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"Rules are clear and simple.......hats, scarves and gloves ONLY " What about ear muffs? | |||
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"Rules are clear and simple.......hats, scarves and gloves ONLY " So that's a no to my pink stripey wellingtons? BBM Furry | |||
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"Haha I'm in " Would you like me to add an extra item of clothing for you mate? | |||
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"Haha I'm in Would you like me to add an extra item of clothing for you mate? " what you trying to suggest? | |||
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"Haha I'm in Would you like me to add an extra item of clothing for you mate? what you trying to suggest?" NOT A MANKINI!!!!! | |||
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"I'm going to need to find a blooming huge scarf!" I've got one if you wanna borrow it | |||
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"I'm going to need to find a blooming huge scarf!" I am going to use a shawl | |||
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"I'm going to need to find a blooming huge scarf! I am going to use a shawl " That's cheating | |||
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"Is there a prize for the winner? " No | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size " Medium please Heather | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size " large for me please | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please " She said silly warmer - not full length coat | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat " What's a silly warmer? Windowsill thing? ? | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said willy warmer - not full length coat What's a silly warmer? Windowsill thing? ? " Oh shut it you cheeky | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat " I was thinking of one to cover the biggest dick on here.....you | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat I was thinking of one to cover the biggest dick on here.....you " It's not a bad size but it's not the biggest mate. Even I can't claim that That's why I said she hasn't got the wool to knit a full length coat for yo.....although....thinkinga about it....maybe she does have enough wool....it's not as if you're that tall..... | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat I was thinking of one to cover the biggest dick on here.....you It's not a bad size but it's not the biggest mate. Even I can't claim that That's why I said she hasn't got the wool to knit a full length coat for yo.....although....thinkinga about it....maybe she does have enough wool....it's not as if you're that tall..... " I've seen balls of wool bigger than DLT | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat I was thinking of one to cover the biggest dick on here.....you It's not a bad size but it's not the biggest mate. Even I can't claim that That's why I said she hasn't got the wool to knit a full length coat for yo.....although....thinkinga about it....maybe she does have enough wool....it's not as if you're that tall..... I've seen balls of wool bigger than DLT " oi sis,SHADDDUUUPPPP | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat I was thinking of one to cover the biggest dick on here.....you It's not a bad size but it's not the biggest mate. Even I can't claim that That's why I said she hasn't got the wool to knit a full length coat for yo.....although....thinkinga about it....maybe she does have enough wool....it's not as if you're that tall..... I've seen balls of wool bigger than DLT oi sis,SHADDDUUUPPPP " Naaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww | |||
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"I can see a series of spankings is in order. Where's your mother when she's needed to discipline you lot " only cause you couldn't discipline yersel paw | |||
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"I can see a series of spankings is in order. Where's your mother when she's needed to discipline you lot only cause you couldn't discipline yersel paw " Oi you Stop letting wee secrets slip out | |||
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"I can see a series of spankings is in order. Where's your mother when she's needed to discipline you lot only cause you couldn't discipline yersel paw Oi you Stop letting wee secrets slip out " maw said that about you | |||
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"Are you sure it is just secrets that slip oot but he my willy warmer would keep your wee bit warm " is that for me or my da? | |||
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"Are you sure it is just secrets that slip oot but he my willy warmer would keep your wee bit warm is that for me or my da? " You | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. " Where does the plug go?? | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. Where does the plug go?? " Don't you have a spare socket Mrs Doyle? Maybe unplug one of your kettles for him?? | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. Where does the plug go?? Don't you have a spare socket Mrs Doyle? Maybe unplug one of your kettles for him?? " Are you sure it's the kettle that needs unplugged | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. Where does the plug go?? " Under my foot while stumbling round a darkened room trying to take selfies wearing nowt but a scarf, knowing my luck. | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. Where does the plug go?? Don't you have a spare socket Mrs Doyle? Maybe unplug one of your kettles for him?? Are you sure it's the kettle that needs unplugged " MG How very dare you Extension lead and adaptors | |||
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"Willy warmers would be good - cold weather shrinkage is never flattering... I think I need a heated one please. Where does the plug go?? Under my foot while stumbling round a darkened room trying to take selfies wearing nowt but a scarf, knowing my luck. " There speaks the voice of experience | |||
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"Ooooer sounds interesting " Sounds like a recipe for hilarity, frustration and stepping on a plug...! (You game!?) | |||
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"Nooooo I haven't found my outfit yet! " See through macs don't count either | |||
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"Nooooo I haven't found my outfit yet! See through macs don't count either " Why not its wipe clean!!! Lol lol | |||
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"Done - only glove I could find " I can lend you a bobble hat | |||
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"Im good at knitting Willy Warmers just let me know what size large for me please She said silly warmer - not full length coat " | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? " You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger " shut it dad | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad " Just admit it.... you lost another challenge | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge " I'm admitting bugger all | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge " He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over " weesht you | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge " just remember,wine gum challenge | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over " | |||
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"It was two weeks ago I set the challenge. You've all failed Forfeits will be handed out to those who deserve them " aye right you are | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over weesht you " That explains alot.... | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge " All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over weesht you That explains alot.... " shaddup | |||
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"It was two weeks ago I set the challenge. You've all failed Forfeits will be handed out to those who deserve them aye right you are " Oh I've a cracker for you | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! " Some guys are all talk | |||
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"It was two weeks ago I set the challenge. You've all failed Forfeits will be handed out to those who deserve them aye right you are Oh I've a cracker for you " bring it on bitch boy | |||
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"It was two weeks ago I set the challenge. You've all failed Forfeits will be handed out to those who deserve them " I can do challenges AND forfeits | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge He was going to do gloves but he can't hold his fishing rod in gloves The hat kept slipping down over his eyes and the scarf he just tripped over weesht you That explains alot.... shaddup " you def lost yer challenge | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk " you'd know | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk " That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss " doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win " But winning by 1 isn't much to brag about | |||
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"It was two weeks ago I set the challenge. You've all failed Forfeits will be handed out to those who deserve them aye right you are Oh I've a cracker for you bring it on bitch boy " You have to decorate the front of the female half of boobsandballs' new house for Xmas - complete with live elf!! | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag about" of you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple " Any excuse | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse " Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems " Definitely wine gums. Well... I got wine gums. Mightve been a mixed bag... | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems Definitely wine gums. Well... I got wine gums. Mightve been a mixed bag... " Midget gems? Very appropriate sweets for our Gnomey | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems Definitely wine gums. Well... I got wine gums. Mightve been a mixed bag... " not accusing me of cheating are you? | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems Definitely wine gums. Well... I got wine gums. Mightve been a mixed bag... not accusing me of cheating are you? " Well you made it look so easy | |||
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"How long have we got to do said challenge? You've had at least 10 days warning ya lazy bugger shut it dad Just admit it.... you lost another challenge just remember,wine gum challenge All that confirms is you've got a bigger mouth! Some guys are all talk That's it exactly.... 14 to 13 was it? Not much of a loss doesn't matter if you win by 1 or 21,a wins a win But winning by 1 isn't much to brag aboutof you hadnt started gagging I'd have went another couple Any excuse Are you sure they were wine guns and not midget gems Definitely wine gums. Well... I got wine gums. Mightve been a mixed bag... not accusing me of cheating are you? Well you made it look so easy " some folk are just blessed | |||
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