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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn

What do you see in profiles or messages that tickles your angry goat?

Here's a couple from us.

"Genuine" or "real": as opposed to computer generated?

"Steal my pictures and I will come down on you with the full force of the law": usually followed by some utter gibberish vaguely accurate sounding legal spiel.

"I'm not bi but I'll suck your cock if you let me fuck your girl": I don't 'let' anyone fuck my girl, she kinda gets to make that call herself.

And "Discression" as code word for attached and cheating!

And in order to counter act the negativity here's a joke.

What's Grand Master Flash's favourite website? Wiki wiki wiki wikiped

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Eh who's grand master flash??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sucks like a dyson

Treat with respect - is there another way?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 10/10/16 10:45:02]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Eh who's grand master flash??"

Cheeky whippersnapper

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Surely it should be sucks like a goblin!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Single fem ....only meets with fuck bud

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Single fem ....only meets with fuck bud "

Get a cpls profile then

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"Single fem ....only meets with fuck bud "

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn

This maybe unfair but...

"Lost my old account log in details and had loads of awesome verifications on there..."

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Immaculately clean....ah you've just bought soap with yr dole money!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"This maybe unfair but...

"Lost my old account log in details and had loads of awesome verifications on there...""

LLF seen that pish so many times

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

New profile ..on a week ..status update no longer meeting found what im looking for .... fast worker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New profile ..on a week ..status update no longer meeting found what im looking for .... fast worker lol "

And a week later they are back on the prowl

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn

"Will fill in later" or "Ask me anything"

This isn't reddit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was verified...But...blah blah

I'm not bi???...oh must have just clicked all the options by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional",that really rips my knitting,what makes people who put this on their profile any better than anyone else?or is it just so it gives them an unbridled sense of self importance ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we NEVER meet alone...!!

then u open a message from male half saying u wanna meet she wont mind....aye right...jog on you twat!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Straight" only orally bi ..wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That comes under fab straight

Bunkie

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"That comes under fab straight

Bunkie "

then they fab all my pics lol maybe i should be flattered lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"That comes under fab straight

Bunkie

then they fab all my pics lol maybe i should be flattered lol "

A fab is a fab mate

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"That comes under fab straight

Bunkie

then they fab all my pics lol maybe i should be flattered lol

A fab is a fab mate "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That comes under fab straight

Bunkie

then they fab all my pics lol maybe i should be flattered lol

A fab is a fab mate

True "

thants because most of your pucs are fab.... well your new ones lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

No one liner messages though they've just sent you one ?

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please have a visible facial pic on your profile, but the person with that on their profile doesn't have one!

And to go with what others are saying - Men that have straight on their profile, but are looking to meet TVs?

Mandy

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao, all good points... though to be fair we all have our pet hates I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts "

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic."

Dam right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please have a visible facial pic on your profile, but the person with that on their profile doesn't have one!

And to go with what others are saying - Men that have straight on their profile, but are looking to meet TVs?

Mandy"

nothing to say them meeting tv's is for anything more than socials though

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By *ilk and sugarCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Professional couple?????? What the fuck is that all about,head stuck up there own arses and think they are better than the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for single guys", but they are verified by nothing but single guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The various ultra picky demands

Must be gym fit and minimum 9 inch cock .

Check the profile and its someone that hasn't seen the inside of a gym for 30 years!! Unless there is a place called gym chip shop .

Yes we all have preferences but cmon a wee bit power on here and they think they are Angelina Jolie.

Statuses . Great meet. What a night . No verifications . Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Not looking for single guys", but they are verified by nothing but single guys. "

On this one. If you want to cut down on your messages and you block single guys it then shows on your profile as not looking for single guys. A bit confusing I know but how the filtering system shows it.

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

So many professionals ( whatever tht means !!)

MUST provide face pix when their profile has none at all.

Reading a profile to find the "" magic"" word so I'm definitely getting a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This maybe unfair but...

"Lost my old account log in details and had loads of awesome verifications on there..."LLF seen that pish so many times"

I'm possibly being a bit thick, but what does LLF mean??

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Come to mine right now. 4 of us bisexual women need your cock right away".

The number of times I've had that message. Why would they assume I could drop everything just like that and meet them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This maybe unfair but...

"Lost my old account log in details and had loads of awesome verifications on there..."LLF seen that pish so many times

I'm possibly being a bit thick, but what does LLF mean?? "

Laugh like fuck???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This maybe unfair but...

"Lost my old account log in details and had loads of awesome verifications on there..."LLF seen that pish so many times

I'm possibly being a bit thick, but what does LLF mean??

Laugh like fuck??? "

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


""Come to mine right now. 4 of us bisexual women need your cock right away".

The number of times I've had that message. Why would they assume I could drop everything just like that and meet them??"

If I got that message I'd flee from my father's funeral to help out

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic."

Absolutely agree. I think Glasgow is pretty much a small place in terms of that so god knows how you must be feeling

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


""Come to mine right now. 4 of us bisexual women need your cock right away".

The number of times I've had that message. Why would they assume I could drop everything just like that and meet them??

If I got that message I'd flee from my father's funeral to help out "

Lol. Me too though I suspect my funeral would follow shortly.

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By *un4two16Couple
over a year ago

livingston


""Not looking for single guys", but they are verified by nothing but single guys. "

Could be social meets at parties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That comes under fab straight

Bunkie

then they fab all my pics lol maybe i should be flattered lol

A fab is a fab mate

True "

if it wasn't for gay, tv and ts I wouldn't get any fabs at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the best and funniest reads for a long time, thats not a quote from posts, I actually mean I enjoyed reading all your posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE

Or, satisfaction guaranteed.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


""Straight" only orally bi ..wtf "

You're right, wtf.

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By *parkle-BangerCouple
over a year ago

wigtownshire

The profiles that insist on before you message you have to put a stupid work or phrase into the title to prove you've read the profile mehh

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


""Come to mine right now. 4 of us bisexual women need your cock right away".

The number of times I've had that message. Why would they assume I could drop everything just like that and meet them??

If I got that message I'd flee from my father's funeral to help out "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Dont message unless your VVW...is it just me that thinks bucket f....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont message unless your VVW...is it just me that thinks bucket f.... "

Well I tend to wonder what Volkswagen has got to do with NSA but I am an innocent

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Dont message unless your VVW...is it just me that thinks bucket f....

Well I tend to wonder what Volkswagen has got to do with NSA but I am an innocent "

Oops VVWE That better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic.

Dam right"

you got one mr...

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

polite!! You say no & get called everything under the sun

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

[Removed by poster at 10/10/16 16:29:04]

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I love the classic straight guy looking for girls who then asks me if I fancy a bj at 3 in the morning

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

People claimimg to be non judgemental while judging everyone on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative status updates really rip my knitting.

How do you see that attracting a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew had to double check our profile there and don't think we have committed any fab sins

Only thing that irritates us are the sycophantic messages via status updates between people who meet regularly / are becoming a thing.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Negative status updates really rip my knitting.

How do you see that attracting a meet?"

And this

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"Phew had to double check our profile there and don't think we have committed any fab sins

Only thing that irritates us are the sycophantic messages via status updates between people who meet regularly / are becoming a thing. "

Definitely this. And the song lyrics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew had to double check our profile there and don't think we have committed any fab sins

Only thing that irritates us are the sycophantic messages via status updates between people who meet regularly / are becoming a thing.

Definitely this. And the song lyrics..."

So you've seen them too

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Discretion doesn't always mean attached, some people work in sensitive organisations. Such as myself

Just saying

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"

Discretion doesn't always mean attached, some people work in sensitive organisations. Such as myself

Just saying "

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By *ockster69Man
over a year ago

Leven

I had a discretion assured meet 2 years ago when the girl one half of a professional couple turned up in a shocking pink Toyota MR2 woulda been as well arriving in a Fabswingers Zeppelin.

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I had a discretion assured meet 2 years ago when the girl one half of a professional couple turned up in a shocking pink Toyota MR2 woulda been as well arriving in a Fabswingers Zeppelin. "

Ha ha dildo car

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn

Copied and pasted legal disclaimers! Noooooooooooooo

I'm going to add one to our profile.

"The path of the righteous SWINGER is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of GREAT MEETS. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those WHO ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PHOTOS (ART). And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Copied and pasted legal disclaimers! Noooooooooooooo

I'm going to add one to our profile.

"The path of the righteous SWINGER is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of GREAT MEETS. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those WHO ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PHOTOS (ART). And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.""

just need a bad mother fucker wallet now

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By *eekingSinCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


""Professional",that really rips my knitting,what makes people who put this on their profile any better than anyone else?or is it just so it gives them an unbridled sense of self importance ? "

THIS!!!!!

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Tickles me when I read someone's profile and they say "absolutely no single guys, I will block you immediately"

Verification summary; 15 men.. newest one week ago

Pmsl

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic.

Dam right

you got one mr... "

Of course

If requested

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"Copied and pasted legal disclaimers! Noooooooooooooo

I'm going to add one to our profile.

"The path of the righteous SWINGER is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of GREAT MEETS. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those WHO ATTEMPT TO STEAL MY PHOTOS (ART). And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

just need a bad mother fucker wallet now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Professional",that really rips my knitting,what makes people who put this on their profile any better than anyone else?or is it just so it gives them an unbridled sense of self importance ?

THIS!!!!! "

maybe it means professional shagger

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


""Professional",that really rips my knitting,what makes people who put this on their profile any better than anyone else?or is it just so it gives them an unbridled sense of self importance ?

THIS!!!!! maybe it means professional shagger "

lol that's what I thought

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By *eekingSinCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


""Professional",that really rips my knitting,what makes people who put this on their profile any better than anyone else?or is it just so it gives them an unbridled sense of self importance ?

THIS!!!!! maybe it means professional shagger "

Professional twat more like

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Other thing that makes me chuckle but does nip my heid is the look at me profiles that repost the same pics over and over to stay on the update feed

Always the same type of people, here for ego boosts only

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"

Other thing that makes me chuckle but does nip my heid is the look at me profiles that repost the same pics over and over to stay on the update feed

Always the same type of people, here for ego boosts only "

And never meet or even chat

Can think of a couple

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By *avrick15Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Other thing that makes me chuckle but does nip my heid is the look at me profiles that repost the same pics over and over to stay on the update feed

Always the same type of people, here for ego boosts only

And never meet or even chat

Can think of a couple"

Yup you know what I mean lol sad stuff eh

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just had a new one that gave me a WTF? moment.

Someone had on their profile "Do NOT Wink me, or I'll instantly block you".

They sent me a wink!!!

Mandy

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Just had a new one that gave me a WTF? moment.

Someone had on their profile "Do NOT Wink me, or I'll instantly block you".

They sent me a wink!!!

Mandy"

A guy winked me and I looked at his profile (as I usually do) he was straight and looking for girls.

He messaged me right away asking if I wanted to meet for discreet fun.

I said no thanks I just checked the profile because he winked me.

"I never winked you." I said he did and he went mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people's profiles don't bother me in the slightest. Everyone is free to put any old shit they like on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other people's profiles don't bother me in the slightest. Everyone is free to put any old shit they like on it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Not looking for single guys", but they are verified by nothing but single guys. "

Lol

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By *iz 1969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time wasters

Who would describe themselves as one and genuinely be put off by this statement?

'you know who you are' updates

Glad to see the 'if carlsberg did..' patter has moved on, hopefully the dyson analogy will soon too. And if I was going to meet a professional, I'd be expecting to pay

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"And if I was going to meet a professional, I'd be expecting to pay"

My least favourite thing I've seen on a profile was 'No Fatties'.

We've all got our preferences but there is no need to be rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people profess on their profile.....

'I don't do or get involved in drama'.

.

In truth it doesn't really 'nip my head' but rather i find it ever so laughable (not in a good or giggly way), when it becomes clear at a later date that they are in fact a massive drama queen/king.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They fab a lot of your pics....interesting

Send you a wink.....promising

They read you message....looking good

Delete message.....ah shite! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

Lol"

You couldnt make it up lol it actually dumb founded me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

"

Maybe they misspelt blush...

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

Maybe they misspelt blush... "

Maybe they misspelled lunch...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

"

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own "

No the partner wasnt to be part of the fun or the meet thats why i didnt get it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

Maybe they misspelt blush...

Maybe they misspelled lunch..."

garenteed to make you lunch?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own

No the partner wasnt to be part of the fun or the meet thats why i didnt get it .."

And thats what I mean she just wanted it to be at cjs where she would know what you are like and what was going on ..a lot of couples dont mind their partners playing with others in this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own

No the partner wasnt to be part of the fun or the meet thats why i didnt get it ..And thats what I mean she just wanted it to be at cjs where she would know what you are like and what was going on ..a lot of couples dont mind their partners playing with others in this way "

Nope it was clearly pointed out it was coz i was married which is my point if i had been single meet wud have been 1 on 1 elsewhere

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own

No the partner wasnt to be part of the fun or the meet thats why i didnt get it ..And thats what I mean she just wanted it to be at cjs where she would know what you are like and what was going on ..a lot of couples dont mind their partners playing with others in this way

Nope it was clearly pointed out it was coz i was married which is my point if i had been single meet wud have been 1 on 1 elsewhere "

doesnt make any sence but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They flirt tease want nawty chats pics ..imply they wud love to meet but there other half doesnt allow them to meet married fems who play alone ..not unless at cjs ..lol hilarous

Erm id still be married wether cjs or not haha

maybe its nothing to do with your marital status but more to do with them wanting to see their partner have fun than doing it on their own

No the partner wasnt to be part of the fun or the meet thats why i didnt get it ..And thats what I mean she just wanted it to be at cjs where she would know what you are like and what was going on ..a lot of couples dont mind their partners playing with others in this way

Nope it was clearly pointed out it was coz i was married which is my point if i had been single meet wud have been 1 on 1 elsewhere doesnt make any sence but each to their own "

Exactly didnt make sense to me either

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

Maybe they misspelt blush...

Maybe they misspelled lunch...garenteed to make you lunch? "

Who doesn't like having lunch made for them?

And I can guarantee they misspelled 'Guaranteed'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you spotted it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a fan of "send a face pic in first pic or you'll be blocked!"'

Seems a bit harsh. You might want to know who you're talking to to see if it's worth your while to continue to engage... But I might want to get to know you before I'm willing to send the pic. Or might want an exchange of sorts

i am always petrified to send face pics coming from a small town up north....so always try to gage if i would know the person first....i dont care if we are here for the same reason...i am not having my neighbours/family/friends finding out im here....so never is a rush to send a face pic."

Agreed!

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

No face picture, no reply and they've got feck all pictures themselves

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Garenteed to make you gush

Erm...I don't wanna gush!!!!

Maybe they misspelt blush...

Maybe they misspelled lunch..."

Anyone else hungry?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Nothing bothers me at all people can write as they choose and if I don't find it interesting I don't read any further x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people profess on their profile.....

'I don't do or get involved in drama'.

.

In truth it doesn't really 'nip my head' but rather i find it ever so laughable (not in a good or giggly way), when it becomes clear at a later date that they are in fact a massive drama queen/king. "

Hahahah YES!!!!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I can make any woman squirt.

Good for you pal, have a medal

I'd rather someone who gave me multiple orgasms, but there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can put whatever you want in your profile, hardly anyone reads it anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't annoy me but makes me chortlesnort when I see "No timewasters!" on a profile.

Like that's gonna work dude!!!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"It doesn't annoy me but makes me chortlesnort when I see "No timewasters!" on a profile.

Like that's gonna work dude!!! "

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