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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the strangest object that has been inserted in to a boby part and where was it

mines was a cream egg in my vajayjay

very mess

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By *ojomanMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

I've emptied the best part of a bottle of champers in a very naughty girls pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that feels amazing done that hes always happy to clean the mess it makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably a doctors finger to be honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the strangest object that has been inserted in to a boby part and where was it

mines was a cream egg in my vajayjay

very mess "

but such good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've emptied the best part of a bottle of champers in a very naughty girls pussy

Jeez.....why waste good champers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been there done it with the champers.. wasn't a waste though, they drank it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm deffo not a waste... it all gets slurrrrrped up

...... and deffo not revealing all the strange objects that ive had in me

i will get called a tert lmao xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no had anything strange in me i must be boring lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hus naebody hud sctl inside them?? .....hes strange enough!!!

lol

jokin mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no had anything strange in me i must be boring lol xxx

Or you've dated very conservatively?

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

"whats the strangest object that has been inserted in to a boby part and where was it

mines was a cream egg in my vajayjay

very mess "

lol How do you eat yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no had anything strange in me i must be boring lol xxx

Or you've dated very conservatively?"

u could be right lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The finger of a 22yr old female student doctor,not so much unusual,more just a personal peek of embarassment never before reached by me,lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip doctors finger , was not a good experience lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank the lord you don't have to give birth guys, all dignity is left on a hook at the door and returned nine months later once you have them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol,,, i once used a kitkat chunky on a very excitable and freaky girl a few years bak,,,,

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erm, once put a silver napkin ring on my cock to aid "stimulus" with a girlfriend...all went well til i withdrew, only to find the napkin ring had been left inside...an interesting 10 minutes ensued trying to retrive it, to say she was going mental at me would be an understatement!

We laff about it now though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

used a can of hairspray !! was fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a carrot on myself lol. Managed to persuade one girl to straddle the gear stick in my car which she managed beautifully!

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By *hris2468Man
over a year ago

swansea

a fb used my dash mounted gear stick on my VW t5 transporter van last week, awesome pictures taken.

were thinking of approaching vw for sponsorship!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

twix cucumber carrot mars bar

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By *hris2468Man
over a year ago

swansea

what all at the same time?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"twix cucumber carrot mars bar

Sounds like a pinic.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"twix cucumber carrot mars bar

was this all at the same time!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no different times

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Had lots of cucumber's,a wand, also a hairbrush, heard of people having deodorant cans in their ass and pussy but im not that brave sadly. Of course lots of others naughty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy thread resurection batman!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bank manager .... he fucked me good and proper ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had lots of cucumber's,a wand, also a hairbrush, heard of people having deodorant cans in their ass and pussy but im not that brave sadly. Of course lots of others naughty things

A wand!!!! That bloody Paul Daniels gets everywhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bank manager .... she fucked me good and proper ......"

funny i thought it was just me she liked

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"Holy thread resurection batman!!!

i was thinking that! lol

xAx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no different times

next time try ice cubes....no fuss no mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had grapes inserted by guy. panic when we lost one u no idear what i went though to get that out thought i have to go to hospital lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played find the malteaser once ..... her idea and clearly loved it !

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By *ighland MasterMan
over a year ago

perth

I used to enjoy using a mars bar on my playmate leave good inch out so you can retieve it with your mouth and eat your way to a juicy snack , be warned tho just a normal mars bar dont go trying it with a deep fried wan x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no chance of anyone getting anything deep fried near my pussy lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lol hornyborders it was my fairy wand! :D

Naughty bank manager or perhaps more you! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a very nice shaped bootle of cider freezin and hot and tasted gr8 after

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By *ighMan
over a year ago

Fife

"mmmmm deffo not a waste... it all gets slurrrrrped up

...... and deffo not revealing all the strange objects that ive had in me

i will get called a tert lmao xxxx"

Hey, who are you calling a strange object pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmm deffo not a waste... it all gets slurrrrrped up

...... and deffo not revealing all the strange objects that ive had in me

i will get called a tert lmao xxxx

Hey, who are you calling a strange object pmsl"

pmsl.. nowt much strange about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A zoom ice lolly hehehe never been able to look at one without smiling since heeheh sends shivers up my spine just thinking about it. Oh and grapes. I forgot I had one left inside too and a wee while after I was sitting on the stairs and stood up and there it was sitting staring at me like I had just laid it hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a girl once persuaded me to let her put a garden daisy into my "cough cough". it was rather erotic as the stem went in but i was blindfolded and cuffed at the time!

as she took the blindfold off she uttered the immortal words "there you are petal"!

brought a whole knew dimension to flower powerb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to A and E with a strawberry lost in my ass but the doc was amazing... she gave me cream for it

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