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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thinking about recent posts on what profiles say I was thinking there should be an unwritten rulebook/jargonbuster we could refer too.

Here's some of mine they really are obvious but some might not be.

Profile says straight but also not looking for single males (means I have blocked them to keep my messages down)

Profile says cannot travel AND cannot accomodate (means I prefer a local meet but not in my hoose)

Read your NICE message but still didn't reply (is exhausted by answering no nicely to get several others asking to chat only etc etc)

I'm sure some might have others like...

Discreet male (married)

Professional (somehow inferring greater intelligence)

and so on... please add your own

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Solvent businessman = glue salesman...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Flexible, can meet short notice...

Really means i will message you out of the blue at 7pm asking to meet right away, and probably because the wifes decided after tea to go the the bingo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Solvent businessman = glue salesman..."

hahahah not seen that... YET

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By *helma_richardsCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Looking for dirty sex ..... can mean naughty or unclean. Blechhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for dirty sex ..... can mean naughty or unclean. Blechhh"

Mudfight???

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Looking for dirty sex ..... can mean naughty or unclean. Blechhh

Mudfight??? "

Did someone ssy mud fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for last night,you know who you are! Yeah it's called a wand/vibrator/dildo etc or in the man's case she's called Pam and her 5 friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for dirty sex ..... can mean naughty or unclean. Blechhh

Mudfight???

Did someone ssy mud fight "

Mebbe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for last night,you know who you are! Yeah it's called a wand/vibrator/dildo etc or in the man's case she's called Pam and her 5 friends "

Ohhhh REALLY - I did NOT know that

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Solvent businessman = glue salesman..."
LLF

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Gloryhole : You can be an ugly SOB as I don't care who I suck off.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Half of the folk who describe themselves as "athletic" would clearly only qualify for the moniker if Sumo was regarded as a sport

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm picky - until I've had a couple of pints.

Not looking for meets - unless you're a hung young hunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Half of the folk who describe themselves as "athletic" would clearly only qualify for the moniker if Sumo was regarded as a sport "

PMSL

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Exceptional males only!

I've been told a few times that in special but not sure what they meant!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Exceptional males only!

I've been told a few times that in special but not sure what they meant! "

Not me

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

WOMEN’S ADS

40-ish (49, plus a few)

Adventurer (slept with all your friends)

Athletic (skinny, no boobs)

Average looking (has a face like a Shar Pei)

Beautiful (pathological liar)

Contagious smile (does a lot of illegal drugs)

Educated (slept with her Political Science professor)

Emotionally secure (medicated)

Feminist (fat ball buster)

Free spirit (junkie)

Friendship first (trying to live down reputation as a slut)

Fun (annoying)

Gentle (comatose)

Good Listener (borderline autistic)

New Age (all body hair at full length, no deodorants)

Old-fashioned (lights out, missionary position only)

Open-minded (desperate)

Outgoing (loud and embarrassing)

Passionate (sloppy when d*unk)

Poet (depressive schizophrenic)

Professional (certified bitch)

Redhead (bad dye job)

Rubenesque (obese)

Romantic (looks much better by candle light)

Sociable (has been passed around like tray of canapés)

Voluptuous (clinically obese)

Wants soul mate (stalker)

Widow (drove first husband to shoot himself)

Young at heart (old trout)

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

MEN’S ADS

40-ish ( 52 and looking for 25-yr-old)

Athletic (watches a lot of football)

Average looking (unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back)

Educated (patronizing bore)

Free spirit (sleeping with your sister)

Free thinker (sleeping with your brother)

Freedom loving (sleeping with your sister and your brother)

Friendship first (as long as friendship involves nookie)

Fun (can work remote and a six pack of beer simultaneously)

Good looking (arrogant)

Very good looking (narcissistic dimwit)

Honest (pathological liar)

Huggable (overweight with more body hair than a gorilla)

Likes to cuddle (insecure Mummy’s boy)

Mature (older than your father)

Open-minded (wants to sleep with your flatmate but she’s not interested)

Physically fit (works a remote control single-handedly)

Poet (once wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a public toilet wall)

Sensitive (cries at chick flicks)

Very sensitive (bi-sexual)

Spiritual (got laid in a cemetery once)

Stable (arrested for stalking, but not convicted)

Thoughtful (says “excuse me” when he farts)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahaha brilliant

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bored Scott?

Very funny though

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Bored Scott?

Very funny though "

Can you guess! Telly is rotten tonight!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep with the whole of the site - 'any hole is a goal'

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Bored Scott?

Very funny though "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN’S ADS

40-ish (49, plus a few)

Adventurer (slept with all your friends)

Athletic (skinny, no boobs)

Average looking (has a face like a Shar Pei)

Beautiful (pathological liar)

Contagious smile (does a lot of illegal drugs)

Educated (slept with her Political Science professor)

Emotionally secure (medicated)

Feminist (fat ball buster)

Free spirit (junkie)

Friendship first (trying to live down reputation as a slut)

Fun (annoying)

Gentle (comatose)

Good Listener (borderline autistic)

New Age (all body hair at full length, no deodorants)

Old-fashioned (lights out, missionary position only)

Open-minded (desperate)

Outgoing (loud and embarrassing)

Passionate (sloppy when d*unk)

Poet (depressive schizophrenic)

Professional (certified bitch)

Redhead (bad dye job)

Rubenesque (obese)

Romantic (looks much better by candle light)

Sociable (has been passed around like tray of canapés)

Voluptuous (clinically obese)

Wants soul mate (stalker)

Widow (drove first husband to shoot himself)

Young at heart (old trout)"

Love it...Shar Pei?!!! Lolz

From "young at heart" Jintz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older gentleman with lots of experience....(randy old git)

Younger gentleman looking for new experiences...(randy wee git)

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