FabSwingers.com forum: british standards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now that we are out of europe will the british standards come back i suggest that their should be british standards for cocks should be 7.5 inches and for fannies a very small 1 inch diameter if you dont fall in to that categorie you will not be entitiled to sex . Cum on folks whats your views

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Now that we are out of europe will the british standards come back i suggest that their should be british standards for cocks should be 7.5 inches and for fannies a very small 1 inch diameter if you dont fall in to that categorie you will not be entitiled to sex . Cum on folks whats your views

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I think you should step away from the keyboard lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Question...

Am French and therefore European.

Is my fanny lowering the British standards on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol no i am on a roll i have more shit to talk about i am deadly serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont no.nawty i have not seen it but due to your lenght of time spent hear you still.may qualify if you get an inspectors seal of approval

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lol no i am on a roll i have more shit to talk about i am deadly serious

Make sure to step away from the fan with that shit though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At this point in time i happen to be the only qualified inspector in scotland by some strange quirk of fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's me out for the sake of half an inch!

Just out of interest though.....will those that make the grade have to get stamped/tattoo'd/branded with a British standard kite mark?

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Question...

Am French and therefore European.

Is my fanny lowering the British standards on Fab

I am all for European standards max ...u are cool in my books babes kite or no kite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.

I need to ask is it on rest or excited?

I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.

I need to ask is it on rest or excited?

I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then

What are you doing out of your corner wifey?

Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.

I need to ask is it on rest or excited?

I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then

What are you doing out of your corner wifey?

Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op.

Bad bad man.... Shuffles over

be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.

I need to ask is it on rest or excited?

I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then

What are you doing out of your corner wifey?

Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op.

Bad bad man.... Shuffles over

be gentle

Considerate bad,bad man.....I've cut n filed my nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question...

Am French and therefore European.

Is my fanny lowering the British standards on Fab

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

have some coffee...bit early to be offended by not the most offensive joke on a monday....ffs

I'd have said it might be against fabs standards if max's fanny was a blue waffle..never mind the hairy aspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?"

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread. "

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The op should be the first to have the kite mark branded on him just to make sure might have to have it a few times even the kite mark has to be upto standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up"

Is that all you have? Brownie points? Lol

I'll let you win... you got me.

Your "banter " has convinced me.... not to be like that on a forum. I just feel bad for you.

Behind every joke and all the "banter" is a truth disguised as humor.

Such a shame.

Good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont no.nawty i have not seen it but due to your lenght of time spent hear you still.may qualify if you get an inspectors seal of approval

Since he cannot even spell 'here' correctly I do not think anyone has anything to worry about whether this tosser draws breath or not!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up"

Were they???

Must have been in your Europe history book then!

Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up

Were they???

Must have been in your Europe history book then!

Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe

Vive la France

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Our language in a written form does not carry inflection. So humour is hard to grasp sometimes. A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker."

Sorry I didn't get that!!!

I have a brown nose

What does that mean???

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.

Sorry I didn't get that!!!

I have a brown nose

What does that mean???"

Ooh Doh!! Yeah got it... Sorry it Monday morning

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.

Sorry I didn't get that!!!

I have a brown nose

What does that mean???"
lol max a beown nose is someone who will agree with anything a particular group or person says. In order to advance theirselves with that group or person same as an asslicker

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Isn't that rimming?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.

Sorry I didn't get that!!!

I have a brown nose

What does that mean???lol max a beown nose is someone who will agree with anything a particular group or person says. In order to advance theirselves with that group or person same as an asslicker "

merci kola.

I must be a natural at it then

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Lol mercy I havent even got the feather duster out yet !!!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lol mercy I havent even got the feather duster out yet !!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up

Were they???

Must have been in your Europe history book then!

Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe

yep, you seem to be correct, that's why I voted to leave

and so glad we are

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees

(Lee)

You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.

I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.

Jeeeezzzzz? ????

do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?

(Lee)

Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.

I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.

jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy

if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here

I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers

lighten up

Were they???

Must have been in your Europe history book then!

Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe

yep, you seem to be correct, that's why I voted to leave

and so glad we are

Life has improved so much since for us all lol

Don't reply to that was just a cheeky comment

Don't want to get you started

read your views on it before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We had a laugh folks i can spell here and hear iyts mty typong thats shit lol please please lighting up if i put anything on this forum it will be for a laugh or i am extremely bored grant grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling the dick on your head exceeds British standards, so youll not need to worry about execution or whatever you're proposing

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