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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised " Taking the piss right !!?? | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised That's what catheters are for Taking the piss right !!?? " | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised Taking the piss right !!?? " Oh dear... | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised Taking the piss right !!?? " Pun of the month. I salute you. | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised " I nearly got one once but I begged them not to. The thought of something going up there gives me the creeps. As for fucking the pee hole. I just didn't think it was possible. TripleXrateD I'm doing a bit of exploration tonight | |||
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"Thought that said Aretha Franklin,eyes must be deceiving me" Get to Specsavers | |||
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"No way in hell you are exploring tonight i will tell you that right now this will never EVER happen. My god who thinks up these things its just a big massive no no " You say that now but some cocktails and sexy music you'll be up for it lol xxx | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised That's what catheters are for Taking the piss right !!?? " i had a catheter put in once after an op. (bladder seized up due to meds) the nurse was "lubing me up" in there with a syringe, i ended up getting an erection while she was handling me. the procedure had to stop and she came back ten mins later, then put it in. all the hospital staff were laughing at me on their rounds after that. | |||
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"Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Oh dear lord nooooooo! Had a catheter for a few hours when I gave birth and that was bad enough! Traumatised Taking the piss right !!?? Pun of the month. I salute you. " cheers !! Sorry folks I just can't resist a stupid message !! | |||
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"Must of been a really small willie " That was my first thought lol | |||
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"Must of been a really small willie That was my first thought lol" Lol it must of been agony. Not that I would no lol | |||
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"No there is no hope in hell you are getting to do that to me ever " I wouldn't want to lol I no men like it tight but that is taking it to far | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x" Google it too and Who's got bleach? | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? " Some things you wish you could unsee | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee " Absolutely | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely " Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol" Yes it's real Don't do it. Trust me | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol" Don't google it lol and yeah... it is real | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Yes it's real Don't do it. Trust me " I'm not going to | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol" Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't google it lol and yeah... it is real " There are some things that just shouldn't be done lol | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x" Rosebudding??? | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x" Lol I'm not going to x | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x" lol... Don't care not googling anything more for tonight, so I will just be ignorant and not know what rosebudding is... am thinking garden, roses and butterflies | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x Rosebudding??? " Basically pulling your arse inside out....yes you heard correctly x | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x Rosebudding??? Basically pulling your arse inside out....yes you heard correctly x" There goes my sweet dreams, some things better not asked about lol | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x Rosebudding??? Basically pulling your arse inside out....yes you heard correctly x There goes my sweet dreams, some things better not asked about lol " Was feeling the same about my cup of tea and bit of cake....can't stomach it now lol x | |||
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"I need to stop googling shit like this....gives me the bolk x Google it too and Who's got bleach? Some things you wish you could unsee Absolutely Is it real? Can't bring myself to Google it lol Don't!!!!! My face is still screwed up it's rank....still not got over googling rosebudding x Rosebudding??? Basically pulling your arse inside out....yes you heard correctly x There goes my sweet dreams, some things better not asked about lol Was feeling the same about my cup of tea and bit of cake....can't stomach it now lol x" Need much worse to put me off cake x | |||
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"I read on one if the other fourms someone had her pee hole fucked. Seriously is this a thing. I know you get the sounding wands for poking up there, something that would freak me out but can you actually have it fucked?" I'll assume you've not seen the vid of some guy having his urethra vigorously fucked with a by no means small dildo then! OUCH!!!!! | |||
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"I read on one if the other fourms someone had her pee hole fucked. Seriously is this a thing. I know you get the sounding wands for poking up there, something that would freak me out but can you actually have it fucked? I'll assume you've not seen the vid of some guy having his urethra vigorously fucked with a by no means small dildo then! I OUCH!!!!! " Yip. Seen it Sooooo wrong | |||
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"I read on one if the other fourms someone had her pee hole fucked. Seriously is this a thing. I know you get the sounding wands for poking up there, something that would freak me out but can you actually have it fucked? I'll assume you've not seen the vid of some guy having his urethra vigorously fucked with a by no means small dildo then! OUCH!!!!! " I've not and I never will. Still raging with myself for listening to my mate getting me to Google 2 girls one cup and blue waffle | |||
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"I read on one if the other fourms someone had her pee hole fucked. Seriously is this a thing. I know you get the sounding wands for poking up there, something that would freak me out but can you actually have it fucked? I'll assume you've not seen the vid of some guy having his urethra vigorously fucked with a by no means small dildo then! I OUCH!!!!! Yip. Seen it Sooooo wrong " To be fair he looked like he was enjoying it! Being gently bitten n scratched is my limit but some folk really love extreme pain n it turns them on.... The body modification pain olympics for example..... Most folk here have probably heard of tongue splitting/forking.Well at least one guy took it to the next level n had his cock split/forked! To almost halfway down!!! Then of course someone just had to outdo him in the crazy pain department by cutting his helmet off with a kitchen knife!!!! I was gonna say that would take balls....but he probably cut them off as a warm up | |||
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"Oh good lord I googled. Why did I google " Google isn't always your friend.... Sometimes it's a right cunt! | |||
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"Sara is big fan of having her uretha stretched. Anal beads vibrating is her fave up there. Don't knock it until you've tried it. " Like I said i have had catheters and cystoscopy done and ouch it's not for me. But each to their own. If you don't mind me asking, just wondering about infections as the uretha is smaller in women and how do you cope with the stretching, as the uretha muscle is not really a muscle that you can exercise like the pelvic floor. Just wondering, hope it's ok to ask | |||
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"Oh good lord I googled. Why did I google Google isn't always your friend.... Sometimes it's a right cunt! " No urethra | |||
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"Kink is good but not this kind of kink jeeezo the person receiving will end up not being able to hold their pee in ffs each to their own and all that but certainly never me " That is not the case. The urethra stretches well but soon recovers. | |||
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"Sara is big fan of having her uretha stretched. Anal beads vibrating is her fave up there. Don't knock it until you've tried it. " Each to there own if she enjoys it fair enough. But it's not something I could take part in or even watch. I'm just really taking back that this is actually a thing . | |||
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"Kink is good but not this kind of kink jeeezo the person receiving will end up not being able to hold their pee in ffs each to their own and all that but certainly never me That is not the case. The urethra stretches well but soon recovers. " My bad I was wrong but still not something I would do its too far for me after all everyone has limits | |||
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"Or pink soaking is one to Google hehe " I googled - just got recommendations for bath salts | |||
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"Send those people my way. It's a nightmare to just get a silicone catheter up there and that's with instella gel let alone a dick " Send those people ? What do you mean ? | |||
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"Send those people my way. It's a nightmare to just get a silicone catheter up there and that's with instella gel let alone a dick Send those people ? What do you mean ? " Would be easier to catheterise | |||
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"I met a Woman once ..She didnt half talk some pish ...I fecked her mouth .."Romantically".. is this the same thing ? " .. Serious discussion ruined by arsehole alert. | |||
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"I met a Woman once ..She didnt half talk some pish ...I fecked her mouth .."Romantically".. is this the same thing ? .. Serious discussion ruined by arsehole alert. " awww love talk .. | |||
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"I met a Woman once ..She didnt half talk some pish ...I fecked her mouth .."Romantically".. is this the same thing ? .. Serious discussion ruined by arsehole alert. " Awww but our Chookie is such a loveable arsehole xx | |||
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"I met a Woman once ..She didnt half talk some pish ...I fecked her mouth .."Romantically".. is this the same thing ? .. Serious discussion ruined by arsehole alert. awww love talk .. " YEAH Chookie!!!! It's a serious business. Just imagine shooting a cantaloupe out of your Japs eye in reverse! Have respect! | |||
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