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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn

So I'm a total troll for looking at one star reviews. Here and in vanilla world.

So I ask the good people of fab (and I guess Scotland because that's where we are) what's the worst club experience you've had?

I was in a club with my ex sub watching a really lovely dude fuck the shit out of her. Doors open because we like to show off. D*unk guy proclaims loudly

"How about you let a real man fuck you!"

I wish I'd lamped him but rather exclaimed that he had no class and shut the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old wrinkly guy trying to rub my thigh in a jacuzzi

Kept moving round as I thought maybe he just brushed me with his hand by mistake..nope kept moving round everytime I did so made it obvious and got out

Never went to that club again

But not really into the club thing anyway

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By *ade_of_Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Whitburn


"So I'm a total troll for looking at one star reviews. Here and in vanilla world.

So I ask the good people of fab (and I guess Scotland because that's where we are) what's the worst club experience you've had?

I was in a club with my ex sub watching a really lovely dude fuck the shit out of her. Doors open because we like to show off. D*unk guy proclaims loudly

"How about you let a real man fuck you!"

I wish I'd lamped him but rather exclaimed that he had no class and shut the door..."

Another scene was tarnished Wyken l when a d*unk guy started rubbing his mostly flaccid cock on my partners foot. Not ok dude. Not ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all sounds like a good advert for the club scene!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"It all sounds like a good advert for the club scene! "

There are some great club experiences too... But sometimes one bad time can taint it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Another scene was tarnished Wyken l when a d*unk guy started rubbing his mostly flaccid cock on my partners foot. Not ok dude. Not ok. "

Who actually would do that? I know it must've been quite traumatic, but that's the kind of thing you'd expect in some odd sketch show or something. It seems totally surreal. Think I'll leave the clubs, that's grim.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

(Swingers) Hotel in Blackpool, totally getting it on with the only fitty there, guy comes into our room and waves his 3" cock in my face... both of us gave up as we were laughing so much, went for a cig then got a locked room

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

We went to a party at a club and thought we'd arrive fashionably late. 15 mins)! Had got dressed up as there was a theme but when we arrived most people already had their kit off. One male half of a couple had the most appalling body odour when he entered any room. Witnessed drug taking for the first time, stopped a guy falling over a balcony , sat on a ahem soggy patch on a sofa and had d*unk regulars being quite annoyed and rude to us as we hadn't taken our kit off. Us and some other couples were left almost literally forming a circle in the living room! Other than that it was great

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

My first visit to a well known club, I went into a private room with a couple and another guy. Whilst I went out into the corridor to find the other guy we were with, an older gentleman entered the room, lubed up his hands and just stood there while everyone else looked at him. He left but tried to sneak back in behind me, where I shut the door in his face

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By *r fandangoMan
over a year ago

around

I went to a club in Blackpool and was the only person in the place. So sat in jacuzzi with a cuppy but no body els turned up haha

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

A club were a few males stunk of bo omfg then had been speaking to a guy for ages bumped into him at the club & his teeth were like tombstones (I have a fear of dirty rotten teeth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a club in Blackpool and was the only person in the place. So sat in jacuzzi with a cuppy but no body els turned up haha "

My kind of night!

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"My first visit to a well known club, I went into a private room with a couple and another guy. Whilst I went out into the corridor to find the other guy we were with, an older gentleman entered the room, lubed up his hands and just stood there while everyone else looked at him. He left but tried to sneak back in behind me, where I shut the door in his face "

I remember this well!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"My first visit to a well known club, I went into a private room with a couple and another guy. Whilst I went out into the corridor to find the other guy we were with, an older gentleman entered the room, lubed up his hands and just stood there while everyone else looked at him. He left but tried to sneak back in behind me, where I shut the door in his face

I remember this well! "

Not the worst but definitely the funniest

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"My first visit to a well known club, I went into a private room with a couple and another guy. Whilst I went out into the corridor to find the other guy we were with, an older gentleman entered the room, lubed up his hands and just stood there while everyone else looked at him. He left but tried to sneak back in behind me, where I shut the door in his face

I remember this well!

It was just the fact that he didn't say a word and just stood there lol!

Not the worst but definitely the funniest "

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Local bingo club is pretty dire

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