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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.

Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.

Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut

. I could use a brick to hold it open but seems too much fuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut

. I could use a brick to hold it open but seems too much fuss

That is bloody annoying - who the hell would steal that ffs... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut

. I could use a brick to hold it open but seems too much fuss

That is bloody annoying - who the hell would steal that ffs... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits!!!!

. Lol. Oh I know. Kids probably,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another thing,

when the binmen empty yer bin and they leave it nearly a mile away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr

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lol oh don't. I've really bad road rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY.

. Jog on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr

lol oh don't. I've really bad road rage

It's THEM not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY.

. Jog on

Or they have forgotten summat and they run off saying to you - oh sorry I won't be a minute... dinna say sorry - YER NOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work. "

Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Jog on

Or they have forgotten summat and they run off saying to you - oh sorry I won't be a minute... dinna say sorry - YER NOT!!!

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haha yer right, not a sorry bone in their body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work.

Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting

they* that's another wan - typos... (though they can be quite funny to be fair

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By *adbod_DaveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Everything I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrr. Empty wrappers in cupboard. Offft that just grips ma shit that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grrrr. Empty wrappers in cupboard. Offft that just grips ma shit that

YES!!!

People who put rubbish beside the bin but not IN it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stray f&*king socks

So you go round and collect the washing or get the teenager to bring their own....in the machine and off you go and find a stray sock that was dropped en route

So you grab the dirty f&*ker and race back to the kitchen skidding round the table in the vain hope of catching the washing machine before it reaches the point of no return

# first world problems

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By *adbod_DaveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stray f&*king socks

So you go round and collect the washing or get the teenager to bring their own....in the machine and off you go and find a stray sock that was dropped en route

So you grab the dirty f&*ker and race back to the kitchen skidding round the table in the vain hope of catching the washing machine before it reaches the point of no return

# first world problems

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes similar with hoovering... you put the thing away and the FIRST thing ya see is a weeeee bit of black fluff on yer carpet when ya walk back in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with"

are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stray f&*king socks

So you go round and collect the washing or get the teenager to bring their own....in the machine and off you go and find a stray sock that was dropped en route

So you grab the dirty f&*ker and race back to the kitchen skidding round the table in the vain hope of catching the washing machine before it reaches the point of no return

# first world problems

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lmao skidding round the table

. And you actually get a teenager to bring washing down ??!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in

This

Because they are the devils work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in

I only need one attempt too put it in .....

Darling x

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By *adbod_DaveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with

are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc

Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with

are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc

Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol"

Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the hassle at Airports ....

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By *adbod_DaveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with

are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc

Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol

Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then

No its more the big sweaty African version

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup

So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot

That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear

That's what pisses me off

That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot

The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with

are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc

Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol

Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then

No its more the big sweaty African version"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

The plane does it tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, some right grumpy gits in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

The plane does it tae

Im glad we are on the same level

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

The plane does it tae

Im glad we are on the same level

Yep the gutter lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

The plane does it tae

Im glad we are on the same level

Yep the gutter lolol

Ya canny clean a durty mind ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate the hassle at Airports ....

grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon

Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss

The plane does it tae

Im glad we are on the same level

Yep the gutter lolol

Ya canny clean a durty mind ..

Would ya want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

It would be for me - she's in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

It would be for me - she's in Ireland

Haha you crack me up women lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

It would be for me - she's in Ireland

Haha you crack me up women lol

She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.

Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.

Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...

I hear you with the bloody door handles I'm forever getting caught to.

My biggest gripe is people that park there car in the middle of two spaces.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......"

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.

Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.

Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...

I hear you with the bloody door handles I'm forever getting caught to.

My biggest gripe is people that park there car in the middle of two spaces. "

Glad am not the only one- oooh parking... folk who park an INCH fae yer door grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

It would be for me - she's in Ireland

Haha you crack me up women lol

She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae

Mmmmmm yummy my mum makes the best soup canny beat it

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh

not a happy cherub

Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze

No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away

Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx

Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx

It would be for me - she's in Ireland

Haha you crack me up women lol

She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae

Mmmmmm yummy my mum makes the best soup canny beat it

Mine too... must be a Mum thing lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

I can see a rant about me coming lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd socks! I have a phobia of socks that don't exactly match, I come out in a cold sweat and feel sick. It's completely irrational, maybe i should seek professional help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Odd socks! I have a phobia of socks that don't exactly match, I come out in a cold sweat and feel sick. It's completely irrational, maybe i should seek professional help"

Lol try thinking of it this way... When you do have odd socks... They aren't that odd... You have another pair exactly like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is "

I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is

I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me

I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is

I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me

I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands

Men go to the left women are always right

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"USBs keys/cables.... why does it take me 4/5 attempts to put the bloody thingy in

I only need one attempt too put it in .....

Darling x

Fnar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is

I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me

I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands

Men go to the left women are always right

Aye Right

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......

Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you

Like the dark hole of culkutta

Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag

As if there's ever any spare room in there

And everything in there is ESSENTIAL

PMSL

Of course it is

I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me

I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands

Men go to the left women are always right

Here I am back in the middle with you

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Having a bad cold. Its totally doing my head in. The constant struggle to breathe, the husky voice, the terrible sleeps, runny and red nose, coughing, looking more awful than usual and just being so grumpy and miserable.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Having a bad cold. Its totally doing my head in. The constant struggle to breathe, the husky voice, the terrible sleeps, runny and red nose, coughing, looking more awful than usual and just being so grumpy and miserable. "

Oh no sounds like manflu has crossed the sexual divide

( there will be hoards of folk now pm'ing you with offers of hot drinks sympathy and shags to sweat it oot )

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Its not man flu im on day 5 anf ive sttill been at work

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Its not man flu im on day 5 anf ive sttill been at work "

Phew lucky escape then hugs and kisses ( while wearing suitable protective clothing )

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