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By *Carver- OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

...because I'm long and hard and I'll leave you in tears.

What are the absolute worst pickup lines you've ever heard?

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By *Carver- OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Girl, they call me The Return Of The King because I'm visually very impressive but you'll probably want it to be over about thirty minutes before I'm actually ready to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a shocker!

My friend got on the radio with ' Is your name Jacob's? Cos you're a cracker'.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What are the absolute worst pickup lines you've ever heard?"

The two 'you' just gave

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

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By *Carver- OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?"

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

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By *ouwilllikeitwhenilickitMan
over a year ago

paisley

"...because I'm long and hard and I'll leave you in tears.

What are the absolute worst pickup lines you've ever heard?"

you seem to have it covered.

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By *Carver- OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

The ones that girl is doing on fb are funny that's where i heard this one lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

Jesus."

Then guys wonder why they don't get a reply. I have a sense of humour but that one didn't tickle me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

Jesus.

Then guys wonder why they don't get a reply. I have a sense of humour but that one didn't tickle me

I'll tickle ye if ye like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

Jesus.

Then guys wonder why they don't get a reply. I have a sense of humour but that one didn't tickle me

I'll tickle ye if ye like

can I watch ??

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

Cheesy pick up lines often have a habit of working on me. Lol. I think the cheesier the better - a bit like cracker jokes. Easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that I received tickled me

'If you were a nose I'd pick you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received a message saying i should sell hotdogs ....... cause i know how to make a weiner stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know sometimes jokes are so bad they're good but jeeeeeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that I received tickled me

'If you were a nose I'd pick you'

How about

I'd like to take you to the most romantic place in town... My bedroom

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh and in 3rd position.

One I had this week the Burger King and MacDonald pick up line

(sigh)

I've not heard either. Enlighten me?

" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Or a variant of that

Jesus.

Then guys wonder why they don't get a reply. I have a sense of humour but that one didn't tickle me

I'll tickle ye if ye like

Oui oui

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Well you don't want a Hi, or a Can I come round and fuck you, or the cheesy jokes - what's a guy to write? Seriously what else is there?

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

Grab yer coat - you've pulled

(I actually loath this one - like I'm going to *leave* before I dance until the very fucking end)!!

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

How about a seasonal one?

Can I take your picture/ask your name? so I can show/tell Santa what I want for Christmas?

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

If your right leg was Easter and your left leg was Christmas, would you let me cum over between your holidays

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

If they say "errr i have a bf/gf"

You reply "well I've got a chemistry test tomorrow"

Their reply "huh?!"

You reply "oh i thought we were saying what we're going to cheat on"

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

"If they say "errr i have a bf/gf"

You reply "well I've got a chemistry test tomorrow"

Their reply "huh?!"

You reply "oh i thought we were saying what we're going to cheat on""

Haha!! I love this one.

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