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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...creatures on Fab

Right now, my enclosure would read:

{Warning}

Female yeti, sweaty after her run, has not yet been fed! Enter at your own risk?

What would your enclosure read, right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Born too late to be in convoy,angry little fucker after truck left in shit state at the weekend,survives on a diet of diesel,caffeine and bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

F**k off

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)"

... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago

Here... was hard work!

And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"F**k off "

Don't put stars!... or the kids will vandalise your enclosure and write the missing letters with markers or worse spray paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warty old witch who will turn you into a toad Best avoided 365 days a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warty old witch who will turn you into a toad Best avoided 365 days a year

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^^^^^^it's all lies^^^^^

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"F**k off

Don't put stars!... or the kids will vandalise your enclosure and write the missing letters with markers or worse spray paint

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ohhh spray paint good I can add more (no likey written swear words fine saying them though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't feed the animals unless you're prepared to be eaten ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angelic little cherub , sweet and innocent full of cherub kisses and loving but warning lock up your women she loves the female of the species ,works well with girlies and is a demon with a paddle and whip xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)

... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago

Here... was hard work!

And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am

That's my status, the bit I meant is the 1st paragraph of my profile.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)

... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago

Here... was hard work!

And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am

That's my status, the bit I meant is the 1st paragraph of my profile.

Aye ok smarty pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny Hornicus, Warning likely to hump your leg and other body parts if you enter. Enter at your own risk, in case you get entered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warty old witch who will turn you into a toad Best avoided 365 days a year

^^^^^^it's all lies^^^^^

Alright then

Best avoided 364 days a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

Lol

ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

Lol

ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then

Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

Lol

ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then

Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!

Hope my invite is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

Lol

ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then

Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!

Hope my invite is in the post

I'll hire out the commie pool

Bring your water wings...leave your swim suit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute cuddly friendly but be careful if you turn him on to his back and tickle his belly he turns in to a tiger grrrr

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!

NEVER feed after midnight!

NEVER expose to bright lights!

Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!

Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!

No a bad ride though"

Hope it is not a rough ride

Turning green is not a good look on me lol

It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!

If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!

Lol

ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then

Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!

Hope my invite is in the post

I'll hire out the commie pool

Bring your water wings...leave your swim suit!

Lol

I dont have water wings... Just a rubber ring around my waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hibernating old bear.

Harmless until aroused.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Today mine would be:

[Warning... Excited and playful wild cat]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today: "Keep bringing me tea until I tell you to stop".

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

This animal is easily frightened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines would read;

Sensual, caring, reader of women but Thin line between intelligence and being fucking out there, too much too handle and if you think you can keep up, make sure your bed has straighteners

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine would be "Shy and Timid, although do not provoke as it WILL bite!"

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy old Orangutan

Don't get too close as has lecherous inclinations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines would read;

Sensual, caring, reader of women but Thin line between intelligence and being fucking out there, too much too handle and if you think you can keep up, make sure your bed has straighteners

That's more like a public information notice Horsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today

Quiet, shy and has cold feet. Requires numerous cups of tea and a hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old bird of prey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old bird of prey...

A wise owl perhaps Ms Jintz - they have rather lovely eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old bird of prey...

A wise owl perhaps Ms Jintz - they have rather lovely eyes too

Awe Flo...you say the nicest things. X

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

This IS my good mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This IS my good mood"

We'd noticed

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"This IS my good mood

We'd noticed

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why thank you kindly m'am

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

**Nymphomaniac Enclosed**

Enter at your own risk:

Suggests bringing food and orange juice (preferably Tropicana) and avoid looking sexually appealing (she's not had sex in at least 12 hours).

If you try to have sex with her then don't expect to get out until she's done.

Ps. She may never "be done".

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"**Nymphomaniac Enclosed**

Enter at your own risk:

Suggests bringing food and orange juice (preferably Tropicana) and avoid looking sexually appealing (she's not had sex in at least 12 hours).

If you try to have sex with her then don't expect to get out until she's done.

Ps. She may never "be done". "

And where do you get tickets for that enclosure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overworked emergency services worker who hasnt had sex in a few weeks and cant decide if he needs to release his sexual frustration or go to bed and sleep before his next shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare species - a Fifer you don't need a lang spoon tae sup wi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution ANIMAL in hibernation. Once awake does not rest!

Available to rent

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