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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms

All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...

What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms

All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...

What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail "

On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms

All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...

What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail

On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt!"

part of the hire fee is for dry cleaning and they will show log if asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most kilt places stipulate that you aren't allowed to go commando anymore for hygiene reasons.

Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Most kilt places stipulate that you aren't allowed to go commando anymore for hygiene reasons.

Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar. "

I knew there was a good reason why I didnt like vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!

Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it "

I am the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most kilt places stipulate that you aren't allowed to go commando anymore for hygiene reasons.

Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar. "

Is vinegar not how you kill leeches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it "

ohhhh you wear underwear max ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it ohhhh you wear underwear max ?? "

Told you weren't alone

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it ohhhh you wear underwear max ?? "

lol When I remember to put them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.

Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it ohhhh you wear underwear max ??

lol When I remember to put them on "

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By *ob GobbMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Probably off piste a little...had a guy at work describe how he discovered his wife (now ex) was cheating on him to the whole office including female staff. His wife was out for a night and he felt horny when she came home, she was a bit worse for wears and agree to some late night loving. Foreplay commenced and he proceded to kiss and lick his way down her torso, down her stomach and proceded to her pussy which he spent some time but he did think the taste was a little unusual, opened his eyes to discover cum leaking out...not hers and certainly not his. I will never wipe that Thought or image from my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably off piste a little...had a guy at work describe how he discovered his wife (now ex) was cheating on him to the whole office including female staff. His wife was out for a night and he felt horny when she came home, she was a bit worse for wears and agree to some late night loving. Foreplay commenced and he proceded to kiss and lick his way down her torso, down her stomach and proceded to her pussy which he spent some time but he did think the taste was a little unusual, opened his eyes to discover cum leaking out...not hers and certainly not his. I will never wipe that Thought or image from my mind "

Eww I thought you were going to say what happened to my friend in a club. She had fun with a guy moved on to the next and he had his fingers inside her... and pulled out a condom!! Obviously it had fallen off the last guy and he never said. She was beyond mortified...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!

Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ."

Never had that problem with my parents but years ago was over my mates for a beer and his mum's room was right above the living room. Firstly was just squeaking then the light was moving and we could hear her screaming "fuck my arse" my poor mate didn't know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!

Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ.

Never had that problem with my parents but years ago was over my mates for a beer and his mum's room was right above the living room. Firstly was just squeaking then the light was moving and we could hear her screaming "fuck my arse" my poor mate didn't know what to do. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this has made for some entertaining reading seeing as I've woke up 25 minutes before the alarm.

I recently took my mum to buy a new suite. My Dad gave her a budget and we blew it and then some lol and she turned to me (still in the shop) and said "I'll have to have sex with him till Chistmas to make up for this"

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar. "

NOOOOoooo...

Unread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!

Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ."

This is made even worse when you look to your left and your dad is in the kitchen with you looking up at the ceiling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar.

NOOOOoooo...

Unread!"

Haha! Not true... Vinegar is one of the ways to get rid of leeches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customer complaining of an 'itch'...

She said 'i got these new pants for Christmas, it can't be them as I only put them on yesterday....'

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms

All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...

What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail

On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt!"

Gross! I'm sure they get cleaned though.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Haha! Not true... Vinegar is one of the ways to get rid of leeches."

Thanks - you're my saviour. Fish supper now safe

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!

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Lmao how do you respond to that lol ...."ohh thats nice dear" lmao

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!

Lmao how do you respond to that lol ...."ohh thats nice dear" lmao "

Whilst not crashing the car! Yes that was my answer just about. Can hardly turn round and say 'me too!'.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!

Lmao how do you respond to that lol ...."ohh thats nice dear" lmao

Whilst not crashing the car! Yes that was my answer just about. Can hardly turn round and say 'me too!'. "

Hahaha think he would have probably fainted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a restaurant several weeks ago ..for lunch...

I offered too pay the bill ....The meal was lovely i really couldnt fault it.

However ...as they approached with the bill ....the Woman held a bowl full of imperial mints and offered us too pick mints out.

I immediately thought .."boak" How many hands have been in the bowl fetching out mints.

It totally gave me a different impression of the restaurant...

Simple things that can easily turn me.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Some places have mints that are wrapped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some places have mints that are wrapped "

Agreed ..These werent ..hence it gave me the boak .

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