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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering if anyone else is a member of this secret society..............

Dlt told me about it they have the self-less task of

Siop,scottish inspectorate of pussies,got to check and licence the pussies in scotland.

Means We have to carry out checks on the pussies of the women in scotland to make sure they meet the regulation standards

They have to check it for taste,smell,tightness and whether it self lubricates easily,and also have to categorise how well trimmed it is

I wonder how many grade 1ams there are lol.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's rule 1 of siop broken

Do not speak about siop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no are you going to throw the founder member out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's rule 1 of siop broken

Do not speak about siop "
it ain't fight club,I was gonna make you a licenced pussy inspector until you said that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam "

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's rule 1 of siop broken

Do not speak about siop it ain't fight club,I was gonna make you a licenced pussy inspector until you said that "
can't take away the beautiful images I'm left with plus you have no control in siop it's goes way over your head Boris Johnstone we salute you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society???"

C'mere and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society???"
appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's rule 1 of siop broken

Do not speak about siop it ain't fight club,I was gonna make you a licenced pussy inspector until you said that can't take away the beautiful images I'm left with plus you have no control in siop it's goes way over your head Boris Johnstone we salute you "
I think you'll find Boris is a hermaphrodite so he can go and fuck himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam "
you didn't even get an interview

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam you didn't even get an interview "

I didn't need the interview.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X "

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel..........."
That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I can vouch for her abilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes "
how do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know? "
siop keeps records you know this

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know? "

Can you vouch for her abilities?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities? "

Now boys no fighting over me.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot can anyone of the members here?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I cannot can anyone of the members here? "

I can vouch for the fact she can snorkel

And she's cheeky.

And gives awesome hugs too

Those are some awesome abilities

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I cannot can anyone of the members here? "

Oh go on...let her in....she's nice really

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me......... "

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me.........

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich? "
I'll take a side

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me.........

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich? I'll take a side "

Now then....if only we were female......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me.........

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich? I'll take a side

Now then....if only we were female...... "
she's only bi curious my boy we may well be in with the smallest of chances no ideas tho big fella I like the girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me.........

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich? I'll take a side

Now then....if only we were female...... she's only bi curious my boy we may well be in with the smallest of chances no ideas tho big fella I like the girls "

Oi I would be there for filling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam

Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X

I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?

Can you vouch for her abilities?

Now boys no fighting over me.........

Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich? I'll take a side

Now then....if only we were female...... she's only bi curious my boy we may well be in with the smallest of chances no ideas tho big fella I like the girls

Oi I would be there for filling lol "
cmeere you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I especially like the taste part of this job. However I wouldn't want to pigeon hole myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is no job it is a way of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an inspector of pussies in an official capacity (back me up dlt) I can assure you all that it's not all its cracked up to be (boom).

The things I have retrieved from them and the smells that eminate from the not so well manicured ones would make you retract your application on the spot.

How a Glasgow hooker makes money down the green I'll never know in a month of Sunday's. The dirtiest, mankiest, smelliest crevices known to mankind.

As we say I Glasgow - gie ye the pure boke so they wid!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through "
ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine "

I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine

I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely)"
That's the meds kicking in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine

I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in "

Shall I cancel your license?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine

I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in

Shall I cancel your license? "
as previously discussed borris Johnstone is the head honcho we will need to leave this matter in his capable hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.

Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine

I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in

Shall I cancel your license? as previously discussed borris Johnstone is the head honcho we will need to leave this matter in his capable hands "

Poor deluded soul, seriously, Boris pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Alas, I am retiring my commission.

I cannot continue.

My hands are just no longer capable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas, I am retiring my commission.

I cannot continue.

My hands are just no longer capable.

"

That's not what your last 3 subjects reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy "

steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

Not the blue waffle!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the blue waffle!!!!!!!"
the one and only stomach churner I had a whole different outlook on life till I had seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the blue waffle!!!!!!!"

Please you 2

Give the apprentice some slack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy

steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk "
cake walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy

steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk cake walk? "

see Fab Diktionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen it's my agency,I'm in charge and your all sacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen it's my agency,I'm in charge and your all sacked "

You obviously missed the memo, or had we deleted your business email account by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen it's my agency,I'm in charge and your all sacked

You obviously missed the memo, or had we deleted your business email account by then "
evidently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listen it's my agency,I'm in charge and your all sacked

You obviously missed the memo, or had we deleted your business email account by then evidently "

Doesn't matter, Furry resigned so you're back on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I apply I'm very hands on and have experience in this very good eye for details and don't mind putting in extra time if needed lol xx

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian


"Can I apply I'm very hands on and have experience in this very good eye for details and don't mind putting in extra time if needed lol xx "

Well I would let you join.......

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"

Its a mythical creature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I apply I'm very hands on and have experience in this very good eye for details and don't mind putting in extra time if needed lol xx "

I shall arrange for one of my able assistants to put you through your paces and initiate you.

Can I have a volunteer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"

Its a mythical creature "
we would obviously need to examine this in more detail

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"

Its a mythical creature we would obviously need to examine this in more detail "

Its a myth.. it will never be seen or proven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"

Its a mythical creature we would obviously need to examine this in more detail

Its a myth.. it will never be seen or proven"

Some of us enjoy a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"

Its a mythical creature we would obviously need to examine this in more detail

Its a myth.. it will never be seen or proven

Some of us enjoy a challenge "
dad what have u telt you about being pushy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So am I in or out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So am I in or out? "
I'll tell you once I've inspected your pussy for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I apply I'm very hands on and have experience in this very good eye for details and don't mind putting in extra time if needed lol xx

I shall arrange for one of my able assistants to put you through your paces and initiate you.

Can I have a volunteer please "

Ohh no need id put them through their's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So am I in or out? "
appointment cards are in the making pmsl

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't say I'm a professional at this, more a keen amateur. Doesn't happen as often as I'd like, but I do like to keep my finger in.

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