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MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!
(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks ) | |||
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"Someone in work is leaving today and they had MERINGUES... I had one even though I'm on a diet
MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!
(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks )" nope ...and before anyone jumps in ...perving is NOT a sin lol | |||
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"I may be sinning later tonight...  "Ohhh youll go to hell | |||
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"Someone in work is leaving today and they had MERINGUES... I had one even though I'm on a diet
MAX!!!!!!! I need to be absolved of my sin... HELP!!!!
(I actually don't care it was amazing... hope you all have some original sin today folks )
nope ...and before anyone jumps in ...perving is NOT a sin lol "That's in the eye of the beholder  | |||
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"I may be sinning later tonight... "I will be too but it might not be the same sin...   | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too" I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness  | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness "Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ? Are these all classed as sins then ?   | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness
Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ?
Are these all classed as sins then ?
"They are temptations - what you have for "afters" is sinful | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness
Fish Suppers Chicken Balls Chow Mein Olives Sweet Thay Chilli Crisps Crackers cheese n Pinapple Dip Pate ?
Are these all classed as sins then ?
They are temptations - what you have for "afters" is sinful " | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness "I make my own meringues! But I love cakes too | |||
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"All my confessions are usually cake related too I'm not a cake person at all... but meringues are a weakness
I make my own meringues!
But I love cakes too"Ohhh my lord... the man MAKES HIS OWN MERINGUES... Noo ah know how Superman feels when faced with Green Kryptonite... | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!!" STOPPPPPPPPPPPP | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP "Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!! | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!"Am not allowed coffee... | |||
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"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible. I am an "The day is young my dear | |||
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"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible. I am an "I have to say this is also how my day has been | |||
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"I wanted to sin today but alas its not been possible. I am an
I have to say this is also how my day has been "Slippers AFF missus and empire biscuits and Gin ON | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee... "There will also be teas and soft drinks | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee...
There will also be teas and soft drinks"Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread | |||
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"Double chocolate brownies at a catered lunch today. And by double I mean I had two of them "ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee...
There will also be teas and soft drinks
Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread "See it's all coming together | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee...
There will also be teas and soft drinks
Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread "Ohhh I love shortbread | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee...
There will also be teas and soft drinks
Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread
See it's all coming together "David Cameron thought that when he called for the EU referendum... | |||
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"ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat "Can I come hat in hand for forgiveness? or would you prefer that I be ready to sin again at the drop of a hat? | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!
Am not allowed coffee...
There will also be teas and soft drinks
Ooooer I can do homemade shortbread
See it's all coming together
David Cameron thought that when he called for the EU referendum... "Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke | |||
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"Ohh no not again ive been an absolute angel honestly xxxx "Come and sit with me in the corner | |||
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"Ohh no not again ive been an absolute angel honestly xxxx
Come and sit with me in the corner "Ok Mrs d here I come you get the kettle on il bring a apple tart tatin just out the oven lol xx | |||
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"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke" It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux. | |||
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"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux." LOLOL dammit ya beat me - I'm in the Creme Puff | |||
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"ohhh you'll need double absolution too - and mebbe a fine... I may have to confiscate yer hat
Can I come hat in hand for forgiveness? or would you prefer that I be ready to sin again at the drop of a hat? "When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West (summat like that anyway) | |||
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"When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West (summat like that anyway) " So how far down the list are you? | |||
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"When choosing my sins I always like to try the one I haven't done before ~ Mae West (summat like that anyway) So how far down the list are you? "I'm on H...for HAT | |||
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"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux." Yeah I won't be able to top that | |||
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"Now I'm trying to think of a clever Brexit related cake joke It'll cost you 6% of all your French fancies, German biscuits or Belgian buns. Unless you're willing to have freedom of movement for all gateaux. Yeah I won't be able to top that "I see what you did there... that's a cracker | |||
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"They used to be terrible but I kept going! And now they're brilliant!! STOPPPPPPPPPPPP
Let's have the First Annual Scottish Fab coffee Morning!!!"Fauxache Danny .... Ive done 65734201227555 Coffee Meets ... When does the shaggin actually start .. Ahll give it more time i think | |||
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Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty | |||
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"So how far down the list are you?
I'm on H...for HAT "Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?  | |||
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"You are forgiven
Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty "Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day
Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then | |||
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"So how far down the list are you?
I'm on H...for HAT
Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?". Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing  | |||
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"So how far down the list are you?
I'm on H...for HAT
Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?.
Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing "Leather. You can't go wrong with leather | |||
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"You are forgiven
Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty
Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day
Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then "Does that mean you're finishing that bottle of wine tonight lol | |||
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"Is sodomey still a sin?" Depends on your beliefs | |||
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"You are forgiven
Egg white is ok for a diet, it's just the sugar they contain that counts so Max says you were half naughty
Thank you Max, I will be having wine this evening too but that's only half bad... its fruit juice and one of my five a day
Enjoy your sins at the weekend, I will be an then
Does that mean you're finishing that bottle of wine tonight lol "It's my duty Max | |||
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"So how far down the list are you?
I'm on H...for HAT
Oh really? That's interesting. You probably need an expert to help with that one. Like, oh I don't know, maybe someone with a hat?.
Yes... but what kind of hat... top hat, hard hat, hi hat... so confusing
Leather. You can't go wrong with leather "I do like leather... and lace | |||
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 , was good though! | |||
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"Is sodomey still a sin?" Ask I always say...if it's in there's no sin | |||
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"Is sodomey still a sin? Ask I always say...if it's in there's no sin " | |||
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"I may be sinning later tonight...
Ohhh youll go to hell "Again?! | |||
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"I may be sinning later tonight...
Ohhh youll go to hell
Again?!"Its great ive been there a few times | |||
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