FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you go hrrrmph

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the things in life that make you go hrrrmph? I'm thinking everyday things like the famous not squeezing the toothpaste tube correctly or the idiot in the office that rips your knitting by not washing their mug?

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What about.. you're driving towards a green light and the car in front visibly slows in anticipation of it changing, catching you both, when if they had just maintained their original speed, both of you and two cars behind would all have safely gone through at green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private hire drivers who think that a licence allows them to use a different set of road rules from the rest of us.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Private hire drivers who think that a licence allows them to use a different set of road rules from the rest of us.

Just jealous you cant use our rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just annoyed that I can't shoot their tyres out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

Guys that shave in sink and bang razor at side of sink leaving their grim n hair, almost as bad as missing the aim in toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

A real gear-grinder!

No comment about razors or splashing...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My kids and lack of free time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

A real gear-grinder!

No comment about razors or splashing...

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

People who act like your best friend until you might actually have plans that aren't convenient to them then they forget their age, spit the dummy and block...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

Its wears the bulbs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the people I work with as its like talking to a brick wall sometimes

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

People thst don't understand the concept of self service tills. Argh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who act like your best friend until you might actually have plans that aren't convenient to them then they forget their age, spit the dummy and block..."

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"People who act like your best friend until you might actually have plans that aren't convenient to them then they forget their age, spit the dummy and block...

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

Delete, block, move on. Its easy.

Plenty more fish etc..

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

Delete, block, move on. Its easy.

Plenty more fish etc.."

I didn't get the chance to block they beat me to it... Not that I would have anyway but moving on is easy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

Delete, block, move on. Its easy.

Plenty more fish etc..

I didn't get the chance to block they beat me to it... Not that I would have anyway but moving on is easy enough

I shall happily unblock so you can have the satisfaction of blocking me. Enjoy x

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

Delete, block, move on. Its easy.

Plenty more fish etc..

I didn't get the chance to block they beat me to it... Not that I would have anyway but moving on is easy enough

I shall happily unblock so you can have the satisfaction of blocking me. Enjoy x "

Not that I would have anyway I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who air petty nonsense on a forum?

Petty is definitely the word I was thinking of

Delete, block, move on. Its easy.

Plenty more fish etc..

I didn't get the chance to block they beat me to it... Not that I would have anyway but moving on is easy enough

I shall happily unblock so you can have the satisfaction of blocking me. Enjoy x

Not that I would have anyway I said"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are constantly late for no reason and dont seem to care that everyone else has been hanging around waiting for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who are constantly late for no reason and dont seem to care that everyone else has been hanging around waiting for them."

Bad manners. No need for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x"

Gives me road rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

Its wears the bulbs out

Hahahaa or laziness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that don't indicate when on roundabouts so your sat there ages waiting to get out

Its wears the bulbs out

Hahahaa or laziness

I get pavement rage. I'm seeking help for my problem before I actually harm someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x

Gives me road rage

I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

But nearly getting run down because drivers don't know what their indicators are for really piss me off. I've had a few run ins because of it. I'm the type of person who says whats on my mind. Not everyone appreciates it

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Fab dramas being played out for all to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x

Gives me road rage

I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

Ohhhh and when ur trying to walk somewhere quick and someone is infront of u walking slow and fannying about on their phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x

Gives me road rage

I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

Ohhhh and when ur trying to walk somewhere quick and someone is infront of u walking slow and fannying about on their phone

Yep. Definately that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

Old people should be fitted with wing mirrors, so they know when to stop dawdling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

Old people should be fitted with wing mirrors, so they know when to stop dawdling."

Hahahahahahahaha. Thats a brilliant idea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who criticise the pot when they themselves are the kettle.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I don't drive so get pavement rage with folk who hog, or just walk stupidly slow (unless they're old, I'm not evil).

Old people should be fitted with wing mirrors, so they know when to stop dawdling.

Hahahahahahahaha. Thats a brilliant idea x"

Wouldnt make a difference have you seen them driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't let them drive in supermarkets, do they? Apart from motability scooters, that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People standing in the middle of the supermarket aisle gabbing and nobody can get past,

Oops, did I clip yer heels there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple rinse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you stumble onto a new profile and you think wow.

Then you read the 100 line profile text. No paragraphs. No punctuation.

Hit the back button.

You're not all that hen! Lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"People standing in the middle of the supermarket aisle gabbing and nobody can get past,

Oops, did I clip yer heels there

Hate this too. Usually 2 full families. And right in front of the milk lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Noisy eaters.. drives me insane

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have far too many gripes about folks on buses, but thought I'd just say that generically.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane"
So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drying off one wet dog as the other is shaking himself everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drying off one wet dog as the other is shaking himself everywhere

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good dog

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Cyclists

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Being the only one in the office that puts paper in the printer!

Kids leaving empty cereal packets and milk cartons instead of putting them in the recycling bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh at last a chance to show how the petty in my life raises my blood pressure..Yes noisy eaters with an open mouth

People who only indicate when turning right as the light goes amber

people who do not realise that bins need emptying not the rubbish pushed down further

cyclists.....men in lycra....ripped denim...men who chat to my chest...teenage kids.....lol ad finitum

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

people that say they will be with you at a certain time and you're left in the house, dressed and ready, and they turn up over an hour late....

That's more of a GRRRR and slap than a harrumph!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao

people who talk with a mouthful of food

people who burp when they are finished eating, whilst I am still only halfway through my food

just people in general!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who light up a cigarette after a meal and you are not finished yours

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"People who light up a cigarette after a meal and you are not finished yours

I've thrown people out my house for that... and I'M a smoker lol

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By *cothereMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

People who use the card fuel pumps then go to the shop to pay - use the other 8 pumps fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who light up a cigarette after a meal and you are not finished yours

I've thrown people out my house for that... and I'M a smoker lol "

Think I need to start throwing people put my house and car when they do this hahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao

people who talk with a mouthful of food

people who burp when they are finished eating, whilst I am still only halfway through my food

just people in general!!!! "
is there any fucker you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic hairs in toilets .... you flush the toilet... so you can see if you have left any .... wipe then flush away

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Alopecia of the pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about having a fuckin cold...fuckin arseholes

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

It be man flu for blokes..totally different thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazed its taken this long

Middle Laners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It be man flu for blokes..totally different thing

No it's not, it's still a fuckin cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop suddenly in doorways and at the top of escalators...why would you do that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drying off one wet dog as the other is shaking himself everywhere

good dog

Hoy you......watch it

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"It be man flu for blokes..totally different thing

No it's not, it's still a fuckin cold

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nut

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao

people who talk with a mouthful of food

people who burp when they are finished eating, whilst I am still only halfway through my food

just people in general!!!! is there any fucker you like?

no one today!!!! so fuck off midget brain!! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noisy eaters.. drives me insane So with you on this one have walked out on a lunch date lmao

people who talk with a mouthful of food

people who burp when they are finished eating, whilst I am still only halfway through my food

just people in general!!!! is there any fucker you like?

no one today!!!! so fuck off midget brain!! xxx

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nae probs ya grumpy bassa

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Small stuff is not worth sweating.

Ive alot to be very thankful for .

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Drivers that don't indicate to turn at junctions or roundabouts then give me evils for nearly running me down cos I'm crossing (Mrs).

I've used a few choice words on occasion x

Gives me road rage

I have concluded that indicators must be an Optional Extra, along with an addition to their licence allowing them to Middle Lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that look at my tits when they're talking to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys that look at my tits when they're talking to me!

When they should be looking at your legs?

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