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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Take your seats and open your textbooks, page 5.

We will be learning about and practicing 'French kissing' over the next few weeks.

In the 20th century, the French had acquired a reputation for more adventurous and passionate sex practices and this class will look into them

That's my class sorted.

Who's taking the next class? And what Fab subject?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learning the Chinese alphabet using your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Back to basics and teaching people how to read and write!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes "

pliable gingers???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basic grammar, explaining the difference between the following to list a couple:

Your and you're

Their, there and they're

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

I'll do the oral version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes "

pliable gingers! Is that gymnasts with red hair? Oops sorry that's flexible gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers??? "

My typos will be the death of me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

My typos will be the death of me "

See me after my Back to Basics class for extra homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

My typos will be the death of me

See me after my Back to Basics class for extra homework "

Yes please miss

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers??? "

Best typo ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever "

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I was going to teach the "how to conduct yourself properly " class to the guys but i just cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's tongue skills . Everyone needs to know how to use their tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it's tongue skills . Everyone needs to know how to use their tongue "

I want the front seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can beat that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can beat that...

"

Your needing a lesson

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I'm more a kinesthetic learner as opposed to visual learner so happy to partake in hands on lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

"
no need to keep banging on about it

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ohh I'll teach a yoga class !!!

Beenjoy told im "up my own arse " must mean I'm qualified !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

no need to keep banging on about it "

I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

no need to keep banging on about it

I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... "
so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

no need to keep banging on about it

I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then? "

No ..thats allowed ....

It makes you shine in the Forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

no need to keep banging on about it

I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then?

No ..thats allowed ....

It makes you shine in the Forums

"
ok in that case...CHEERS YA FUD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..

Todays Topics ..

Discretion.

Respectful

Understanding

Mutual

Sexuality

no need to keep banging on about it

I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then?

No ..thats allowed ....

It makes you shine in the Forums

ok in that case...CHEERS YA FUD "

Someone should create a "Remedial Education Class" ....where ya get a 36hours ban for being Disrespectful..

Hold on ...I thinl Poppy takes that class

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

"

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue "

No Biting

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

"

Yes Sir

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"For me it's tongue skills . Everyone needs to know how to use their tongue

I want the front seat "

Back row... with me!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving "

Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"For me it's tongue skills . Everyone needs to know how to use their tongue

I want the front seat

Back row... with me!! "

Tongue skills you sit at the front I'll be at the back and we'll see

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ratshit want's to do Obedience lessons lol

Lesson 1: How to do up your own straightjacket

Lesson 2: Differentiate between the colour of pills and the side effects

Lesson 3: How to effectively bang your head off a padded wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it's tongue skills . Everyone needs to know how to use their tongue

I want the front seat

Back row... with me!! "

Oafftt ya ride x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving

Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec.... "
he's not got the patience or the culinary skills for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving

Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec.... "

They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever cookie lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving

Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec....

They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.

"

think us ladies all have our own muffs, no need to be given another one...

*Spelling, you stay behind in Back to Basics too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is being brave and attending the how to cope with ridicule without crying beginners classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

"

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan "

NO!!! He played them with gingers...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan "

**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving

Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec....

They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.

(quote) i often stayed behind at school for belt or kane ouch it still smarts

think us ladies all have our own muffs, no need to be given another one...

*Spelling, you stay behind in Back to Basics too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan

**pssst.. it's OBI Wan... "

Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan

**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...

Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to "
your living it down very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan

**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...

Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to your living it down very well "

let me know when I get to your level

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.

Therefore my class will be finger work classes

pliable gingers???

Best typo ever

You actually played Drums with your fingers ?

Teach me otherwise Obee Wan

**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...

Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to your living it down very well

let me know when I get to your level "

oh, you've got 4ft to go down yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx "

You can do some aphrodisiac food

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food "

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing "

Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing

Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx "

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

"

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing

Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx "

Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting "

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress "

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again "

Always experiment???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again

Always experiment??? "

Yes it's always good to try new things

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ok, quieten down. Today's topic is Physics. Specifically electromagnetism, and how electric motors work.

I have selection of motors with eccentric weights which cause them to vibrate.

If the girls in the front row would each like to take one, we'll begin.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again

Always experiment???

Yes it's always good to try new things "

And try old things to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again

Always experiment???

Yes it's always good to try new things

And try old things to make sure "

Now to decide what to try first! Old, new or both

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress

Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again

Always experiment???

Yes it's always good to try new things

And try old things to make sure

Now to decide what to try first! Old, new or both "

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing

Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx

Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol "

Really??

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx

You can do some aphrodisiac food

Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing

Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx

Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol

Really?? "

I absolutely love oysters... Shame they are so expensive here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can give lessons in the art of duck war....pm a booby pic if interested

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to basics and teaching people how to read and write!!! "

I need this I have reading and writing problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress "
omg don't remind me of head mistresses max pmsl

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories

(Sigh)

I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue

No Biting

I'm bunking off class if there's no biting

You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress omg don't remind me of head mistresses max pmsl "

Lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm going to be learning support..

Specialising in reminding people to clear background mess or flush the toilet before they take a photo in the bathroom .

Assisting with those who feel they need help making friends or communicating effectively.

We can play games with finger puppets and discuss empathy..

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm going to be learning support..

Specialising in reminding people to clear background mess or flush the toilet before they take a photo in the bathroom "

Lol that made me giggle

I have seen a few like that

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