FabSwingers.com forum: Halloween scary story

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep it going folks

One Halloween night there was a .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little cherub which wore the wings of a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fruit bat. They were green in colour with a slight....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glittery purple tint they were magic wings that ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mesmerised all the...

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witches from the kingdom of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fife. They each had 6 toes and.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fife. They each had 6 toes and....."
webbed feet as they were crossed with people from the county of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where vampires were invented and bred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For their ability to

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Roundhouse kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The vampires were wery sexy and they knew it do they used this to there advantage and ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The vampires were wery sexy and they knew it do they used this to there advantage and .."

Used there macabre allure to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scare all the naughty people of fab but the fab peeps are a clever bunch they had a plan to so they .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scare all the naughty people of fab but the fab peeps are a clever bunch they had a plan to so they ....."
set up a trap to capture the sexy female vampires and train them to...

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Suck

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Toes

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Like a dyson but they had other ideas and

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whipped out a rug to be hovered

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

But it died

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But it was a magic flying rug it came bk to life and on jumped two naughty fab members that go by the name of ....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Micky n finn

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Who sit in dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A popular bisexual couple well known for

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Making Moscow mules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And wearing Jesus sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who was so pissed off that they had them he......

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Threw down his loafs n fishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up his kakashnikov and headed to

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Glesga.. rat a tat tat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a fully loaded machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All smooth and oily

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

But still it back fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it back fired Mick and Finn found

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Two coins in a fountain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So they made a wish for a ...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Two more coins

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

A night with Rolf Harris n partridge in a pear tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Rolf was on tour , and there was no partridges, they had to make do with

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Pear tree obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the tree was planted right in the middle of the ...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

The ghobi desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which wasnt ideal but

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Nae cunt could be arsed digging it up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at least warm after the freezing cold inside of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Doyle's teapot...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Fk me..this isn't scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chilled from the touch of her......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bare naked body

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

She turned into a hydra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She turned into a hydra"

and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing

(is that scarier???)

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Cyclist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She turned into a hydra

and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing

(is that scarier???)

Ohhh that's to scary for a little cherub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cyclist"
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Laughing she turned her green bloodshot eyes on her next victim... a slow bubbling sound coming from her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She turned into a hydra

and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing

(is that scarier???)

Ohhh that's to scary for a little cherub

(ooops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cauldron as she stirred it ready to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cauldron as she stirred it ready to..."

consume her stew of human guts and

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As she coughed then sneezed causing her to pass herself but ...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

I'm too scared noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As she coughed then sneezed causing her to pass herself but ..."

also got dizzy and fell into the cauldron...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too scared noo"

honestly some folk

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya luv it

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Just swallid a not scared any more pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just swallid a not scared any more pill"

Good stuff lol

The Hydra screamed an agonising scream as the boiling stew melted her

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toe nails"
leaving pretty pink (if nailess) toes. Rubbing her

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over a year ago

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Oooft na not going there....her heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooft na not going there....her heels"

lololol

With a very large

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Pumpkin seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

But then all of a sudden.....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

She dropped a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She dropped a turd"

which added a piquant flavour to the stew...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh no as a chef we don't talk about stews that way you bad bad people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce"

but that would be scarier....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh no as a chef we don't talk about stews that way you bad bad people

Muahahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway... back to the story ffs...

She climbed out the cauldron dripping the slimy stew all over...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce

but that would be scarier...."

And we don't use jar or packet sauce Ohhh you naughty lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce

but that would be scarier....

And we don't use jar or packet sauce Ohhh you naughty lot

Anyway... back to the story ffs...

She climbed out the cauldron dripping the slimy stew all over... cherubs boooobies

Runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But cherub always has wet wipes (a girl needs these things) so she clean up and went and put on her halo unaware that ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But cherub always has wet wipes (a girl needs these things) so she clean up and went and put on her halo unaware that ......"

The Hydra had Angel Delight for pudding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a snake so long that it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a snake so long that it ..."

could make a thousand handbags with matching shoes and belts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But these bags and bets were not for the faint of heart the were for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But these bags and bets were not for the faint of heart the were for..."
demons and ogres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kind that would swallow a cow whole or devour a ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a pussy and some boobies from some sexy fab users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But as the trolls and ogers devoured these fabbours they would gag with the taste of fakes and ...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

And punters up their own arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So afterwards they all headed to the ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palace of Pain and Pleasure known as

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The one and only cjs where they ......

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Partied and paddled all night long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And had a very happy Halloween

Well done guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TAH DAH!!!!

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