FabSwingers.com forum: you know you are a proper grown up when..

By *yldstyle OP Woman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You are trying to diagnose a fault with the heating by reading a plumbers forum.

You switch to forth 2 in the car.

You get a strange sense of pride when the washing basket is empty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your kid says yer skins wrinkly

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

No one is allowed the remote

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When the kids are in after you've been in bed 4 hours .

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When it's a gorgeous sunny day and you think awesome!!!

I can hang 2 loads of washing out today

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When for the first time you get called mister and you look around you and its only you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you catch yourself saying things to your kids that your mother used to say to you as a kid

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

You'd rather drive than drink and wait for a taxi

You go to pubs that are quiet and have seats available

Comfy shoes rather than heels at times

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"You'd rather drive than drink and wait for a taxi

You go to pubs that are quiet and have seats available

Comfy shoes rather than heels at times

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excellent by these maxims im still a young un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant stop telling everyone how much stuff your new vacuum picks up compared to your old one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When u start calling ur grandchildren by ur children name's!

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

You get served for the lottery without ID

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When u start calling ur grandchildren by ur children name's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover. "

When you decline a night out as you have something important to do 2 days later and can't cope with the hangover!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When to say to your kids "see when I was your age"

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Feeling like the oldest person in a night club.

Getting really excited about buying a new household appliance.

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

"When it's a gorgeous sunny day and you think awesome!!!

I can hang 2 loads of washing out today

Hahaha...this is me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done most of these things, but I still don't think I'm a grown up!

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover.

When you decline a night out as you have something important to do 2 days later and can't cope with the hangover!!"

this! Why are the hangovers so bad? I used to be able to stay out till.3 and get up fir a 12 hr shift and do it all again. Oh to be young.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

You pick up young ladies going on a nite out and all you can think is ....."your all gonna freeze to death dressed like that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover.

When you decline a night out as you have something important to do 2 days later and can't cope with the hangover!!

this! Why are the hangovers so bad? I used to be able to stay out till.3 and get up fir a 12 hr shift and do it all again. Oh to be young. "

I don't drink that much these days, maybe we're just out of practive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover.

When you decline a night out as you have something important to do 2 days later and can't cope with the hangover!!

this! Why are the hangovers so bad? I used to be able to stay out till.3 and get up fir a 12 hr shift and do it all again. Oh to be young. "

this and declining a night out cause it's too cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your children start to sound all sensible and grown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your children start to sound all sensible and grown up

When your children tell you to turn the music down

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

You have matching mug set and crockery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your children start to sound all sensible and grown up

When your children tell you to turn the music down

Hahahahha not had that YET

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By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Glad to buck the trend. Earlier this year in a club with my (26yo) son and his mate. At about 2am he walks onto the dancefloor - my jacket in hand -and says "C'mon dad, it's time to go!". I complained as it was open to 3am but they wanted to leave! Constantly have my step daughter telling me to turn my music down too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use the WC before stepping in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You use the WC before stepping in the shower. "

And you know you are REALLY old, when you need to go again as soon as you step in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take the time to polish shoes properly

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"...when you decline a night out cause you have something important to do the next day and can't cope with the hangover. "

Totally agree ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are trying to diagnose a fault with the heating by reading a plumbers forum.

You switch to forth 2 in the car.

You get a strange sense of pride when the washing basket is empty..

Any others?"

When kids you taught in your first year of teaching are now in the pub!

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By *orny.hot.guyMan
over a year ago

Costa del Midlothian

When you get excited by a new sponge in the sink to wash the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get to go to cj's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can fit your elbow in your ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You meet and talk to more people in the supermarket than the pub x

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By *nighthood75Man
over a year ago

Pontypridd

When you decide a four door car is more convenient than a three.

You notice 0.1p difference in petrol or diesel prices.

When the lady in the supermarket says " oh you've bought your own bags "

Buying a garden shed becomes important.

When your going to book a holiday abroad and decide that you haven't seen enough of the country you live in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get excited about getting a tumble drier delivery x

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