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"When people post a thing on fab that is meant for one specific person, why not just pm them with your msg, they're the only one who's going to understand it after all, so the hundred or so other people who see your post are basically saying wtf. please attach a post you have read that you thought, who cares, pm the fucker that the msg is meant for. Prize for the dumbest msg posted "^^^^^gets my vote^^^^^ | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^ "Now now play nice boys  | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys "The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs "Yip do they do anything else tho lol | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol"I think they sing and dad dance for cake | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol
I think they sing and dad dance for cake "Oi no makin me laugh you know how sore i am lol | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol
I think they sing and dad dance for cake
Oi no makin me laugh you know how sore i am lol"Oops sorry babe lol xxx | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol
I think they sing and dad dance for cake
Oi no makin me laugh you know how sore i am lol
Oops sorry babe lol xxx"Thats just naughty of you to forget that lmao xxxx | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol
I think they sing and dad dance for cake
Oi no makin me laugh you know how sore i am lol
Oops sorry babe lol xxx
Thats just naughty of you to forget that lmao xxxx"In my defence it wasnt supposed to be funny ..i think its actually true xxx | |||
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"When people post a thing on fab that is meant for one specific person, why not just pm them with your msg, they're the only one who's going to understand it after all, so the hundred or so other people who see your post are basically saying wtf. please attach a post you have read that you thought, who cares, pm the fucker that the msg is meant for. Prize for the dumbest msg posted ^^^^^gets my vote^^^^^ "And mine too  | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^
Now now play nice boys
The warrior dwarfs at it again ?? ffs
Yip do they do anything else tho lol
I think they sing and dad dance for cake
Oi no makin me laugh you know how sore i am lol
Oops sorry babe lol xxx
Thats just naughty of you to forget that lmao xxxx
In my defence it wasnt supposed to be funny ..i think its actually true xxx"That is true i kind of think the same way specially oor furry and his crazy love for cake lol xxxx | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol "Hehe aww you know im only playing or am i lmfao | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol "Who else are we gonna gang up on | |||
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"Meeeee No - me
And I like starting threads to wind friends up - gives others a chance to join in ^^^speaking of dumb^^^ "speaking of dumb | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol "cos yer an easy target or is it yer JUST EASY | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol cos yer an easy target or is it yer JUST EASY "Oi!! I resemble that remark | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol
Who else are we gonna gang up on "You | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol
Who else are we gonna gang up on
You "Bring it | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol
Who else are we gonna gang up on
You
Bring it "Sand boy | |||
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"Oi - why is everyone ganging up on me???? Lol
Who else are we gonna gang up on
You
Bring it
Sand boy "Pmsl you need to work on it a bit more furry lol | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes...... "You just took that too far | |||
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"The dumbest .... couples Profiles - NO SINGLE MALES "Sour grapes | |||
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"The dumbest .... couples Profiles - NO SINGLE MALES
Sour grapes "I knew someone would bite | |||
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"When they have safe sex only on profile but loads of unprotected sex pictures in public album "Or you meet them and they don't have protection. Luckily I'm always prepared but it has put me off at times too! | |||
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"When someone says "I'm not here to shag the whole site" But has 47 friends, all Single males........" lololol 
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far "Never mess with Furry | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry "At least he didn't say 20 pairs of expensive beautiful shoes with matching designer hand bags . You would need plenty Montrose to France trips for that . | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry
At least he didn't say 20 pairs of expensive beautiful shoes with matching designer hand bags . You would need plenty Montrose to France trips for that . "Ffs help like yours i could do without | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry "The wee angry ewok | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry
At least he didn't say 20 pairs of expensive beautiful shoes with matching designer hand bags . You would need plenty Montrose to France trips for that .
Ffs help like yours i could do without "At least she would think the sun shines oot yer erse... it looks like it in that pic anyway | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry
At least he didn't say 20 pairs of expensive beautiful shoes with matching designer hand bags . You would need plenty Montrose to France trips for that .
Ffs help like yours i could do without
At least she would think the sun shines oot yer erse... it looks like it in that pic anyway "It does | |||
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"Oh temp.....Bunkie says he's going to buy you 20 pairs of beautiful shoes......
You just took that too far
Never mess with Furry
At least he didn't say 20 pairs of expensive beautiful shoes with matching designer hand bags . You would need plenty Montrose to France trips for that .
Ffs help like yours i could do without
At least she would think the sun shines oot yer erse... it looks like it in that pic anyway
It does "Sneaky lighting | |||
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"Where's temp when you need her "Leafing through shoe catalogues??? | |||
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"Where's temp when you need her
Leafing through shoe catalogues??? "Latest news taxi driver being questioned as to why all his doors and windows are boarded up at his property . | |||
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"Where's temp when you need her
Leafing through shoe catalogues???
Latest news taxi driver being questioned as to why all his doors and windows are boarded up at his property . "Ive changed the wifi password so she cant see all this | |||
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"Where's temp when you need her
Leafing through shoe catalogues???
Latest news taxi driver being questioned as to why all his doors and windows are boarded up at his property .
Ive changed the wifi password so she cant see all this "Did you turn off the data on her phone though ? | |||
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""Not meeting anymore, I've met someone and I am happy with them" But you still find yourself on fab every hour under the sun ?......" That's me!  | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel "Ffs that's me too!
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB. "No ma - I am | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am "True, but you've got your looks darling!!! | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!! "Thanks ma - bitty | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!! " the face only a mother could love pmsfl | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
the face only a mother could love pmsfl "No....temp loves you too | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
the face only a mother could love pmsfl
No....temp loves you too "Hahahah | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
Thanks ma - bitty "No bitty now! Bitty later. | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
the face only a mother could love pmsfl
No....temp loves you too "I've just been informed I was breast fed,you got the bottle | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
the face only a mother could love pmsfl
No....temp loves you too I've just been informed I was breast fed,you got the bottle "Now now boys. Maw loves you both the same. | |||
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"Can't accommodate can't travel
Ffs that's me too!
It's official. I'm the dumbest thing on FAB.
No ma - I am
True, but you've got your looks darling!!!
the face only a mother could love pmsfl
No....temp loves you too I've just been informed I was breast fed,you got the bottle
Now now boys. Maw loves you both the same. "sorry maw | |||
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"The dumbest thing on fab today is a butthurt little boy who's mad I said publicly that I'd turned him down "Harsh lol | |||
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"The dumbest thing on fab today is a butthurt little boy who's mad I said publicly that I'd turned him down
Harsh lol "Apparently I'm a liar though | |||
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"I just dont get the Fabbing Pic option Fab has ... "I think the idea is if you are outwith someone's age range or they have blocked single guys/females/couples etc then you can still show an interest by fabbing a pic ... a bit like a wink | |||
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"People who have no profile picture and one sentence on their profile saying "won't reply unless you have photo"......" I'm with you on that | |||
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"oh and superhero swingers...the ones that cover their eyes in a thin strip to hide their identity. twat!" Have ya had too much coffee to day Paddy lol | |||
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"oh and superhero swingers...the ones that cover their eyes in a thin strip to hide their identity. twat! Have ya had too much coffee to day Paddy lol "lol if yer offerin... | |||
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"oh and superhero swingers...the ones that cover their eyes in a thin strip to hide their identity. twat! Have ya had too much coffee to day Paddy lol
lol if yer offerin... "Makes Paddy a mochachocachinowithextracalmdoonsprinkles xXx | |||
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"oh and superhero swingers...the ones that cover their eyes in a thin strip to hide their identity. twat! Have ya had too much coffee to day Paddy lol
lol if yer offerin...
Makes Paddy a mochachocachinowithextracalmdoonsprinkles xXx"lol...hmmm...sprinkling.. | |||
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"When a new fem profile comes on and within a day the status comes up with ...not meeting now ..have found what im looking for ...bloody hell that was quick "Ditto. Saw a new couple profile , no verifications , that had a status update. 'Fem not playing just now , male still free'  | |||
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"When a new fem profile comes on and within a day the status comes up with ...not meeting now ..have found what im looking for ...bloody hell that was quick
Ditto. Saw a new couple profile , no verifications , that had a status update. 'Fem not playing just now , male still free'
"Does that not mean "single male" in the Fab Dicktionary | |||
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"When a new fem profile comes on and within a day the status comes up with ...not meeting now ..have found what im looking for ...bloody hell that was quick
Ditto. Saw a new couple profile , no verifications , that had a status update. 'Fem not playing just now , male still free'
Does that not mean "single male" in the Fab Dicktionary "singlemale bashing ffs!
he invited me round to wank over pics of the wife...genuine cpl I tell ya | |||
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"When a new fem profile comes on and within a day the status comes up with ...not meeting now ..have found what im looking for ...bloody hell that was quick
Ditto. Saw a new couple profile , no verifications , that had a status update. 'Fem not playing just now , male still free'
Does that not mean "single male" in the Fab Dicktionary
singlemale bashing ffs!
he invited me round to wank over pics of the wife...genuine cpl I tell ya"Oi you usually like yer male bits being bashed | |||
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"When a new fem profile comes on and within a day the status comes up with ...not meeting now ..have found what im looking for ...bloody hell that was quick
Ditto. Saw a new couple profile , no verifications , that had a status update. 'Fem not playing just now , male still free'
Does that not mean "single male" in the Fab Dicktionary
singlemale bashing ffs!
he invited me round to wank over pics of the wife...genuine cpl I tell ya
Oi you usually like yer male bits being bashed "the pic ya sents helping | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun .. "Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window "Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse. and the handbrake is up .. . . | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
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"Just seen a profile with only one pic - a full face pic with a comment of ... wont post more pics because people dont understand the meaning of discretion!!! WTF??" haha | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
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That might help with her big end... "Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
and the handbrake is up ..
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That might help with her big end...
Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
and the handbrake is up ..
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That might help with her big end...
Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple
That shoe would be a pane... "Her names Dorothy ..btw | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
and the handbrake is up ..
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That might help with her big end...
Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple
That shoe would be a pane...
Her names Dorothy ..btw
"Does she like toto too | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
and the handbrake is up ..
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That might help with her big end...
Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple
That shoe would be a pane...
Her names Dorothy ..btw
Does she like toto too "Aye ..If he only had a brain | |||
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"I noticed yesterday ...a couple seeking Outdoor fun and Indoor fun ..
Mebbe it's like car fun and she has wan leg oot each window
Ive never really thought of that .i sure hope the gear stick is in reverse.
and the handbrake is up ..
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That might help with her big end...
Hopefully ..it isnt electric windows ..if ya hear of someone selling a pair of size 4 pink stilletos ...its probably the same couple
That shoe would be a pane...
Her names Dorothy ..btw
Does she like toto too
Aye ..If he only had a brain "A heart is more important | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm " lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically "But you'd need a hotel within walking distance | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically
But you'd need a hotel within walking distance "Well, within 10 miles I'd say | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically "if ye insist | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically
But you'd need a hotel within walking distance "Nope I was happy to drive locally - say five miles or so. Just not out with my local area. | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically
But you'd need a hotel within walking distance
Well, within 10 miles I'd say "You got it | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist "Lolol minxtress xXx | |||
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"When someone says "I'm not here to shag the whole site" But has 47 friends, all Single males........" By the way, as an aside, I am hernot to shag the whole site. If you could all form an orderly queue... | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx "I'll wear ye doon yet | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet "Yer incorrigible tae... But ah like it | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically
But you'd need a hotel within walking distance
Nope I was happy to drive locally - say five miles or so. Just not out with my local area. "but you said you'd fly to the moon and back.. | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet "she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol "I'll take a slapped Arse for the team | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol I'll take a slapped Arse for the team "Lolol ma doon is wearing lolol | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol "with yer lips | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips "Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol I'll take a slapped Arse for the team
Lolol ma doon is wearing lolol " | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it "am a lover no a drinker | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker "Ok you love ah'll drink | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker
Ok you love ah'll drink "funny ye should say that... I've summit for you to drink | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker
Ok you love ah'll drink funny ye should say that... I've summit for you to drink "Is it gin??? Shall I bring a cucumber | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker
Ok you love ah'll drink funny ye should say that... I've summit for you to drink
Is it gin??? Shall I bring a cucumber "gins yer 2nd drink, aye cucumber, I've got the ice | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker
Ok you love ah'll drink funny ye should say that... I've summit for you to drink
Is it gin??? Shall I bring a cucumber gins yer 2nd drink, aye cucumber, I've got the ice "Am feeling quite lightheaded yanno | |||
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"Don't accommodate don't travel???hmmmm lol actually I get this one as I used to have it... for me it meant I don't travel and don't accomodate at home - hotel meet only basically if ye insist
Lolol minxtress xXx I'll wear ye doon yet
she's really easy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeky bugger, I should slap yer erse lolol
with yer lips
Whit have you n lil been drinkin and can ah get a pint o it am a lover no a drinker
Ok you love ah'll drink funny ye should say that... I've summit for you to drink
Is it gin??? Shall I bring a cucumber gins yer 2nd drink, aye cucumber, I've got the ice
Am feeling quite lightheaded yanno "Mon lie on ma lap | |||
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it's in the fkn name.
and how would you know he was "semi" erect?? Are you the semi expert, maybe he just has a big soft cock, so unless he was actually walking around the street playing with himself (which I'm pretty sure is illegal) then I think people should stop just making shit up for attention, it's not big and it's not clever. | |||
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"Status of a ff couple... Who wants to come n fuck us both? Must bring vodka n ciggies. "priorities | |||
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