FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do??

By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You are on a lifeboat with a Mother Teresa kind of nun (50) and the fabber above

You need to throw one over board to make it to the nearest island and survive.

Who's getting wet???

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Should 'in' a lifeboat

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

I am going to hell anyway so sorry Mother Tberesa is getting wet

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Fabber goes, imagine taking mother T's virginity lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think that when the buried her to god they put on the box returned unopened ?

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

SS get ready you getting wet!!

Sticking with Mother Teresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SS get ready you getting wet!!

Sticking with Mother Teresa

Mother Theresa is getting wet in a bad way..

Nawty Max is getting wet in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SS get ready you getting wet!!

Sticking with Mother Teresa

Mother Theresa is getting wet in a bad way..

Nawty Max is getting wet in a good way

Sorry Chooks but overboard with you

US ladies have to stick together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Theresa for the swim she's blocked as she is outwith my agar parameters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should read age parameters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island. "

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or sink

off you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or

sink

off you go

mmm its so hard to choose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or

sink

off you go

mmm its so hard to choose.

If Max gets wet. It might get this knife out my back.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or

sink

off you go

mmm its so hard to choose.

If Max gets wet. It might get this knife out my back.

Lol ya think

Taking it out and throwing you overboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty I think we should spit roast her first then over she goes, Drowning with a smile on her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, bad,

man overboard

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Sorry, bad,

man overboard

Time to get wet lt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, bad,

man overboard

Time to get wet lt

I can't swim ya wee rat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope mother Teresa can swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope mother Teresa can swim

I would go deep with Sweet ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck him with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck him with a smile

Lil T can row us to the Island while I chuck the rest overboard

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Sorry, bad,

man overboard

Time to get wet lt

I can't swim ya wee rat lol

Wasnt that kinda wet minxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck him with a smile

Lil T can row us to the Island while I chuck the rest overboard

The Craggy Clique Island ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck him with a smile

Lil T can row us to the Island while I chuck the rest overboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, bad,

man overboard

Time to get wet lt

I can't swim ya wee rat lol

Wasnt that kinda wet minxy

xx"
bring it on sweetcheeks

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

As I'm a monk.....sorry tease. Get yer armbands

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"As I'm a monk.....sorry tease. Get yer armbands

You def swimming m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty I think we should spit roast her first then over she goes, Drowning with a smile on her face

HeyBad. Do you think a spit roast would make her smile then ?. But as long as i get this knife out of my back i will be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty I think we should spit roast her first then over she goes, Drowning with a smile on her face

HeyBad. Do you think a spit roast would make her smile then ?. But as long as i get this knife out of my back i will be happy.

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yer going over zac

I'll save ye from max twisting yer knife that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nun has got to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eenie meanie miny mo

The nun must go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eenie meanie miny mo

The nun must go

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the nuns gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty I think we should spit roast her first then over she goes, Drowning with a smile on her face

HeyBad. Do you think a spit roast would make her smile then ?. But as long as i get this knife out of my back i will be happy.

yer going over zac

I'll save ye from max twisting yer knife that way

Aww thanks Vicky. I think i do need saving from Max. She holdind me down with her foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty I think we should spit roast her first then over she goes, Drowning with a smile on her face

HeyBad. Do you think a spit roast would make her smile then ?. But as long as i get this knife out of my back i will be happy.

yer going over zac

I'll save ye from max twisting yer knife that way

Aww thanks Vicky. I think i do need saving from Max. She holdind me down with her foot.

just the way I like it

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Defo keeping Lil in the boat. Bye bye mother teresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo keeping Lil in the boat. Bye bye mother teresa

aye yer fkd maw Teresa. Off ye pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably do the Titanic pose with Lil ..then accidentally boomff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably do the Titanic pose with Lil ..then accidentally boomff chookie off

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Time to dive Chookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I canna shag mother Theresa so I hope she can swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DLT ...dinna feck aboot ..Just Jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are on a lifeboat with a Mother Teresa kind of nun (50) and the fabber above

You need to throw one over board to make it to the nearest island and survive.

Who's getting wet???

Both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nun overboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might just let this one stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might just let this one stay

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what aboot me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might just let this one stay

what aboot me?

if ye have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother Theresa in the dip

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

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max can stay, we need to get jiggy

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

max can stay, we need to get jiggy

Mother Teresa could watch but i think she would rather have a swimmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

max can stay, we need to get jiggy

Mother Teresa could watch but i think she would rather have a swimmm

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you live up to your name lady ! Dunk Teresa

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

max can stay, we need to get jiggy

Mother Teresa could watch but i think she would rather have a swimmm

you live up to your name lady ! Dunk Teresa

Enjoy your swim Lil Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kramers... On you go, time for a dip.

Mother Teresa and I have to talk

max can stay, we need to get jiggy

Mother Teresa could watch but i think she would rather have a swimmm

you live up to your name lady ! Dunk Teresa

Enjoy your swim Lil Tease

stephhhhhhhhhh I used to like you

. I'm just gunna drag you with meeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

Ya cant swim ..remember x

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

Ya cant swim ..remember x

Chookieeee, get undressed, yer getting wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

Ya cant swim ..remember x

Chookieeee, get undressed, yer getting wet

Ok ..Do ya mind turning around im embarrassed getting undressed in front of ya ..

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

Ya cant swim ..remember x

Chookieeee, get undressed, yer getting wet

Ok ..Do ya mind turning around im embarrassed getting undressed in front of ya ..

No need to be embarrassed, I am as

as Mother Teresa

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I'd need to throw mother Teresa overboard.

We could have fun together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope nuns can swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the nun can turn into a penguin as she's getting wet for the first time in her life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparatacus, give me a hand to throw the nun over please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am throwing myself oot... The waters lovely

Ya cant swim ..remember x

Chookieeee, get undressed, yer getting wet

Ok ..Do ya mind turning around im embarrassed getting undressed in front of ya ..

No need to be embarrassed, I am as

as Mother Teresa

In that case ..My zips stuck ..could ya give me a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sparatacus, give me a hand to throw the nun over please

Sparatacus sounds kinna Spanish ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooft that nun can drown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooft that nun can drown

Happy to help ditch the nun

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Oooooft that nun can drown

Happy to help ditch the nun

Bumps mature and the nun overboard n keeps mrs sweet...very sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooft that nun can drown

Happy to help ditch the nun

Bumps mature and the nun overboard n keeps mrs sweet...very sweet

Puts up a hell of a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate to think of mother teresa getting wet full stop! Would throw her out for sure before she started getting frisky. Dirty old nun with bad habit no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hate to think of mother teresa getting wet full stop! Would throw her out for sure before she started getting frisky. Dirty old nun with bad habit no thanks."

Tie Mother Teresa up and use her as a paddle, might as well get some use out of a nun... plus then we could get to the deserted island quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mr I'm a heavenly cherub so mother Teresa stays on board xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sparatacus, give me a hand to throw the nun over please

She's gone. Could make a habit of this

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sparta... Time for a dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay where you are Max, I'll lose the penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sparatacus, give me a hand to throw the nun over please

Sparatacus sounds kinna Spanish ..

:-y)"

if I was stuck in a lifeboat with chookie and a nun I'd throw myself overboard.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Sparatacus, give me a hand to throw the nun over please

Sparatacus sounds kinna Spanish ..

:-y)

if I was stuck in a lifeboat with chookie and a nun I'd throw myself overboard."

Lol jump jump jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nun would have to go, max booomfff her off please

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The nun would have to go, max booomfff her off please

You wish is my command lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or sink

off you go

As a teenager I used to play Water Polo...Max, I don't think I have a problem keeping you up...as they say.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I would go overboard with Naughty Max...oh and then help her swim to the island.

Sorry Oor! I wanna see if you float or sink

off you go

As a teenager I used to play Water Polo...Max, I don't think I have a problem keeping you up...as they say."

Putting the nun's heavy gold cross in your pants and trying again!

You will defo sink this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm keeping max we both have paddles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta ra nun. I like paddles

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