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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... in French

Let's see how far we go with this.

~ Google translate not allowed. I will know it has been used because I will start sneezing

~ spelling mistakes are allowed. My red pen is ready to help

A for Amour

B for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baisse (I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B for boogaree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C is - canny play - not French. But will stick a wee cheeky clitty in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That French cheese.

Camabere ?

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Doucement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrée ( it's a chef thing lol )

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Erotique ?

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Faire la bête a deux dos

At least I *think* I've seen that expression in French as well as English...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Hauts talons !!!!!!!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon "

Where's the cherry going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il" (he) can eat it... IF "il" can find it (apologies to Max, or French is woeful lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*our ... Jeeze even oor English is crap though to be fair that was sausage fingers on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je desire

poor I know but I'm trying

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


""Il" (he) can eat it... IF "il" can find it (apologies to Max, or French is woeful lol ) "

J'Aime un accent français sexy dans la chambre à coucher

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You guys are doing brilliant

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Kilo de bisous

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Baisse (I think)"

baisse = low/to lower

un baiser = a kiss (noun)

baiser = to fuck (verb)

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

L for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kilo de bisous "

Is that a load of bickies Max ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"L for..."

La Amour.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 03/09/16 14:11:44]

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"L for...

La Amour. "

A kilo of kisses.

and you can't have two vowels next to each other. if you do take the first one out and replace with an apostrophe...

L'amour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"L for...

La Amour.

A kilo of kisses.

and you can't have two vowels next to each other. if you do take the first one out and replace with an apostrophe...

L'amour "

Close though ?.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Madame Marmalade ou La Moulin Rouge.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Madame Marmalade ou La Moulin Rouge."

Should have looked it up, obviously, windmills are masculine: le moulin.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Non non non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our oui...

AND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PETIT POIS mmmmm

I was determined to get P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our oui...

AND "

Grrrrrr damn phone * oui oui

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was hoping somebody else would take q, because I can't think of anything "proper". Here's something off the cuff. I hope it's not horribly wrong...

Qui est un sexy chose?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Our oui...

AND

Grrrrrr damn phone * oui oui "

hehehe

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

R for Rouge-à-lèvres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon "

I swear that's cake on a boy hahaha

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon

I swear that's cake on a boy hahaha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what letter we are at . Someone help a little cherub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok I think we are at s so oiiiii !!!

Sexy ( think it's the same in both languages xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon

I swear that's cake on a boy hahaha

"

Awwww ffs perhaps I should go speak to that young guy on the kik post Max lololol

Cherub you were right with S... T is for TROIS.... As in ménage a trois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gateaux... Smeared on and eaten off a garçon

I swear that's cake on a boy hahaha

Awwww ffs perhaps I should go speak to that young guy on the kik post Max lololol

Cherub you were right with S... T is for TROIS.... As in ménage a trois "

Aww I was right lol me and my blonde moments thanks fire luv ya woman xxx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

U for Uniforme

Uniforme de police

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over a year ago


"U for Uniforme

Uniforme de police "

Vite tell Lil about the Uniforme de police

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"U for Uniforme

Uniforme de police

Vite tell Lil about the Uniforme de police

"

Wagon de policiers for lil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who mentioned police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who mentioned police "

Zee Nawty French Lady (sorry Max lol)

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Who mentioned police

Zee Nawty French Lady (sorry Max lol) "

But what happened to X and Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOoooops....

XXXXXXXX's for Max whilst I make sexy Yeux

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Who mentioned police

Zee Nawty French Lady (sorry Max lol)

But what happened to X and Y "

yogourt partout dans votre corps à être léché

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Full house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x"

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

YaY!!

Well done everyone

Fab has talent

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent "

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol "

Oops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/16 20:36:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored shitless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol "

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog "

lol at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last "

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... "

I have a place for you to lay yer head

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head "

Get a room you two lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head "

Somehow I don't think would help the giddyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Somehow I don't think would help the giddyness "

it would take yer mind off it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol "

perv lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol"

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol "

I'll make the brew while you 2 get it on, then I'll sit down and watch with my coffee lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol

I'll make the brew while you 2 get it on, then I'll sit down and watch with my coffee lol "

Might do 2 shots, could be a long night lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog "

Will try it 'in' you first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog

Will try it 'in' you first lol "

Are we still on the French alphabet because it awwww sounds awfy oooo lah lah

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog

Will try it 'in' you first lol

Are we still on the French alphabet because it awwww sounds awfy oooo lah lah "

No lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol "

nooooo I hate Costa

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A for Absolument magnifique

Starting again for Rouge

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over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog

Will try it 'in' you first lol

Are we still on the French alphabet because it awwww sounds awfy oooo lah lah

No lol"

Je confused dot le com... but I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa "

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Coucou Rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

"

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da'cour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

elle... the definitive female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French fancy "

Ohhh you fancy Mr Kipling Lil T ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gants... I am wearing them noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"French fancy

Ohhh you fancy Mr Kipling Lil T ?? "

been there done that,

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk "

Oh to be popular lol

Exceptionnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk

Oh to be popular lol

Exceptionnel

"

shhhh he's back

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk

Oh to be popular lol

Exceptionnel

shhhh he's back "

Who, who's back lol, I better shhhh in case he hears me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk

Oh to be popular lol

Exceptionnel

shhhh he's back

Who, who's back lol, I better shhhh in case he hears me too "

nothing dear - not a thing

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Full house x

I think you get a gold star for being most fluent

Apart from the yogurt 'inside' my body

lol

That could work Max lol.

Lil how can you be bored woman it's Saturday geezeasnog lol at last

I've been force fed maltesers whilst watching Pixels... My sugar levels are dangerously high... I feel quite giddy... I have a place for you to lay yer head

Get a room you two lol perv lol

Hey lil do ya fancy a costa... Coffee of course lololol nooooo I hate Costa

Awwwwww lil he seems a nice guy lol

B for Beau boobies (Max and Lil)

he knows I luurrrvvvss him really but hate Costa coffee yukk

Oh to be popular lol

Exceptionnel

shhhh he's back

Who, who's back lol, I better shhhh in case he hears me too nothing dear - not a thing "

Phew, thought he had rumbled us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

les Hommes arrivent????

(we are on H aren't we)

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Da'cour "

D'accord

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I for Impossible

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Quel groupe sexuy de dames

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Quel groupe sexuy de dames "

it's J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je confused dot le come (again)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Da'cour

D'accord "

Ohhh do I get into trouble for my poor spelling?

Please

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over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again) "

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Da'cour

D'accord

Ohhh do I get into trouble for my poor spelling?

Please "

Just wanted to use my red pen

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole "

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quel groupe sexuy de dames

it's J "

Je voudrais une boule framboise

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over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol "

Make him do K - am stuck lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

un K-way useful when it's wet

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol "

pas moi

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over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi "

La dodger

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger "

Mouiller le lit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit "

Is that, more tit please ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?. "

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo "

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Va va vooooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit "

(la tena lady??)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee wee lolol sorry couldn't resist

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

(la tena lady??)"

Shower curtain more like

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol "

Moi too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Oh fuck, I think ishould give up as well, had a good go, but, am gumped. xx

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol

Moi too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

(la tena lady??)

Shower curtain more like "

Aherm that's NOT for the oui oui thats for the... le gush

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol "

Oser

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

(la tena lady??)

Shower curtain more like

Aherm that's NOT for the oui oui thats for the... le gush "

Absolument Rouge

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

P... Pensées indécentes

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol

Oser

"

Panoen s'il vous plait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petit Pois again, back on P... not the oui oui pee the alphabet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dammit too slow

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol

Oser

Panoen s'il vous plait

"

What???

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Qui va dormir dans mon lit ce soir ???

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Je confused dot le come (again)

OOoer le typo ah didnae mean to come ah mean com... shit am just digging a deeper hole

Put Costa in it for not knowing his alphabet lol

Make him do K - am stuck lol

pas moi

La dodger

Mouiller le lit

Is that, more tit please ?.

Non coz ya missed N... think that means we are on M noo

I mean O

Ohhh ffs ah give up lol

Oser

Panoen s'il vous plait

What???"

Spanking please, is it not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes "

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???"

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées "

Rassasier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées "

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes "

Timings awful lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

Rassasier? "

Thats better lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes

Timings awful lol "

Max will be oui oui-ing herself AGAIN

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

Rassasier?

Thats better lolol"

Saucisse quelqu'un ?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes

Timings awful lol

Max will be oui oui-ing herself AGAIN "

Poor max having to oui on her own lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

Rassasier?

Thats better lolol

Saucisse quelqu'un ? "

tout de suite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes

Timings awful lol

Max will be oui oui-ing herself AGAIN

Poor max having to oui on her own lol "

Not likely lolol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

yer oot o synch again costa - sakes

Timings awful lol

Max will be oui oui-ing herself AGAIN

Poor max having to oui on her own lol

Not likely lolol "

Bonsoir lovelies

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

Rassasier?

Thats better lolol

Saucisse quelqu'un ?

tout de suite "

I wish I could stretch that far lol

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Faites des beaux rêves mes Fabbeurs.

??

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Peut penser à beaucoup d'idées

Rassasier? "

Google translate is coming oot... Am sneezing

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???"

Oser... means to dare Rouge

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Unique ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive la difference

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wok

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Xenophobe.

Boring I know.

Y....

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yo-yo

Not very sexy or naughty I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Falling asleep after the pleasurable exertions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge "

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature "

Bien Sur, as I'm sure Max will confirm

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature "

Mais oui Rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature

Mais oui Rouge "

New thread Max??? I "oser" you lol X

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature

Mais oui Rouge

New thread Max??? I "oser" you lol X "

Hein?quoi? Max est perdue.

Confused.com it's Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature

Mais oui Rouge

New thread Max??? I "oser" you lol X

Hein?quoi? Max est perdue.

Confused.com it's Monday "

Lol non mon cher it was me, I wasn't clear... A dare the person above thread... but it would sound so much sexier in French CxXx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"P... Pensées indécentes

ooooooooooooooer

quelque chose...oser???

Oser... means to dare Rouge

Oui Max so to dare something might be of a sexy nature

Mais oui Rouge

New thread Max??? I "oser" you lol X

Hein?quoi? Max est perdue.

Confused.com it's Monday

Lol non mon cher it was me, I wasn't clear... A dare the person above thread... but it would sound so much sexier in French CxXx"

I don't know Scottish accent is quite sexy too

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A for Animal Roarrrr!!!

B...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"A for Animal Roarrrr!!!

B..."

B for breathless, how you will be when I've finished with you Max

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A for Animal Roarrrr!!!

B...

B for breathless, how you will be when I've finished with you Max "

That's an English word

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

C for Costa lost it

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 05/09/16 12:09:02]

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

C for cresson, as in brouter le cresson!

Mmmmm

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"C for cresson, as in brouter le cresson!

Mmmmm "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

D for Dangereux or Dangereuse

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

E for La tour Eiffel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F must be France

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

G for Guiche piercing.

Sounds French!

xxx

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Haletant

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

J'adore francais Madame max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"J'adore francais Madame max "

What happened to I Mr C - honestly yer a trouble maker x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"J'adore francais Madame max

What happened to I Mr C - honestly yer a trouble maker x"

'I' savoir rire

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"J'adore francais Madame max

What happened to I Mr C - honestly yer a trouble maker x"

terribles avec l'alphabet Xx

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over a year ago


"J'adore francais Madame max

What happened to I Mr C - honestly yer a trouble maker x

terribles avec l'alphabet Xx"

lol

K is for kiffer

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

L for Lion

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

M - moi gratuitement

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Noix or Noisettes...

Depends on the man

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Noix or Noisettes...

Depends on the man "

écrous im

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

O can only be oral

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Noix or Noisettes...

Depends on the man

écrous im "

Told ya not to use google translate!!

écrous is for a machine/engine and is metal...

I hope you don't have metal balls

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pornographie

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Noix or Noisettes...

Depends on the man

écrous im

Told ya not to use google translate!!

écrous is for a machine/engine and is metal...

I hope you don't have metal balls

"

You've rumbled me, my balls are made of steel like my pecs lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Noix or Noisettes...

Depends on the man

écrous im

Told ya not to use google translate!!

écrous is for a machine/engine and is metal...

I hope you don't have metal balls

You've rumbled me, my balls are made of steel like my pecs lol "

lol

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