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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonders will never cease, it will be blue snow and pigs in roller boots tomorrow,

Mr dlt actually changed the toilet roll tonight and hung up his jacket in the wordrobe,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*faints*

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"*faints*

Grabs my chance

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Nearly house trained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's after something

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Omg ...NEVA!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"He's after something

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Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

"
naw I've gotta stay awake for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree... and lots of it if he's done two things

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

"
wakey wakey !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

"
wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

Typical man

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

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not on my watch

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

Typical man "

Get back of head slapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

not on my watch

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what is that an offer?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

not on my watch

what is that an offer?

"
put the glass down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

not on my watch

what is that an offer?

put the glass down

"
oh alright

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"He's after something

Sex

naw I've gotta stay awake for that

wakey wakey !!

wouldn't be the first time I've been on night shift and fell asleep mid lick

not on my watch

what is that an offer?

put the glass down

oh alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung his jacket up" "changed the toilet roll".....he is a keeper ....i did think i saw this news on the "news alert" app on my phone though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hung his jacket up" "changed the toilet roll".....he is a keeper ....i did think i saw this news on the "news alert" app on my phone though xx

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was on itv news as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Wonders will never cease, it will be blue snow and pigs in roller boots tomorrow,

Mr dlt actually changed the toilet roll tonight and hung up his jacket in the wordrobe,

Tell us the truth now you had someone lower the coat hooks while he was out and the new toilet roll was sitting on cistern with one of those wooly dolls covering it . He only changed it to see what the doll had on underneath .

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Are you sure it was him???

Maybe it was the little pixies....or a stray house elf??

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Mibbee yet still dreaming ?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

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wouldn't be the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

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ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

Thank god !! I go in a cold sweat even contemplating ppl hang it the other way .phew!! Deep breaths!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

)

Thank god !! I go in a cold sweat even contemplating ppl hang it the other way .phew!! Deep breaths!! Lol "

Do you change them to over in other people's houses, like I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for...."
was a charity event I did a couple of months back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back"

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you x"

what DLT hasn't told you is that "there was this one time at band camp..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you x"
raised £850 for the scottish air ambulance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you x

what DLT hasn't told you is that "there was this one time at band camp..."

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you promised you would wear a hibs top before you'd tell anyone about that

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

)

Thank god !! I go in a cold sweat even contemplating ppl hang it the other way .phew!! Deep breaths!! Lol

Do you change them to over in other people's houses, like I do?

Lol no but it stands out like a sore thumb to me and so so tempted to change it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

)

Thank god !! I go in a cold sweat even contemplating ppl hang it the other way .phew!! Deep breaths!! Lol

Do you change them to over in other people's houses, like I do?

Lol no but it stands out like a sore thumb to me and so so tempted to change it ."
Haha I bet you do but your just not admitting it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you x

what DLT hasn't told you is that "there was this one time at band camp..."

you promised you would wear a hibs top before you'd tell anyone about that

No frickin chance of that happening!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

ffs don't start that aguest. (For the record it was over

)

Thank god !! I go in a cold sweat even contemplating ppl hang it the other way .phew!! Deep breaths!! Lol

Do you change them to over in other people's houses, like I do?

Lol no but it stands out like a sore thumb to me and so so tempted to change it ."

It's got to be done Temps!!1 It's your duty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will be in the Sunday papers next.......

wouldn't be the first time

Darent ask what for....was a charity event I did a couple of months back

And there was me thinking alsorts of naughty Sunday revelation stuff lol.

Well done you xraised £850 for the scottish air ambulance

Fantastic effort for a fantastic worthy cause.

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

"Ohh surly it depends if he hung the toilet roll correctly . It's gotta be "over" not "under ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling here,which is which?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be something wrong with me lately,earlier I actually emptied the kitchen bin,and actually replaced the bin liner as well

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"There must be something wrong with me lately,earlier I actually emptied the kitchen bin,and actually replaced the bin liner as well

You've been drugged or hypnotized Gayle well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be something wrong with me lately,earlier I actually emptied the kitchen bin,and actually replaced the bin liner as well

You've been drugged or hypnotized Gayle well done

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she says anymore of my carry on and the rohypnol is coming out tonight

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