FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite* kind of message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*I am being sarcastic

Never mind the one word / txt spk / wanna fuck messages, my all time favourite* kind of approach is a guy who messages me to say he's bored and horny. Bored is such a turn on*.

What's your fave?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

One from a hunk of a guy begging to meet me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hows u?

How's my what?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

One of my fave messages are from guys promising me the best fuck of my life

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

The one today that included a toilet selfie.. the toilet hadn't been flushed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HhHahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something abusive or rude from a stranger who is a weird bugger and blocks me before I can respond. That always makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love logging in to find UNLOS with 'hi'

Absolutely hilarious!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum fuk ma wife/gf wile i watch..

I've only had a couple of these n that was a few years ago now.

I can tell how d*unk they are as it's in direct correlation with the bad spelling n time in the morning it's sent(3-5am)

Fuck it I might accept the next offer if I'm still up n awake n the Mrs is hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on here get messages!!!!!!!

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

Best one recently was being offered £1000 per month from a young couple offering to be my sugar daddy.

My parent always taught me never to judge a book by its cover but the couple didn't look like they had that kind of money to pay me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best one recently was being offered £1000 per month from a young couple offering to be my sugar daddy.

My parent always taught me never to judge a book by its cover but the couple didn't look like they had that kind of money to pay me"

Sick of hearing about sugar daddies offering cash n presents or young lasses asking for the same!

Is there such a thing as a sugar mommy?

Are there any on here? If so,come n get me ladies,I've got plenty bills need paying!

I'll pump you silly for pricy presents n such as being a classy young gentleman I like and expect the finer things in life,treat me well n you'll reap the rewards,blah blah,yada yada....n all that other crap that those gold digging lasses spout in their profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever get a message, that will be my favourite kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, messages, I've heard about those . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message will do for me, seeing that wee yellow box saying you have a message is like Christmas morning,you dont know whats in it until you open it

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By *iss xWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

My favourite messages are the ones with the fake pics attached and u google it to find its a male model. Yeah rite

if only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from a hunk of a guy begging to meet me lol

"
(quote) a miss please please meet me i on bended knee willing to give you everything grant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ANY Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are hot, thanks for the approach. I love Dick pics and - you're married too, that's awesome let's meet whenever suits you.

If any hot milfy housewives want to cut and paste the above, feel free

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By *cothereMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Messages ?

I thought that was what you went to asda for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages ?

I thought that was what you went to asda for lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages ?

I thought that was what you went to asda for lol"

Not today as there chip and pin has been fecked all day

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Recently had an offer to take me out for dinner then the cinema for a 3 finger fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently had an offer to take me out for dinner then the cinema for a 3 finger fuck..."

Smooth...

So what film did you end up going to see?

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The UNLOS....that has left a message during the night. If only I hadn't slept I could have answered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Recently had an offer to take me out for dinner then the cinema for a 3 finger fuck...

Smooth...

So what film did you end up going to see?

He didn't answer when I asked... how bloody rude is that?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently had an offer to take me out for dinner then the cinema for a 3 finger fuck...

Smooth...

So what film did you end up going to see?

He didn't answer when I asked... how bloody rude is that?? lol

Aw talk n nae troosers eh! Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently had an offer to take me out for dinner then the cinema for a 3 finger fuck...

Smooth...

So what film did you end up going to see?

He didn't answer when I asked... how bloody rude is that?? lol

Perhaps he only had 2 fingered kit kats

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By *ornyhighlandcoupleCouple
over a year ago

highland

Don't think there's a definite answer but we prefer a bit of banter not just straight up "want to fuck ?" Their not swingers ... That's what other sites are for

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

A reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Hi'

Hello, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a shame....

Err...no it's not

It's not a shame that I am too far away from you/don't want to watch you wank on cam/don't want your cum all over my tits/don't want your Sunday morning horn

and so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy offering to rip my ass to shreds with his big cock as all straight guys need to try it

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Message we got the other day from a straight guy " just seen that cock n thought whoa I'll have some of that!"

he did take time in his message to remind us he was straight

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message we got the other day from a straight guy " just seen that cock n thought whoa I'll have some of that!"

he did take time in his message to remind us he was straight

K x"

Maybe he liked it on an aesthetic level...

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By *ulwinkle2002Man
over a year ago

bathgate

Yeah must be a system problem , as I never receive any replies either lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I dont get random strange messages ..i feel im missing out here

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

The lovely one on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one today that included a toilet selfie.. the toilet hadn't been flushed.

[you're joking seriously this cannot be right]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a guy saying I know you like women but

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Message we got the other day from a straight guy " just seen that cock n thought whoa I'll have some of that!"

he did take time in his message to remind us he was straight

K x

Maybe he liked it on an aesthetic level...

Maybe

K x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

The one where he sent a pic with his message of his wedding day with his wife's head scored out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where he sent a pic with his message of his wedding day with his wife's head scored out!"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get random strange messages ..i feel im missing out here

Think yourself lucky you actually get messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get random strange messages ..i feel im missing out here

Think yourself lucky you actually get messages

And you don't??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get random strange messages ..i feel im missing out here

Think yourself lucky you actually get messages

And you don't??"

Wheeesht.

I'll lose all sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get random strange messages ..i feel im missing out here

Think yourself lucky you actually get messages

And you don't??

Wheeesht.

I'll lose all sympathy

I suppose when you get to your age thats about all you have left to lose

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