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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having just been in a meeting and couldn't stop laughing when the chair said "the Support Desk have been taking a pounding this morning"

I'm wondering if anyone else has taken a fit of the giggles at the most inappropriate time??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Obviously the post name should say Giggles, not giffles

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

That made me giffle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That made me giffle lol"

Me too - giffle should be a thing. One of my son's friend said cockporn once instead of popcorn. I've never seen such a redface in my life - coulda made the popcorn on it.

A friend of mine once told her inlaws she wanted a dildo rail fitted in her living room. That would've taken some amount of batteries...

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Lol I remember a meeting we had and all the boss would go on about was "ramming it home".

But what tipped us over the edge was the comment to the sales team about "grabbing low hanging fruit"

to develop more sales.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Obviously the post name should say Giggles, not giffles"

That made me giggle...

As 'giffle' is the French word for 'slap'.

Slightly disappointed when i realised you meant giggle lol

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"That made me giffle lol

Me too - giffle should be a thing. One of my son's friend said cockporn once instead of popcorn. I've never seen such a redface in my life - coulda made the popcorn on it.

A friend of mine once told her inlaws she wanted a dildo rail fitted in her living room. That would've taken some amount of batteries... "
quality giffles there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh, another one was when I worked at Tesco many years ago, customer asked if we stocked "syphallis", obviously she meant "physalis".

Totally doubled over laughing......maybe you had to be there.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

When my bairn started nursery yrs ago when chatting to head nursery teacher babbling on about brushing teeth.."we don't spit here,we swallow" excellent I thought then me n ex had a right giffle

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Oh, another one was when I worked at Tesco many years ago, customer asked if we stocked "syphallis", obviously she meant "physalis".

Totally doubled over laughing......maybe you had to be there."
cheers bud,havnt laughed as much for hours

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec

Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was

But he had a good giggle

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec

Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was

But he had a good giggle "

Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec

Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was

But he had a good giggle

Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max "

Lol I prefer spanks to slaps

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

This is truly a spanking thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was watching this morning, and pierce Morgan said that Hilary Clinton didn't have a chance to finish Donald trump off, I heard it while chatting to someone and lol out loud, totally inappropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother asked where I was off out to one day, predictive text told her I was going for cock it shouldve read cocktails

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

At a family gathering there was folk walking past the hotel at the beach front walking dogs!

My sister in law said " look at that lovely dog it's one from the DUREX adverts"

Only when everyone burst out laughing did she remember it was the Dulux adverts"!!!!

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

At school doing the whole reading aloud thing on some Sherlock Holmes I had to read the line "I can see you've had a good long ride in a dog-cart."

Bastard teacher made me keep re-reading it until I could read it without laughing.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec

Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was

But he had a good giggle

Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max

Lol I prefer spanks to slaps "

Whatever you need xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought giffles were when you laughed at those wee animated clips on the interwebby.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"My mother asked where I was off out to one day, predictive text told her

I was going for cock it shouldve read cocktails "

Are you sure that was predictive text and not a Freudian slip?

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once told my son is was up woods wanking with Pete the dog walker! He just said ohhh please mum tmi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a "bad day at the office" we often ended up in the pub for a wee drink before heading home.

One such day sent my colleague Graham a text saying "im up for a quickie after work if you are"

What made it even worse was i sent it to the wrong Graham

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes sadly had a bit of a tough time for a while with a boss, argued all morning one day then had a meeting right afterwards, I misheard something he said in the meeting and it put me into fits of laughter the whole meeting, meeting ended and he tried to keep me back for another atguement and I had to leave for the day as I just couldn't stop laughing. Ended up taking a few days off to get over the laughing I was having let's just say it didn't go down too well lol

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother asked where I was off out to one day, predictive text told her

I was going for cock it shouldve read cocktails

Are you sure that was predictive text and not a Freudian slip? "
not at all

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Classic Freudian Blowjob!

I mean *slip!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once referred to the Durex Puppy, instead of Andrex Puppy!

FML!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around the early 00's when having a mobile was becoming normal a female acquaintance would often ask suggestively if she could play with my snake!

She had a bloke at the time but I did end up fucking her a few years later

If it wasn't obvious enough she wanted my real snake she made it even more so one night by pretending to fall in front of me where I was sitting n nonchalantly grabbing a handful of my crotch!

I fucked her later that night...repeatedly!

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