FabSwingers.com forum: Happy National Ask a Stupid Question Day....

By *cotsguyy OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Sooo......Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go, who knew? More & more new national days....

Sooo......Why do we press buttons harder on a tv remote when the batteries get weak?

Or smack it?

Why does Donald Duck wrap a towel round his waist when he gets out the shower in the cartoon but doesn't wear any trousers or pants at any other time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is pingu's dad always ironing clothes when none of them wear clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where did the term "police intelligence"come from?I mean those 2 words just don't go together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invented the cheese triangle wrapper how does it work amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we turn the radio down in the car when we are looking for something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you look at your watch when you chat about a date?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Why when driving do i turn the radio down when looking for an address

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Why do we turn the radio down in the car when we are looking for something?"

Lol never saw this

im forever doing that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where did the term "police intelligence"come from?I mean those 2 words just don't go together

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cops

. Where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a space rocket flies out of the earth atmosphere , but keeps on flying upwards , where does it end up???

Same if the rocket flies under the earth and straight downwards

Yes I have too much time on my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do polo mints have a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the person that discovered you can drink cows milk...actually doing

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"If a space rocket flies out of the earth atmosphere , but keeps on flying upwards , where does it end up???

Same if the rocket flies under the earth and straight downwards

Yes I have too much time on my hands

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there is no up or down in a void

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Why is there no w in one, but there is a w in "two" and we don't use it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a space rocket flies out of the earth atmosphere , but keeps on flying upwards , where does it end up???

Same if the rocket flies under the earth and straight downwards

Yes I have too much time on my hands

there is no up or down in a void "
Stephen fucking hawkings got bugger all on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Connolly.... How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to his work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some people think swinging is a message, shag n go

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Where do all the bits go in Ikea furniture ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Why do polo mints have a hole

To poke your tongue in

Guys and gals like poking their tongues in little holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do polo mints have a hole

To poke your tongue in

Guys and gals like poking their tongues in little holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do all the bits go in Ikea furniture ?

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in yer hand along with a screwdriver

. Now get to it

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Can I get a meet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a meet lol"
haha

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Why are you always hornier when you can't play?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Where do all the bits go in Ikea furniture ?

in yer hand along with a screwdriver

. Now get to it

In this dress it'll get snagged .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I think I hear better with my glasses on?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Women wear Mini-Skirts..when they spend half the night pulling them down ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Why do Women wear Mini-Skirts..when they spend half the night pulling them down ?

Dinnae pit them aff dayin it ya dafftie

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Why do Women wear Mini-Skirts..when they spend half the night pulling them down ?

Dinnae pit them aff dayin it ya dafftie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which was here first. The chicken or the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

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me

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

Mmmmm could be

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By *ee wonky willieMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Where do the middle pieces from the doughnuts go ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who makes the hole in the doughnuts??? And with what ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do the middle pieces from the doughnuts go ???

There is no middle piece

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Who ate all the pies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did jack n Jill go up the hill for water ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

They didnt they went for a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They didnt they went for a shag

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were you watching

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"They didnt they went for a shag

were you watching

No i dropped them at the hill ..never even gave me a tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They didnt they went for a shag

were you watching

No i dropped them at the hill ..never even gave me a tip

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pmsl

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"They didnt they went for a shag

were you watching

No i dropped them at the hill ..never even gave me a tip

pmsl

Ohh and they had no pail with them for the water ..just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They didnt they went for a shag

were you watching

No i dropped them at the hill ..never even gave me a tip

pmsl

Ohh and they had no pail with them for the water ..just saying

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did Jill have a strap on by chance

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I did see a bulge but didnt like to ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need a sterile needle for a lethal injection ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does that mean?

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Why do you need a sterile needle for a lethal injection ?

You'd think if they warranted a lethal injection they'd get the biggest, rusted blunt one they could just to make the bugger pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour does the letter seven smell like?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"What colour does the letter seven smell like?"

Yellow with a hint of three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Kamikazi Pilots wear seatbelts ?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Why do we say the alarm is going off, when it's actually on!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some ask me what was in a sausage sandwich today.... Really?! Clue in the question there - sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we look at the clock and say to another .."Thats not 5pm yet is it ? "

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

"Who makes the hole in the doughnuts??? And with what ??"

Think there's a special know for that.

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