influence the flow of energy around the body

3 - I speak 5 languages fluently

Hmmmm this is tricky Petit Pois... it's between two and three... I think you probably speak more than two.... but.... I will say Number 3 anyway???

3 is ... correct I only speak 4

Whooo hooo so far am not bad at this

I was trying to make it diff for you too lol

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a perve

I dislike sex

I thought this was eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a perve

I dislike sex

I thought this was eBay

Three ya nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a perve

I dislike sex

I thought this was eBay

Three ya nutter

it's number two

That was a lie too

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a perve

I dislike sex

I thought this was eBay

Three ya nutter

it's number two

That was a lie too

At least yer names no a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a perve

I dislike sex

I thought this was eBay

Three ya nutter

it's number two

That was a lie too

At least yer names no a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I'm an award winning poet

2) I can run a marathon in under 3 hours

3) I joined the army when I was 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I'm an award winning poet

2) I can run a marathon in under 3 hours

3) I joined the army when I was 17"

Tricky too but I'm gonna go for 3?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I'm an award winning poet

2) I can run a marathon in under 3 hours

3) I joined the army when I was 17"
number 1

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

1.I'm learning saxophone

2.I'm brilliant at racquet sports

3.I tell lies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I'm learning saxophone

2.I'm brilliant at racquet sports

3.I tell lies lol"

3 is definitely true so I'm going for 2?

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"1.I'm learning saxophone

2.I'm brilliant at racquet sports

3.I tell lies lol

3 is definitely true so I'm going for 2?

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aaaaw never mind..their ALL true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.I'm learning saxophone

2.I'm brilliant at racquet sports

3.I tell lies lol

3 is definitely true so I'm going for 2?

aaaaw never mind..their ALL true lol"

Liar!!!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Tis true...great at squash,table tennis,badminton n gowf..been learning sax for nigh on a year now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis true...great at squash,table tennis,badminton n gowf..been learning sax for nigh on a year now"

You are very... dexterous

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Tis true...great at squash,table tennis,badminton n gowf..been learning sax for nigh on a year now"

Me too Rock

Learning Alto Sax that is

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Tis true...great at squash,table tennis,badminton n gowf..been learning sax for nigh on a year now

Me too Rock

Learning Alto Sax that is

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Tis true...great at squash,table tennis,badminton n gowf..been learning sax for nigh on a year now

You are very... dexterous

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I have very supple wrists

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

1) never been stood up. 2) first job was plastered. 3) I love fab. That's mines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) never been stood up. 2) first job was plastered. 3) I love fab. That's mines

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number 2

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1) never been stood up. 2) first job was plastered. 3) I love fab. That's mines

number 2"

Nber 1

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"1) never been stood up. 2) first job was plastered. 3) I love fab. That's mines

number 2

Nber 1

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well done

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"1) never been stood up. 2) first job was plastered. 3) I love fab. That's mines

number 2"
hi sexy you were wrong was plastered before I came P/Trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

Both you and MQ are correct grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lil Tease and Floflo777 are both wrong number 2 is the fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

Both you and MQ are correct grrrrrrr

And I knew you were a fiddler because you can't get a shag in the real world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

Both you and MQ are correct grrrrrrr

And I knew you were a fiddler because you can't get a shag in the real world...

I think it's healed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I have a extreme phobia of frogs

2) I have been to 14 different counties

3) I've won 4 major catering industry cheffing competitions

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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

1. I look great in a mini and heels

2. I played linebacker at American football

3. I can speak gaelic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

Both you and MQ are correct grrrrrrr

And I knew you were a fiddler because you can't get a shag in the real world...

I think it's healed up

Lucky for you I'm a freelance gynaecologist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease and Floflo777 are both wrong number 2 is the fib

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dam I'm crap at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I can play the sax

2 I snogged a famous politician at Uni

3 I had an Orgasm in George Square Glasgow

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"1 I can play the sax

2 I snogged a famous politician at Uni

3 I had an Orgasm in George Square Glasgow "
. Hi babe number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 I snogged a famous politician at Uni

3 "

Was it Ruth or Kezia?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1) I have a extreme phobia of frogs

2) I have been to 14 different counties

3) I've won 4 major catering industry cheffing competitions "

Cherub, Nber 2

Frog phobia

Hope not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I have a extreme phobia of frogs

2) I have been to 14 different counties

3) I've won 4 major catering industry cheffing competitions

Cherub, Nber 2

Frog phobia

Hope not lol

Your right Max yes I've never left this country yet will soon girly holiday planned but yes even typing that word makes me feel queasy , I don't go anywhere when I know they could be there I wouldn't go in to the hot house at the zoo I'm terrified of them

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1) I have a extreme phobia of frogs

2) I have been to 14 different counties

3) I've won 4 major catering industry cheffing competitions

Cherub, Nber 2

Frog phobia

Hope not lol

One of them could be your prince you know lol or princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I have a extreme phobia of frogs

2) I have been to 14 different counties

3) I've won 4 major catering industry cheffing competitions

Cherub, Nber 2

Frog phobia

Hope not lol

One of them could be your prince you know lol or princess

Lol max you have a beautiful way of looking at things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Originally from London

2. Speak 5 different languages

3. On here for commitment

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"1. Originally from London

2. Speak 5 different languages

3. On here for commitment"

Em number 1???

1. I received a distinction from the Royal School of Music

2. I have never been on a roller coaster

3. I have travelled to many states in America

Which one is the lie???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Originally from London

2. Speak 5 different languages

3. On here for commitment

Em number 1???

1. I received a distinction from the Royal School of Music

2. I have never been on a roller coaster

3. I have travelled to many states in America

Which one is the lie???"

I'm guessing number 2

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"1. Originally from London

2. Speak 5 different languages

3. On here for commitment

Em number 1???

1. I received a distinction from the Royal School of Music

2. I have never been on a roller coaster

3. I have travelled to many states in America

Which one is the lie???

I'm guessing number 2

Correct I'm scared of heights x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Originally from London

2. Speak 5 different languages

3. On here for commitment

Em number 1???

1. I received a distinction from the Royal School of Music

2. I have never been on a roller coaster

3. I have travelled to many states in America

Which one is the lie???

I'm guessing number 2

Correct I'm scared of heights x"

Yay what do I win?

Haven't been on one in years, used to love them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had sex in a lift

I've not had sex in a Forrest

I've not had sex in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been arrested for B&E

I was the strongest schoolboy in Renfrewshire

I have two homes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had sex in a lift

I've not had sex in a Forrest

I've not had sex in my car

It's 1...oh wait...no I t's 2....no, think it's defiantly 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not had sex in a lift

I've not had sex in a Forrest

I've not had sex in my car

It's 1...oh wait...no I t's 2....no, think it's defiantly 3

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ooops

forgot one was meant to be a lie

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs"

Omg erm number 2 ??

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Omg erm number 2 ??

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Omg erm number 2 ??

Maybe

Ohh you minx I just have to know now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Omg erm number 2 ??

Maybe

Ohh you minx I just have to know now lol

Pmsl just got your message love it

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs"

All are incredible feats, but I do hope #3 (lucky headmaster)

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs"

Number 3 defo

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

All are incredible feats, but I do hope #3 (lucky headmaster)"

Could be

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2"

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol"

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx"

Now this I can't wait for

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Great game.

1. I was placed first in Scotland for trampolining aged 15

2. I used to be a driving instructor

3.I once had to go to AE with a golf ball suckling in my lala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease and Floflo777 are both wrong number 2 is the fib

Dammit I was swithering, thought ya looked too big (compliment) to be a fast runner (fitness not in doubt) but didn't think ya looked DAFT enough to join the army THAT young lolol XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go for number 3 is the lie (Did ya read yer veri's lol)

Mine are.

1. I play mandolin

2. I read tarot cards

3. I am a printed poet no1 is a porky

Both you and MQ are correct grrrrrrr

And I knew you were a fiddler because you can't get a shag in the real world...

I think it's healed up

Lucky for you I'm a freelance gynaecologist.

Does that mean you like looking up yer old (female) friends

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over a year ago

I am a member of a parkour group

I have been a model for next mens clothing

I have anemophobia

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"I am a member of a parkour group

I have been a model for next mens clothing

I have anemophobia

I'd say 3 cos I googled it. Your not scared of drafts.

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over a year ago

"I am a member of a parkour group

I have been a model for next mens clothing

I have anemophobia

I'd say 3 cos I googled it. Your not scared of drafts. "
ahaha its a frear of air pmsl can be a draft wind or even swollowing air lol never knew it was a legitimate fear

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx"

So what was the fib

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

So what was the fib

1 I've had sex with the current headmaster of my old high school when I was 16

2 I was on portobello beach naked when the were filming a news report or something like that. I was only 2

3 I've never run a marathon

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over a year ago

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

So what was the fib

1 I've had sex with the current headmaster of my old high school when I was 16

2 I was on portobello beach naked when the were filming a news report or something like that. I was only 2

3 I've never run a marathon "

I'll go for number three - I reckon the headmaster was sixteen or perhaps a wee bit older at that time

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over a year ago

1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

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over a year ago

bothwell

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

So what was the fib

1 I've had sex with the current headmaster of my old high school when I was 16

2 I was on portobello beach naked when the were filming a news report or something like that. I was only 2

3 I've never run a marathon

I'll go for number three - I reckon the headmaster was sixteen or perhaps a wee bit older at that time

Lol I was giving you my answers

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over a year ago

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

So what was the fib

1 I've had sex with the current headmaster of my old high school when I was 16

2 I was on portobello beach naked when the were filming a news report or something like that. I was only 2

3 I've never run a marathon

I'll go for number three - I reckon the headmaster was sixteen or perhaps a wee bit older at that time

Lol I was giving you my answers "

Lol yep I was reading between the lines and hoping I was right

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"1. I've had sex with the headmaster at my old High school.

2. I've appeared naked on TV

3. I've run a marathon in under 3hrs

Number 3 defo

Why not 1or 2

You look sexy n wild enough for both of them, ps what programme lol

I will reveal all tomorrow. Going to bed to get some sleep xx

So what was the fib

1 I've had sex with the current headmaster of my old high school when I was 16

2 I was on portobello beach naked when the were filming a news report or something like that. I was only 2

3 I've never run a marathon

I'll go for number three - I reckon the headmaster was sixteen or perhaps a wee bit older at that time

Do I win a prize?

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over a year ago

"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Dammit my first fail - well done you, that's impressive

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Dammit my first fail - well done you, that's impressive

I deduced it wasn't number one by some of your other comments though

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

You know me too well lol

don't forget the TUC cheese biscuits

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

The first time I tried to give blood they couldn't get it and INSISTED I still have the tea and biscuits... I felt such a fraud... (I have tricky veins apparently

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

You know me too well lol

don't forget the TUC cheese biscuits

Ohhhhhhh I love them... can't give blood atm though... newish tatt

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

The first time I tried to give blood they couldn't get it and INSISTED I still have the tea and biscuits... I felt such a fraud... (I have tricky veins apparently

You were in Costa Coffee at the time

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"1-I do porn reviews for an adult website (unpaid)

2-I have donated blood 28 times

3-I have a fear of snakes

Three... ya jessie

2-I have donated blood 29 times

Some people will do anything for free tea and biscuits.

The first time I tried to give blood they couldn't get it and INSISTED I still have the tea and biscuits... I felt such a fraud... (I have tricky veins apparently

)

You were in Costa Coffee at the time

They would probably have got the blood easier... it's baffling some folk get it easy some don't lol

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