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By *mudg3r OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Looked into garden and thought "good drying day". I've turned into my mum.

What words of wisdom do you remember from your mum and maybe pass on yourself now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol my mum always said right madam put that down and behave lol still not learned hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mums a pain in the arse. Her wisdom is always to do the opposite of anything I'm doing.

I have found myself saying things to my kids though and thinking "omg I sound just like my mum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your body heat will take the creases out! Lol mum no it doesn't!

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By *mudg3r OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Lol my mum always said right madam put that down and behave lol still not learned hahaha

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Mums aren't usually wrong but in this case I say you should keep misbehavin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol my mum always said right madam put that down and behave lol still not learned hahaha

Mums aren't usually wrong but in this case I say you should keep misbehavin'. "

Lol don't worry I intend too

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My mum used to say Will u stop wool gathering and get your brain working Well i once said mum there isnt any sheep in springburn What a clatter round the ear i got for that one

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"He's not your real dad!"

How we laughed

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I hope someday you have children just like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you smile on the other side of your face,when I tried it myself I certainly wasn't fucking smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take that jacket off. You wontget the benifits of it outside

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By *mudg3r OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lol. Recognise them all. Apart from real dad one.

How about "finish your dinner. There's babies starving in Africa".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take that look off your face...if the wind changes you will stay like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if ye fall and break yer leg ! Don't come running tae me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Its the moment of excitement and pride I feel at the washing basket being empty for 30 seconds

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By *mudg3r OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary "

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol"
the name might be taken already

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already "

Thought it was Maggie Murphy's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already

Thought it was Maggie Murphy's "
that was just you Steph lol everyone else going tae Mary's

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already

Thought it was Maggie Murphy's "

That's where I was getting sent lol

K x

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whats for you wont go by you son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already "
it isn't, I checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already

Thought it was Maggie Murphy's "
is that the same as the jaggy jersey home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep that cheek up and yer going tae auld Marys home !

Who the fk was auld Mary

Don't know but it wud make a great fab name. Lol the name might be taken already

Thought it was Maggie Murphy's is that the same as the jaggy jersey home? "
you actually checked . Aye jaggy jersey home too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember my granny telling me "Eat your crusts if you want curly hair" about an hour after getting me hair straighteners for my birthday

My mum's rule is always if you feel shite then make yourself look amazing, and you'll feel better. This is why my colleagues know if I've got bright lipstick on I'm probably hungover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, was just about to post the curly hair one too

Still eat crusts and only time I had curls was back on the days of my curly perm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, was just about to post the curly hair one too

Still eat crusts and only time I had curls was back on the days of my curly perm lol"

Curly perm?

Pictures please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinty, put that bottle of gin down and get ready for school!

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You will take someone's eye out doing that ....how many one eyed people did you go to school with?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older you get the quicker the years go past.

How true is this !!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"You will take someone's eye out doing that ....how many one eyed people did you go to school with?????"
none cause I atopped doing it before the tv remote was flung at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always remember my granny telling me "Eat your crusts if you want curly hair" about an hour after getting me hair straighteners for my birthday

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I was genuinely well into my twenties before I realised how ludicrous this was. My mum was a very convincing fibber...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a clout across the ear

Ehhh nawww wtf is a clout anyway

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