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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lads and lasses seen as it's Friday night I thought I'd open up kmorr's bar and the drinks are free all night.

What are you all having, anything at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please

Large one

Very very large one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

Exactly, drugs were not on the menu buddy. For that you'll have to step out back and talk to Steve

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Midori and lemonade plz

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

Exactly, drugs were not on the menu buddy. For that you'll have to step out back and talk to Steve

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ha ha

Coca Cola please

But the 'Real Thing'. Not some cheap imitation

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Midori and lemonade plz

What and lemonade?????

Jesus....I must be getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

Exactly, drugs were not on the menu buddy. For that you'll have to step out back and talk to Steve

ha ha

Coca Cola please

But the 'Real Thing'. Not some cheap imitation

None of that cheap pish my friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

Exactly, drugs were not on the menu buddy. For that you'll have to step out back and talk to Steve

ha ha

Coca Cola please

But the 'Real Thing'. Not some cheap imitation

None of that cheap pish my friend"

Ahhhhhh. A man of quality and taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coke please - working at 6am tomorrow

I don't think he does drugs

Exactly, drugs were not on the menu buddy. For that you'll have to step out back and talk to Steve

ha ha

Coca Cola please

But the 'Real Thing'. Not some cheap imitation

None of that cheap pish my friend

Ahhhhhh. A man of quality and taste

But of course. I am not your everyday cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a small jack Daniels in a tall glass topped up with diet and ice... don't like my alcohol strong!

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed fruit Koppenberg

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Diet Coke In a small ish glass, don't want too much now :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh o.j for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh o.j for me

Ehh you wanting a wee splash of anything in there misses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne cocktail for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh o.j for me

Ehh you wanting a wee splash of anything in there misses

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noooo I'm not a drinker

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

Purple rain by the pitcher please one straw

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

white wine and soda, heavy on the ie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"white wine and soda, heavy on the ie please"

White wine and soda ?

Is this good... Do tell

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"white wine and soda, heavy on the ice please

White wine and soda ?

Is this good... Do tell "

very refreshing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white wine and soda, heavy on the ice please

White wine and soda ?

Is this good... Do tell

very refreshing"

A spritzer

Rye and dry for me please

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Coke ...working now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coke ...working now

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nae luck

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"white wine and soda, heavy on the ice please

White wine and soda ?

Is this good... Do tell

very refreshing

A spritzer

Rye and dry for me please"

Last time I was at Beijing Banquet asked for a spritzer and they didn't have a clue. Ended up with a half pint of soda water and a separate glass of wine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white wine and soda, heavy on the ice please

White wine and soda ?

Is this good... Do tell

very refreshing

A spritzer

Rye and dry for me please

Last time I was at Beijing Banquet asked for a spritzer and they didn't have a clue. Ended up with a half pint of soda water and a separate glass of wine lol "

pmsl

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Miss and I are having a bottle of Tempranillo, but a B & C to follow would be nice thanks.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Pepsi Max for me

Inverurie in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm surprised nobody has asked me for a pint yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a white russian

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Midori and lemonade plz

What and lemonade?????

Jesus....I must be getting old

Yes u are

Melon liquer its yummy

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Midori and lemonade plz

What and lemonade?????

Jesus....I must be getting old

Yes u are

Melon liquer its yummy

Very sweet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

Is it quite a sweet drink aye ?

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

Is it quite a sweet drink aye ?

Yeah it is but its yummy

I have a cpl of bottles to get through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

Is it quite a sweet drink aye ?

Yeah it is but its yummy

I have a cpl of bottles to get through

I'm gonna hold you to that one and I'll have to try it sometime

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

Pinot Grigio please X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio please X "

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

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By *u-cee smurfetteWoman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

Is it quite a sweet drink aye ?

Yeah it is but its yummy

I have a cpl of bottles to get through

I'm gonna hold you to that one and I'll have to try it sometime

Try it lwt me know what u think

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

JD and s pleez

It's medicinal, for my sore throat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Midori and lemonade plz

That's that green stuff that big innes from still game likes lol

It sure is Storri midori

Is it quite a sweet drink aye ?

Yeah it is but its yummy

I have a cpl of bottles to get through

I'm gonna hold you to that one and I'll have to try it sometime

Try it lwt me know what u think

Will do but I'm not sure my opinion on it will be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?"

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

Had a bad day and worse night

Vodka Soda and lime please a large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Weesht you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a bad day and worse night

Vodka Soda and lime please a large one "

Seems like you need a strong one... Am I correct ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Weesht you

Ken I'm right though cheeky

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Too young?? Don't think I have ever heard you say that

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Too young?? Don't think I have ever heard you say that

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shes getting to the age she could have popped out the new users lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Too young?? Don't think I have ever heard you say that

shes getting to the age she could have popped out the new users lol "

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Too young?? Don't think I have ever heard you say that

Max that comment made me roar with laughter so loudly they could hear me in Glasgow.

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By *oody2shoesWoman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

Jack d and x

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Had a bad day and worse night

Vodka Soda and lime please a large one

Seems like you need a strong one... Am I correct ?"

Definitely

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Had a bad day and worse night

Vodka Soda and lime please a large one

Seems like you need a strong one... Am I correct ?

Definitely "

Did you get a large one?

A large drink that is

Naughty mind

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out"

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover"

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up "

Not in Bothwell?

No trip to tesco?

It was open till 10

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up

Not in Bothwell?

No trip to tesco?

It was open till 10

I'm in Greenock finished work jumped on train to Kilmarnock then bus back shops closed and too many drinks to drive.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up

Not in Bothwell?

No trip to tesco?

It was open till 10

I'm in Greenock finished work jumped on train to Kilmarnock then bus back shops closed and too many drinks to drive. "

What a pain

Easier to get booze in Bothwell

Too late to go to the pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

Doughnuts on the side?

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up

Not in Bothwell?

No trip to tesco?

It was open till 10

I'm in Greenock finished work jumped on train to Kilmarnock then bus back shops closed and too many drinks to drive.

What a pain

Easier to get booze in Bothwell

Too late to go to the pub?"

Wasn't feeling sociable tbh just wanted to be on my own

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Yes I did.

A few to be honest. Would probably have had more but ran out

That bad a day?

Should have had plentiful supplies in

But at least less of a hangover

Yes that bad a day. Staying at my mums just now as need the distraction but didn't have time to stock up

Not in Bothwell?

No trip to tesco?

It was open till 10

I'm in Greenock finished work jumped on train to Kilmarnock then bus back shops closed and too many drinks to drive.

What a pain

Easier to get booze in Bothwell

Too late to go to the pub?

Wasn't feeling sociable tbh just wanted to be on my own "

Got you

We all do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

Doughnuts on the side?"

Il be having one later with nibbles on the side lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

Doughnuts on the side?

Il be having one later with nibbles on the side lol

Fancy a nibble myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

Doughnuts on the side?

Il be having one later with nibbles on the side lol

Fancy a nibble myself

Bet you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I missed the pub mines would have been a vodka and Diet Coke in a tall glass with two pieces of ice no fruit xx

Well im sure i can keep it open for tonight eh

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Pinot Grigio please X

Is that a kind of wine by chance ?

You know they're too young when they have to guess what the old PG is...

Too young?? Don't think I have ever heard you say that

Max that comment made me roar with laughter so loudly they could hear me in Glasgow.

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pinot Grigio please X "

I used to manage a wine bar in London and Pinot Grigio was our biggest seller, we called it the shagging wine lol.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Pinot Grigio please X

I used to manage a wine bar in London and Pinot Grigio was our biggest seller, we called it the shagging wine lol. "

Away to buy some bottles of pinot lol never 1 to miss a trick lol

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pinot Grigio please X

I used to manage a wine bar in London and Pinot Grigio was our biggest seller, we called it the shagging wine lol.

Away to buy some bottles of pinot lol never 1 to miss a trick lol

Oh I've heard lots about you and your bags of tricks Bunkie

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