FabSwingers.com forum: Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a little rant

Stressful day at work, arranged a meet with a guy I've met before .... Before i managed to get home from work he had managed to talk himself out of said meet and me into a worse mood because talking to him is like banging your head off a brick wall

Want me to bring a couple or another guy ... No probably just you

Probably? That means you can be swayed ... Well its Wednesday night and ive had a hard day im not really up for mmf

What about this option , what about that option what about every fantasy ive ever had under the sun ... I have had a hard day and would just like some uncomplicated simple sex

Why don't you ask your bi mate if hes up for it ... I forgot arranging a meet with you was like arguing with a 2 year old about how many sweets they can have before dinner ... Frustratingly pointless

So now i hae given up opened wine and ordered food instead

Now thats off my chest ... Relax!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And breathe

. Sounds like you made the right choice, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So....how about you and me for a quickie?

No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And breathe

. Sounds like you made the right choice, enjoy

Yep did a big exhale after that post ... wrapped myself in my duvet and being a lazy b for the rest of the night

(with the toys charging whole i wait on dinner of course haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a little rant

Want me to bring a couple or another guy ... No probably just you

Probably? That means you can be swayed ... Well its Wednesday night and ive had a hard day im not really up for mmf

What about this option , what about that option what about every fantasy ive ever had under the sun ... I have had a hard day and would just like some uncomplicated simple sex

Why don't you ask your bi mate if hes up for it ... I forgot arranging a meet with you was like arguing with a 2 year old about how many sweets they can have before dinner ... Frustratingly pointless

So now i hae given up opened wine and ordered food instead

Now thats off my chest ... Relax!"

Sounds very much like a guy I met a few times, he messaged asking to meet that day, suited me so why not I say. Next think, he's all "what are you thinking, I'm thinking you me and another couple I know", when I said no I was branded a timewaster, despite the fact we'd played a few times together. He then goes and posts a status almost immediately about how single guys should be respected that we need them to make the site work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well certainly is his loss then

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"So....how about you and me for a quickie?

No?

Dont forget me

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

What did you order?

John

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Sounds familiar. Some people are never happy with what's on offer.

And end result is nothing happens!

Hope you have something nice planned for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you "

I just read blah blah blah food

haha

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you "

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha "

As my motto is.... feed me and fuck me.... preferably feed me first

John

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By *ewshyTV/TS
over a year ago

falkirk

his loss i would think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def his loss enjoy your wine Mrs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

As my motto is.... feed me and fuck me.... preferably feed me first

John

Oh no needs to be fuck me then feed me ... I dont think ill be doing nuch more than sleeping after consuming a calzone haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Foooooods here

The only time i am happy when a man cums quicker than promised (the delivery man haha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha "

Oh my, that sounds amazing!

My stressful day was helped by a fish supper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

Oh my, that sounds amazing!

My stressful day was helped by a fish supper

Its so good ... And there are crisps and dips for after ... Mon round

But remember its just a me and you uncomplicated eating food meet ... Dont be inviting the whole forum

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

Oh my, that sounds amazing!

My stressful day was helped by a fish supper

Its so good ... And there are crisps and dips for after ... Mon round

But remember its just a me and you uncomplicated eating food meet ... Dont be inviting the whole forum

It's ok, no one has noticed me slipping in with dessert ladies

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I have one male friend who keeps trying to organise a meet with me then asks if I can bring a female friend. I'm not a pimp, mate

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I have one male friend who keeps trying to organise a meet with me then asks if I can bring a female friend. I'm not a pimp, mate

one who just takes the Mackey out of you dropping food and one who keeps threatening to string Xmas lights across your new house

Men eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

Oh my, that sounds amazing!

My stressful day was helped by a fish supper

Its so good ... And there are crisps and dips for after ... Mon round

But remember its just a me and you uncomplicated eating food meet ... Dont be inviting the whole forum

I shall bring all the wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha

As my motto is.... feed me and fuck me.... preferably feed me first

John

Oh no needs to be fuck me then feed me ... I dont think ill be doing nuch more than sleeping after consuming a calzone haha

Geez some?! Never tried it.

mr j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see you're doing your bit for the mentally deficient!

Well he must be if he's talking himself out of a meet with yourself... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Mr get off the post.. I want to post! haha

I'm joining you with stress eating (chips and curry sauce here) and netflix.. with some toy time later

Forget the guy, plenty more skye remotes on fab

Mrs J xx

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"What did you order?

John

Haha trust you

The only man on fan that doesnt think with his penis ... Too busy thinking with his stomach

Got a tikka massala calzone John ... Supressing my stress with carbs carbs and more carbs haha "

God that sounds amazing

And as for guy, should have been grateful to get a meet. Dick

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I have one male friend who keeps trying to organise a meet with me then asks if I can bring a female friend. I'm not a pimp, mate

one who just takes the Mackey out of you dropping food and one who keeps threatening to string Xmas lights across your new house

Men eh?

Yeah, bloody men

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wow, he must be quite a guy to pass up on a offer like that.

Uncomplicated is good.

I'd have brought some wine and had tikka masala calzone on speed dial for afters!

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By *etItSwing1991Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *etItSwing1991Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well sounds like it was his loss anyway .... Was obviously not worth the time you had lol

Gutted I am only 1 month away from your "age limit" lol. You seem like the kind of person I am looking for ....FWB and can have a good laugh together too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a little rant

Want me to bring a couple or another guy ... No probably just you

Probably? That means you can be swayed ... Well its Wednesday night and ive had a hard day im not really up for mmf

What about this option , what about that option what about every fantasy ive ever had under the sun ... I have had a hard day and would just like some uncomplicated simple sex

Why don't you ask your bi mate if hes up for it ... I forgot arranging a meet with you was like arguing with a 2 year old about how many sweets they can have before dinner ... Frustratingly pointless

So now i hae given up opened wine and ordered food instead

Now thats off my chest ... Relax!"

The Lady is looking for "uncomplicated simple sex"

Swoooooonsss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow i was in a super bitchy mood last nighteh

Must have been hormonal or something

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Wow i was in a super bitchy mood last nighteh

Must have been hormonal or something

Normal service resumed ?? Lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Wow i was in a super bitchy mood last nighteh

Must have been hormonal or something

Or pissed off getting messed about after looking forward to so fun

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Really don't understand that guy... Like, at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really don't understand that guy... Like, at all

(A bit like everything else on fab) its just like cake!

He just wanted extra icing, cream and sprinkles with his cake ... Until he realised the cake was going back in the box ... The he really wanted just the cake haha x

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Should have grabbed the cake with both hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should have grabbed the cake with both hands"

Did someone mention cake and wine?!! Back to the Cum Dine With Me suggestion again...!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Really don't understand that guy... Like, at all

(A bit like everything else on fab) its just like cake!

He just wanted extra icing, cream and sprinkles with his cake ... Until he realised the cake was going back in the box ... The he really wanted just the cake haha x"

Now I want cake

I always want cake, actually.

Anyone want cake? I'm going on a good run!

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