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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best joke you have heard on fab?

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By *eddybear1873Couple
over a year ago

Stirling

Single guys who want 2 swap wife pics cracks me up every time

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That one is up there with the straight guy who wants me to come round to his house to give me a "discreet" blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a promiscuous strawberry called?

A strawberry tart lol

Sorry couldn't help that one so funny buckled laughing

Biggest joke is people bitching and talking it all too seriously and I'm like its a fun sex site get a grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The joke on fab is women slagging guys off to keep other women away lol. Its a swingers site..sakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol "

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab could be less of a joke if certain silly wee lassies realise others really don't give a shit lol. Grow up and keep a tighter leash on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K x"

Fun fun fun lol xxx

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

My one is this guy said to woman do you work in fireworks factory she said yes and guy turns round said I what to be your banger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass lickers too that's another joke

Chat in private then lick others asses on forum. Tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K x"
what does fab have to offer?

Serious question btw

As for the joke I had one about a locked room, 1000 Nazis, a Jew and a penny but knowing how easily offended the faint of heart fab members are i'll keep it to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My one is this guy said to woman do you work in fireworks factory she said yes and guy turns round said I what to be your banger "

Ohh my mr lol actual did make me giggle xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K xwhat does fab have to offer?

Serious question btw

As for the joke I had one about a locked room, 1000 Nazis, a Jew and a penny but knowing how easily offended the faint of heart fab members are i'll keep it to myself "
fab has to offer bullshit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ass lickers too that's another joke

Chat in private then lick others asses on forum. Tut tut"
I get that alot when I make my comments that people take too serious, guys and sometimes women will mail me to tell me they think it's brilliant how a don't brown Jose and a say what a think but they can't say that on the forums because they don't want to ruin their street "fab" cred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K xwhat does fab have to offer?

Serious question btw

As for the joke I had one about a locked room, 1000 Nazis, a Jew and a penny but knowing how easily offended the faint of heart fab members are i'll keep it to myself fab has to offer bullshit lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ass lickers too that's another joke

Chat in private then lick others asses on forum. Tut tutI get that alot when I make my comments that people take too serious, guys and sometimes women will mail me to tell me they think it's brilliant how a don't brown Jose and a say what a think but they can't say that on the forums because they don't want to ruin their street "fab" cred"
nose not jose

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K xwhat does fab have to offer?

Serious question btw

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I imagine that answer would be different for everyone, it offers good and not so good things, I ignore the not so good n concentrate on the fun

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh and loon ball crazy women who can't move on get a grip and leave other's alone it's a bit pathetic looking when it's a sex site and people meet who they want to meet , and taking about slagging other's off some people should get a medal for it always a drama they should mind there own and have some fun might put a smile on their faces lol

Ha! This cheered me right up. Whereas we're busy enjoying what fab has to offer

K xwhat does fab have to offer?

Serious question btw

I imagine that answer would be different for everyone, it offers good and not so good things, I ignore the not so good n concentrate on the fun

K x"

Totally agree k it's about fun chat and good times xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ass lickers too that's another joke

Chat in private then lick others asses on forum. Tut tutI get that alot when I make my comments that people take too serious, guys and sometimes women will mail me to tell me they think it's brilliant how a don't brown Jose and a say what a think but they can't say that on the forums because they don't want to ruin their street "fab" crednose not jose"
lol exactly. Some love to be certain of attention. Others like to be led, then mail ye talking about the others lol. Now that is a joke, I say it like it is. I don't need to be popular and with the IN crowd , people that have met me know I'm a nice person but I say it like it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops centre*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was elsa so sad ??

Coz she couldn't let it go lol

Really bad I know but I giggled xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it gooooooo

Let it gooooooo

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I get the feeling something has gone totally over my head here

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the feeling something has gone totally over my head here

K x"

Lol it's ok hunni nothing that matters xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The joke on fab is women slagging guys off to keep other women away lol. Its a swingers site..sakes "

I recently spotted someone skype verify someone with chat in it about meeting up soon that i know to be a total timewaster and am almost 100% he lies about being married ... But i didnt feel like i could give the girl the heads up without coming across like one of these women which is sad ... We should be able to look out for each other but too many bunny boilers have ruled that out

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"The joke on fab is women slagging guys off to keep other women away lol. Its a swingers site..sakes

I recently spotted someone skype verify someone with chat in it about meeting up soon that i know to be a total timewaster and am almost 100% he lies about being married ... But i didnt feel like i could give the girl the heads up without coming across like one of these women which is sad ... We should be able to look out for each other but too many bunny boilers have ruled that out "

Maybe his wife might be away this time so he turned up and they had a good time with neither partners finding out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The joke on fab is women slagging guys off to keep other women away lol. Its a swingers site..sakes

I recently spotted someone skype verify someone with chat in it about meeting up soon that i know to be a total timewaster and am almost 100% he lies about being married ... But i didnt feel like i could give the girl the heads up without coming across like one of these women which is sad ... We should be able to look out for each other but too many bunny boilers have ruled that out "
exactly, its a tricky one. I've learned from the girl not everyone that seems like a friend, is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The joke on fab is women slagging guys off to keep other women away lol. Its a swingers site..sakes "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fred the flasher was going to retire but he's decided to stick it out a while longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree fully with you cherub its sex and fun nothing serious xx grant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David hasslehoff goes ibto a glasgow pub and asks for a pint the barman says hey your david hasslehoff david says just call me hoff and the barman says aright nae hassle smiles and titters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone pass me a Black felt tip pen ..and i will rattle a list up..Or maybe youd be better leaving it ..it will only upset the people who take Fab far too seriously .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agree fully with you cherub its sex and fun nothing serious xx grant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone pass me a Black felt tip pen ..and i will rattle a list up..Or maybe youd be better leaving it ..it will only upset the people who take Fab far too seriously .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Could someone pass me a Black felt tip pen ..and i will rattle a list up..Or maybe youd be better leaving it ..it will only upset the people who take Fab far too seriously .

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Maybe just a crayon for the soft wallcovering in your cell room i meant room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A white horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says we have a whiskey named after you. The horse replies what George?

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By *cotsmacCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Was walking down the st with a mate..a girl of about 4ft in height walked past...i said to mate that she was a striper..his reply was aye she's a smallteaser..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could someone pass me a Black felt tip pen ..and i will rattle a list up..Or maybe youd be better leaving it ..it will only upset the people who take Fab far too seriously .

Maybe just a crayon for the soft wallcovering in your cell room i meant room "

Visiting times are 4pm - 6pm on a Sunday ..

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