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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you not often think of going but naked through a car wash and i mean without the car. Imagine standing on that track that pulls you through then the guy comes with the power hose cleans under your arms then (ouch) down below and you get pulled along scrubbed by those lovely bristles then gentley stroked by those strips of leathery stuff then dryed off at the end by that fantastic heat machine. Dragons Den hear i cum.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You would have to make sure your ariel wasn't sticking up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

True but i normaly get a great reception when its up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not often think of going but naked through a car wash and i mean without the car. Imagine standing on that track that pulls you through then the guy comes with the power hose cleans under your arms then (ouch) down below and you get pulled along scrubbed by those lovely bristles then gentley stroked by those strips of leathery stuff then dryed off at the end by that fantastic heat machine. Dragons Den hear i cum."
in a word NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would give me nightmares. I had a bad experience in a car wash... and that was me in the car...so its a big NO from me...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Maybe he wants to be scrubbed up before a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe i can give you the full body wash experience lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think i am on a winner getting investment from the dragons

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Never mind exfoliating ladies those high pressure hoses will take your top layer of skin right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lil tease you fabd my pic well fab that is fab thank you but i cant recipricate boo hoo

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

My local car wash has 5 or 6 polish guys hand washing the car ..think i'll give that a miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes they do seem to be alwsys men and polish must be something in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local car wash has 5 or 6 polish guys hand washing the car ..think i'll give that a miss "
I used to do valeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local car wash has 5 or 6 polish guys hand washing the car ..think i'll give that a miss I used to do valeting "

Am always up for a good valet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lil tease you fabd my pic well fab that is fab thank you but i cant recipricate boo hoo "
yea I had a mad moment fabbing pics , nothing personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local car wash has 5 or 6 polish guys hand washing the car ..think i'll give that a miss I used to do valeting

Am always up for a good valet. "
aye yer interiors looking a bit er dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mind is dirty need high powered sex to get rid of it exterior fit nice for age smooth runner like to be well.oiled on occassions goes for miles on tube of smarties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My local car wash has 5 or 6 polish guys hand washing the car ..think i'll give that a miss I used to do valeting

Am always up for a good valet. aye yer interiors looking a bit er dirty "

Well, it is kept very clean, but a good valet from you would certainly sort out any places that were missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind is dirty need high powered sex to get rid of it exterior fit nice for age smooth runner like to be well.oiled on occassions goes for miles on tube of smarties "
smarties you say ? Make it rolls and I'm yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind is dirty need high powered sex to get rid of it exterior fit nice for age smooth runner like to be well.oiled on occassions goes for miles on tube of smarties smarties you say ? Make it rolls and I'm yours "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind is dirty need high powered sex to get rid of it exterior fit nice for age smooth runner like to be well.oiled on occassions goes for miles on tube of smarties smarties you say ? Make it rolls and I'm yours "
meant to be rolos*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well i am much like a rolls very expensive smart interior and high powered come to a glossy finish and have you purring with delight okay i will supply the rolls you bring the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i am much like a rolls very expensive smart interior and high powered come to a glossy finish and have you purring with delight okay i will supply the rolls you bring the butter "
lol was a typo, but partial to a wee roll, albeit its usually in the hay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are well named

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I must admit I came into this thread expecting to read about a very different kind of car wash .

My dirty wee mind was already well down the scantily clad soapy ladies track as soon as I read the title. I am a perv.

Of course the reality would almost certainly end up more like the tubby men in hot pants scene from Dodgeball. Especially the big hairy customer.

"Get in there real deep like."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes thought that woild what people would think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named "
apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though "

oh I'm sure you might have a wee idea tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though "
oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this "

LOL, DLT, I think we all know the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though

oh I'm sure you might have a wee idea tease. "
lol nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this "
haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuu"
not likely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol "
tenner and a bj ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ? "

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ?

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease. "
. Oh go on then. The more the merrier I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ?

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease. . Oh go on then. The more the merrier I say "
tell you what,keep the tenner and I'll trade it for mutual oral satisfaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ?

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease. . Oh go on then. The more the merrier I say tell you what,keep the tenner and I'll trade it for mutual oral satisfaction? "
now there's an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ?

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease. . Oh go on then. The more the merrier I say tell you what,keep the tenner and I'll trade it for mutual oral satisfaction? now there's an offer "

I think he's talking about sharing a piece of cake Lil T

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Suds that for a laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You are well named apparently lol been told that a few times recently , no idea why though oh pick me pick me,I think I know the answer to this haha I gave you a tenner to keep quiet youuuunot likely lol tenner and a bj ?

Hey, can I get in on this as well please, you can keep the tenner tease. . Oh go on then. The more the merrier I say tell you what,keep the tenner and I'll trade it for mutual oral satisfaction? now there's an offer

I think he's talking about sharing a piece of cake Lil T "
as I thought

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