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By *hybutnaughtyone OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I never thought this would happen but my 18 year old daughter just enlightened me to the phrase superman, I had no idea what it was till she told me. Has anyone else had this happen? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never thought this would happen but my 18 year old daughter just enlightened me to the phrase superman, I had no idea what it was till she told me. Has anyone else had this happen? x"

What's a superman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea ...but keen too hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be when you get past 60 and still going.

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By *hybutnaughtyone OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

apparently it is when a guy cums on your back and then you lie on the sheets and they stick to your back like a cape.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Basically you cum on someone's back while they sleep and stick something to it like a bead sheet with the intention that, when they wake up, it would be like they've got a cape. Obviously wouldn't really work in real life cause of the weight of duvet and stuff and anyone that says they've done it is probably being less than honest.

And I'm disgusted with myself that I knew this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"apparently it is when a guy cums on your back and then you lie on the sheets and they stick to your back like a cape. "

You beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen a Ladies Hen Night on Saturday...about a dozen of them had Angel Wings on their backs ..

Im just wondering if they had been at CJs Greedy Girls Night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago one of my step daughters informed me and Mrs dlt of what t-bagging was,was feckin disgusted she knew this

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"apparently it is when a guy cums on your back and then you lie on the sheets and they stick to your back like a cape. "

that's actually quite witty, made me chuckle

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"A few years ago one of my step daughters informed me and Mrs dlt of what t-bagging was,was feckin disgusted she knew this

In my last job the nurses were discussing sex at lunchtime and the subject of t-bagging came up. One girl said she hated doing it but her man always wanted it, and to get through the experience and make him cum quicker, she would hum the tune to eastenders while she had his baws in her mouth.

Years have passed, but still when I hear that 'doof doof doof doof doof doof!!!' I can't help having a wee chuckle to myself ??????

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By *hybutnaughtyone OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

That made me laugh...x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Can't really see the point in a Superman. Seems like the fun is one sided.

Now I'm sure there must be a Wonder Woman! Corset, lassoo, what's not to like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite two is angry pirate and spiderman. But I've had my life threatened if I ever do then to the Mrs.

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

"My favourite two is angry pirate and spiderman. But I've had my life threatened if I ever do then to the Mrs. "

Never heard of either until now. Where do folk come (pun intended) up with these? And who says romance is dead

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"My favourite two is angry pirate and spiderman. But I've had my life threatened if I ever do then to the Mrs. "

Yeah your right you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite two is angry pirate and spiderman. But I've had my life threatened if I ever do then to the Mrs.

Yeah your right you have "

I've done better ones to you lol x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Basically you cum on someone's back while they sleep and stick something to it like a bead sheet with the intention that, when they wake up, it would be like they've got a cape. Obviously wouldn't really work in real life cause of the weight of duvet and stuff and anyone that says they've done it is probably being less than honest.

And I'm disgusted with myself that I knew this"

so they cum on your back... wipe their cock on the curtains, then unclip them to make a cape??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite two is angry pirate and spiderman. But I've had my life threatened if I ever do then to the Mrs.

Yeah your right you have

I've done better ones to you lol x"

Come to think of it you've had a superman loads of times x

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

Well I admit I've had to look up urban dictionary for some of these lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Everyday is a school day

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

"Everyday is a school day

Today it is I'm such a wee innocent........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", she would hum the tune to eastenders while she had his baws in her mouth.

??"

Otherwise known as a baw hum

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"apparently it is when a guy cums on your back and then you lie on the sheets and they stick to your back like a cape. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently received a message from a lovely, bright and well adjusted young chap who informed me, in great detail that he wanted to "pump me till the neighbours complained about the smell". Where the hell do they get shit like that from??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I recently received a message from a lovely, bright and well adjusted young chap who informed me, in great detail that he wanted to "pump me till the neighbours complained about the smell". Where the hell do they get shit like that from??

think your last line might have been the clue lol....

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

Oooohhh I have a camera!!! Pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

Oooohhh I have a camera!!! Pmsl "

I have a tripod.... (that doesn't sound quite right)...

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

Oooohhh I have a camera!!! Pmsl

I have a tripod.... (that doesn't sound quite right)...

If you have a tripod you've got the wrong gender on your profile lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

Oooohhh I have a camera!!! Pmsl

I have a tripod.... (that doesn't sound quite right)...

If you have a tripod you've got the wrong gender on your profile lol "

I said it didn't sound right.... (OK, it's a big black strap on)

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Well I have never seen that scene in any of the films

Oooohhh I have a camera!!! Pmsl

I have a tripod.... (that doesn't sound quite right)...

If you have a tripod you've got the wrong gender on your profile lol

I said it didn't sound right.... (OK, it's a big black strap on)

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Everyday is a school day

Today it is I'm such a wee innocent........"

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll both pick it all up in no time lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Everyday is a school day

Today it is I'm such a wee innocent........

You and me both

can someone pic the crip (me) up off the floor quick please, I am dying with laughter here!!!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (think) I invented the 'Houdini'...

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Maybe he meant he wanted to engage you in sexual intercourse the night you're supposed to put the bins out

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

hey who has heard off a angry dragon as a sex phrase

I know what it is just wondered if anyone else dose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really didnt know what "superman" was to be perfectly honest ..

However..i do know what "Dogging" is ..

I mean ive only seen 674453 Forum posts regards it.

LOCATION ..LOCATION ..LOCATION ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago one of my step daughters informed me and Mrs dlt of what t-bagging was,was feckin disgusted she knew this

Sadly my eldest dsughter explained that to me when she was a Hugh school - she's 23 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he meant he wanted to engage you in sexual intercourse the night you're supposed to put the bins out

Jeez that made me chuckle

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