FabSwingers.com forum: worst pickuplines?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are your parents retarded cause your a very special girl

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

"Are your parents retarded cause your a very special girl

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

You look familiar, how is your mother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

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are you taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are your parents retarded cause your a very special girl

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I did say the worst pickuplines

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

How ironic he took offence to yours when his is the lowest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

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aye okay

thank-you for your input gollem

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

How ironic he took offence to yours when his is the lowest

Indeed lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

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you couldnt buy classic comedy like that

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

you couldnt buy classic comedy like that

I'll sell anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

you couldnt buy classic comedy like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you "
hah I like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you hah I like this"

It's the uniform thing isn't it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you hah I like this

It's the uniform thing isn't it...

. You know me so welllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you hah I like this

It's the uniform thing isn't it...

Ohhh so that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is outnof this world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you hah I like this

It's the uniform thing isn't it...

Ohhh so that's why

If only they had the power to cuff eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is outnof this world."

Can ya see Uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your dad a traffic warden

coz you have fine all written over you hah I like this

It's the uniform thing isn't it...

Ohhh so that's why

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

The word of the day is "legs".. now lets go to your house and spread the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word of the day is "legs".. now lets go to your house and spread the word

Did you say that to Marge... ah heard she is easy to spread (sorry, it's been a long week...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"The word of the day is "legs".. now lets go to your house and spread the word

Did you say that to Marge... ah heard she is easy to spread (sorry, it's been a long week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad a boxer

coz you are a knockout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause you're face is all fucked up.

Only a joke, no one take the huff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause you're face is all fucked up.

Only a joke, no one take the huff."

hahahaha

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

As long as i have a face ...you'll have a place to sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is Fred

i will make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lolol how could any girl resist these

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Recently on here!!

"Have you got pet insurance?"

"Because I'm going to destroy your pussy"!!!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"lolol how could any girl resist these

You gagging for it now arent ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will make you shiver

when i deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lolol how could any girl resist these

You gagging for it now arent ya

I will make you shiver

when i deliver

Fuck yes - I am noo... sighhhhhhhs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Honestly - is there a book or summat lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can teach English if...

O-) Been here over 20 years, are you saying my English is crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can teach English if...

O-) Been here over 20 years, are you saying my English is crap

I see now why you're called "Nawty" Max

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can teach English if...

O-) Been here over 20 years, are you saying my English is crap

I see now why you're called "Nawty" Max

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have your picture

so i can show what iwant for xXmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck you, you want to fuck me. At least I know im half right.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hi, I'm furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And "what would a score get me"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"And "what would a score get me""

See, I get that but many won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/09/16 16:45:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And "what would a score get me"

See, I get that but many won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

A: I've not got a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Fred?

Because my names Wilma and tonight I'll make your bed rock

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Your eyes are like spanners

One look and my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recently on here!!

"Have you got pet insurance?"

"Because I'm going to destroy your pussy"!!!!!

Lx"

too good

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"hi are you here for the porn audition as well?"

"Hi excuse me..... Oh wait, I'm just googling a pick up line..."

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My face is leaving in 15 minutes, i would like you to be on it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look familiar, how is your mother?

are you taking the piss

you'd think a man of your age would be mature but no away and crawl back into whatever cave you crawled out of golem

The comment was meant as a bad pick up line, remember your post???

How ironic he took offence to yours when his is the lowest

Doesnt even make sense if the parents wer "retarded" no reason she would be

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