FabSwingers.com forum: caught in the act?

By *crue1 OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

has anyone ever been caught having sex, or masturbating. Or have you walked in on anyone else?

A few years ago me and a few mates i was in the army with decided we were all going out on a Saturday night. we all went back to our rooms in the accommodation block to get ready, i thought to myself "i'll have a quick tug so i am not going out with a loaded weapon". I set up my laptop, found some good viewing on x hamster and started to get in about myself. i was sat on a chair with my feet up on the desk on either side of the laptop. As i was getting in to it i heard a chap at the door WHICH i thought was locked, the door quickly opened and my mate walked in asking if i had any hair gel. he looked up and seen me in full action with myself, he blurted out "for fuck sake", laughed and walked out. I just shouted "ill bring it through when i'm finished mate". I was not embarrassed or that, i found it quite funny, so did my mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in the RAF I got caught with a female servicewoman in my room by an officer doing a spot inspection, got 7 days punishment order for it. I reckon he was just jealous.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Bothy Jinty there's somebody looking for you here

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Bothy Jinty there's somebody looking for you here

Lol, no chance, the dark rear windows saved us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were staying at the inlaws, and while in bed in the morning i started playing with the wife, when all I heard was "Good Morning", rolled over to see my father-in-law standing in the hallway, smirking!

Neither me or the Mrs realised the door was open haha

Talk about busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was away on a stag week in Hamburg and was roomed in the hostel with that friend that everyone has that just isn't wired the same as other people.

He wasn't feeling well one night and went up the room early, I said I'd crash with one of the other lads so as not to wake him up but ended up hammered and forgot I told him this and slept in our room. I woke up to the very clear and very loud moaning sounds he was making from his bed which was only a few feet away, I should add at this point that he is deaf so he must have had no idea that...

A) He was being very loud and B) I was in the bed next to him.

I didn't know what to do but the noises he was making were getting too hilarious and I couldn't resist right when it sounded like he was reaching the finishing stretch jumping with the covers over me (minimise the risk of getting covered!) looking like a vengeful ghost of christmas wanks.

Felt a bit guilty about ruining his wank afterwards

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By *oe2512Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been caught twice well technically I got caught once,with a girl in the car parked up in a lay bye and she heard a car looked round and it was the police lol I couldn't get out as trousers were round my ankles at the time so she says it's cool I know just what to say,so heads out and starts some bs story about having an argument all the while the police smiling away anyway they leave and she heads back soon as she's in noticed she'd just had a something about Mary moment haha,I'll leave the other one for now it's late lol

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

You were watching Hamster porn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ where do I start I... been caught in act a few times, never learn!

First tinme was when at high school, we always had PE before lunch and as our teacher was also a judo coach we all had advanced lessons.

Myself and 'friend' would stay on over lunch practising as putting on judo coat always made us horny, we would after our 'Private session' put mats away before showering and have a week play as teachers would be at lunch!

One particular day we did not close the sliding doo properly and I was lying with a very willing mouth around my cock.

In walks one of janitor shouts my surname out loud and tells me I have not heard the end of this and he will be reporting us to guidance.

Too his horror the person who's mouth was around my cock was a 'relative', so as ucan imagine he made a quick exit, we followed closely behind and well no,we never got reported to guidance!

The said janitor never spoke to me again or looked in my direction for rest of time at school, on my last day however I left him a half bottle of whiskey with a 'thank you' card.

As for friend we played many times after, just never after judo, intact we ended up first in showers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bothy Jinty there's somebody looking for you here

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Bothy Jinty there's somebody looking for you here

And it's not the midges

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