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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We all know what's under a kilt

But what would you put under yours to surprise the person above.

Ladies, you can wear your tartan skirts

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By *udebhoyMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

MAGNIFYING GLASS

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"MAGNIFYING GLASS

lol

Glazed cherries

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"MAGNIFYING GLASS

Mousetrap

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Strap on

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Strap on"

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wet pussy-cat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cake willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake willy warmer

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mature gentleman

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cake willy warmer

Am not gonna ask lol

A feather duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choice of flavoured sweet, sherbet, Nutella or strawberry syrup x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Choice of flavoured sweet, sherbet, Nutella or strawberry syrup x"
a bear trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another kilt... Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Another kilt... Lol "
going by the cock shots nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another kilt... Lol going by the cock shots nothing

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my phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another kilt... Lol going by the cock shots nothing

my phone number

Midgie repellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another kilt... Lol going by the cock shots nothing

my phone number

Midgie repellent "
was that midgie or midget repellant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fleshlight (disclaimer, never used one)

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A bushy bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright red lipstick you know anyone

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A 'do not disturb' sign

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"A 'do not disturb' sign

A smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calvin Klein "Eternity"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Nothing

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A Scotsman heads into a Cuban Cantina and asks for a whisky. He pays a week's wages and gets a tiny splash in a shot glass. Just as he sits down, four men with bushy beards and big cigars ask for whisky. The each get a full bottle for free. The Scotsman asks the bartender how this is. The bartender replies, 'the men with the bushy beards and big cigars are Castro's men. Castro's men get their whisky for free!'.

The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'

The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Calvin Klein "Eternity"

Hermes De Terre

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 05/09/16 12:44:59]

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Omg I guffawed out loud at work and had to cover it with a coughing fit.

"A Scotsman heads into a Cuban Cantina and asks for a whisky. He pays a week's wages and gets a tiny splash in a shot glass. Just as he sits down, four men with bushy beards and big cigars ask for whisky. The each get a full bottle for free. The Scotsman asks the bartender how this is. The bartender replies, 'the men with the bushy beards and big cigars are Castro's men. Castro's men get their whisky for free!'.

The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'

The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Omg I guffawed out loud at work and had to cover it with a coughing fit.

The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'

The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No entry sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

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tea cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Calvin Klein "Eternity"

Hermes De Terre

"
oooh my favourite aftershave,expensive but the ladies love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

That's always the sign I get when I look.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sign... Warning Flood possible in this area

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Sign... Warning Flood possible in this area

"
her french knickers of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big knickerbockers!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Big knickerbockers!

"
bothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

"
some guys hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

"
Mr Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

"
one of his spare hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

"
you can always leave your hat on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol"

Unless it gets nicked lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

"
if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

"
hahahaha now that would be a surprise then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

hahahaha now that would be a surprise then lol

"
going as a unicorn?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

hahahaha now that would be a surprise then lol

going as a unicorn?

"
a little willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

hahahaha now that would be a surprise then lol

going as a unicorn?

a little willy warmer

Haha you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No entry sign

Policeman's truncheon

tea cosy

That's not a tea cosy Lil T

some guys hand

Mr Costa

What ever she inserted the night before!

one of his spare hats

Well I was told I can leave my hat on?

you can always leave your hat on lol

Unless it gets nicked lol

if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might

Well fun times but it will be on my head lol

hahahaha now that would be a surprise then lol

going as a unicorn?

a little willy warmer

Haha you offering?

"
she can come warm my willy anytime

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