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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

As a kinda sequel to "Music you play on repeat" I thought I'd ask for your Misheard Lyrics.

My late Mum was convinced the Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" was actually Four Legged Woman. She had loads of others, but I'd like to know what song lyrics you either got completely wrong or even rewrote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know an Aberdeen fan who swears that AC/DC sing about "dirty deeds, done with sheep"

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I know an Aberdeen fan who swears that AC/DC sing about "dirty deeds, done with sheep"

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Lmfao bino.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The Police so lonely ....Sue Lawley lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy bitch by David Guetta. It goes.

"Damn girl

Damn who's a sexy bitch

A sexy bitch

Damn who's a sexy bitch…"

I hear

"Damn girl

Damn who's a sexy fish

A sexy fish

Damn who's a sexyfish…"

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

""Damn girl

Damn who's a sexy fish

A sexy fish

Damn who's a sexyfish…"

"

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/10/16 17:52:34]

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Candi Staton... You've got the love

I can't believe what I caught up, master made me new

For years I thought it was

I can't believe I caught her masturbating you

K X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

This always has me laughing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This always has me laughing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM"

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"This always has me laughing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn2YT5jeM"

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back years but a classmate thought the Police should have been banned for singing 'massage in a brothel'

Still cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not lyrics.....but my aging mother got a parcel delivered by "herpes the carrier". I

ed...but inside!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Not lyrics.....but my aging mother got a parcel delivered by "herpes the carrier". I

ed...but inside!

"

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Not lyrics.....but my aging mother got a parcel delivered by "herpes the carrier". I

ed...but inside!

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Going back years but a classmate thought the Police should have been banned for singing 'massage in a brothel'

Still cracks me up

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Inxs Suicide Blonde.

Always sound like "Soup in Bowl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Hold me closer, Tony Danza..

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza.."

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

Love peter kays misheard lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jojo was a man who thought she was woman!!!

.... play it LOUD... not because you can make it out better, just BECAUSE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Hendrix excuse me while I kiss this guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

informer I lick your bum bum now haha

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Jojo was a man who thought she was woman!!!

.... play it LOUD... not because you can make it out better, just BECAUSE!!

"

I had to look up the lyrics there to check because that's the lyrics I've sung for years! Guess I'm not a lone(r) thinking those were correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until my early teens whenever I heard the stones singing Harlem shuffle,in my head I heard...

Yeah,yeah,yeaahhh to the heart of Joppa!

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

knew a girl that always sang BERYLS A SWINGER for PEARLS A SINGER lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a guy who sang

"I can see Deidrie now Lorraine has gone"

and in another job a guy sang

"I dont wanna talk about it,how she broke my leg"

fucking idiots,pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work with a guy who sang

"I can see Deidrie now Lorraine has gone"

and in another job a guy sang

"I dont wanna talk about it,how she broke my leg"

fucking idiots,pmsl"

Lmao@deirdrie and Lorraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jojo was a man who thought she was woman!!!

.... play it LOUD... not because you can make it out better, just BECAUSE!!

I had to look up the lyrics there to check because that's the lyrics I've sung for years! Guess I'm not a lone(r) thinking those were correct

"

Great minds my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jojo was a man who thought she was woman!!!

.... play it LOUD... not because you can make it out better, just BECAUSE!!

"

Now I just feel foolish. Years I've been singing it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall an advert years back where a guy was holding up lyrics on cards with "into the valley" by the skids playing

I think the lyrics went..

into the valley peas sure sound divine

that sissy suffered you but what could viv iron

the soldiers go marching there's masses of lamb.

I don't think they were the actual lyrics!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Jojo was a man who thought she was woman!!!

.... play it LOUD... not because you can make it out better, just BECAUSE!!

Now I just feel foolish. Years I've been singing it that way."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take That's bed wetting song....Pee Stains

(Apparently it's actually These Days)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate of mine was convinced the lyrics. "Til we're finished here" in biffy clyro's mountains was actually "to wear fetished hair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convinced that forever in blue jeans was the reverend blue jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Jackson song got the lyrics wrong for years. I always feel like someone is watching me...... I always hear, I'm on a speed boat and someone's watching me !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.

With 400 children and a frog in the field....

(I still sing this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michael Jackson song got the lyrics wrong for years. I always feel like someone is watching me...... I always hear, I'm on a speed boat and someone's watching me ! "

Hahahahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was the Whitney Houston hit song How Will I Know

that contain in chorus

How will I know

Love can be deceiving

but my sister thought it said

How will I know

Cause I know about bee stings

Ha ha ha

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"There was the Whitney Houston hit song How Will I Know

that contain in chorus

How will I know

Love can be deceiving

but my sister thought it said

How will I know

Cause I know about bee stings

Ha ha ha "

Ahahaha - I might end up singing it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was the Whitney Houston hit song How Will I Know

that contain in chorus

How will I know

Love can be deceiving

but my sister thought it said

How will I know

Cause I know about bee stings

Ha ha ha

Ahahaha - I might end up singing it that way. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My French executive chef great guy but always sand son of a fisher man at the kitchen pass during service and would burst into hey mambo every now and then lol too funny the guys nuts

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"My French executive chef great guy but always sand son of a fisher man at the kitchen pass during service and would burst into hey mambo every now and then lol too funny the guys nuts

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If it's "Mambo Italiano" the Rosemary Clooney song, covered by Bette Midler then that's one I have played on repeat as I love the Midler version. Think I might even have to put this on the "Songs You Play On Repeat" Thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend thought that the words to Calvin Harris and Rihanna was "everybody's watching her, but she's stuck in a queue" ..... I pmsl everytime we hear it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police Message in a bottle sounds like....massage in a brothel

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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Police Message in a bottle sounds like....massage in a brothel "

I usually sing Massage In A Brothel.

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By *avingabreakMan
over a year ago

Near the Border

"Convinced that forever in blue jeans was the reverend blue jeans"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I recall an advert years back where a guy was holding up lyrics on cards with "into the valley" by the skids playing

I think the lyrics went..

into the valley peas sure sound divine

that sissy suffered you but what could viv iron

the soldiers go marching there's masses of lamb.

I don't think they were the actual lyrics!"

Yeah, I remember that advert

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I had a friend (sounds like such a cliche) who thought the song hip 2 be square was "hit the bee square!"

I asked him what that was supposed to mean and his answer was, "lyrics don't always have to make sense!"

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