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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please. Just milk x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohh the rest of it is there is 26 letters in the alphabet sorry I forgot u..r..a..q..t ohh and you'll maybyeget the d later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have an electric toaster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have an electric toaster?"
not heard this continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have an electric toaster?not heard this continue "

because I like toast for breakfast

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Do you have an electric toaster?not heard this continue

because I like toast for breakfast

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eggs unfertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been naughty so go to your room.....

but if you want to be very naughty then come to mine

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"You've been naughty so go to your room.....

but if you want to be very naughty then come to mine

Very naughty every time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been naughty so go to your room.....

but if you want to be very naughty then come to mine

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I've just made a mess of my room and drank the milk straight from the bottle I am as naughty as it gets

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"You've been naughty so go to your room.....

but if you want to be very naughty then come to mine

I've just made a mess of my room and drank the milk straight from the bottle I am as naughty as it gets "

Rebel

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The word of the day is "legs"

Wanna go back to mine and spread the word

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You've been naughty so go to your room.....

but if you want to be very naughty then come to mine

"
Number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name wifi? Cos I'm feeling a connection

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Is your name wifi? Cos I'm feeling a connection "

That made me Lol you can tell I'm easily pleased! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your name wifi? Cos I'm feeling a connection

That made me Lol you can tell I'm easily pleased! X"

Haha I can't take the credit I heard it and just passed it off as my own there but thot it was funny myself

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By *iigd1ckMan
over a year ago

glasgow

are you wearing space pants

cause your ass is out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just whisper in someone's ear "do you fancy a good hard f.u.c.k"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just whisper in someone's ear "do you fancy a good hard f.u.c.k" "
This is the one!

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