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"My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut ![]() ![]() ![]() That is bloody annoying - who the hell would steal that ffs... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits!!!! ![]() | |||
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"My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr ![]() lol oh don't. I've really bad road rage ![]() | |||
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"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr ![]() ![]() It's THEM not you ![]() | |||
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"And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY. ![]() ![]() Or they have forgotten summat and they run off saying to you - oh sorry I won't be a minute... dinna say sorry - YER NOT!!! ![]() | |||
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"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work. " Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting ![]() | |||
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"And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY. ![]() ![]() ![]() haha yer right, not a sorry bone in their body ![]() | |||
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"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work. Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting ![]() they* that's another wan - typos... (though they can be quite funny to be fair ![]() | |||
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"Everything I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot ![]() | |||
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"Grrrr. Empty wrappers in cupboard. Offft that just grips ma shit that ![]() YES!!! People who put rubbish beside the bin but not IN it ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with | |||
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"Stray f&*king socks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes similar with hoovering... you put the thing away and the FIRST thing ya see is a weeeee bit of black fluff on yer carpet when ya walk back in the room ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Stray f&*king socks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lmao skidding round the table ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in ![]() This ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Because they are the devils work ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze ![]() | |||
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"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in ![]() I only need one attempt too put it in ..... Darling x ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No its more the big sweaty African version | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon ![]() | |||
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear That's what pisses me off ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() ![]() The plane does it tae ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Im glad we are on the same level ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep the gutter lolol ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ya canny clean a durty mind .. ![]() | |||
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"I hate the hassle at Airports .... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would ya want to ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It would be for me - she's in Ireland ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha you crack me up women lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do. Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr. Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr... ![]() I hear you with the bloody door handles I'm forever getting caught to. My biggest gripe is people that park there car in the middle of two spaces. | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......" Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() | |||
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"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do. Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr. Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr... ![]() Glad am not the only one- oooh parking... folk who park an INCH fae yer door grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mmmmmm yummy my mum makes the best soup canny beat it ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() Like the dark hole of culkutta ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag ![]() | |||
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mine too... must be a Mum thing lol xxx | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can see a rant about me coming lol | |||
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"Odd socks! I have a phobia of socks that don't exactly match, I come out in a cold sweat and feel sick. It's completely irrational, maybe i should seek professional help" Lol try thinking of it this way... When you do have odd socks... They aren't that odd... You have another pair exactly like that ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As if there's ever any spare room in there ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And everything in there is ESSENTIAL ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PMSL Of course it is | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Men go to the left women are always right ![]() | |||
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"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in ![]() ![]() Fnar. | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye Right ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple...... Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Here I am back in the middle with you ![]() | |||
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"Having a bad cold. Its totally doing my head in. The constant struggle to breathe, the husky voice, the terrible sleeps, runny and red nose, coughing, looking more awful than usual and just being so grumpy and miserable. " Oh no sounds like manflu has crossed the sexual divide ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Its not man flu im on day 5 anf ive sttill been at work " Phew lucky escape then hugs and kisses ( while wearing suitable protective clothing ) ![]() | |||
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