FabSwingers.com forum: Worst / funniest status updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?

I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?

I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break ""

Wtf?

That would be some status lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed ."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" if we have met before my pimp says you owe him money "

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I do enjoy the "couples" statuses that only see. To be "wife away she wants you to play with husband" or some such

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By *osaurus2Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Let's have a giggle , what would be the worst or funniest status updates you can think of ?

I'll get the ball rolling with " not meeting at the moment I'm on a herpies break ""

Speaking of which, the PunMan2 show at the fringe had this: "I was dating a greengrocer, but she gave me herpes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed ."

The OP wasn't asking for your usual status Stephen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't accom and can't travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do enjoy the "couples" statuses that only see. To be "wife away she wants you to play with husband" or some such

That's a sneaky tactic that one , if it was true and I were married I'd want my wife to be just like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't accom and can't travel

That one puzzles me

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed .

The OP wasn't asking for your usual status Stephen

Its better than having to meet before nurses put you to bed in the old folks home

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To be fair, one of my friends Fanny McFannyface has the best ever status updates. One of his recent ones...

I bought my duck a mask. Wasn't much, but it fitted the bill..

Hope that's ok yo say his name! He's really funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair, one of my friends Fanny McFannyface has the best ever status updates. One of his recent ones...

I bought my duck a mask. Wasn't much, but it fitted the bill..

Hope that's ok yo say his name! He's really funny"

His status was alright

but his names a belter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daytime meets only before 7 till my tag gets removed .

The OP wasn't asking for your usual status Stephen

Its better than having to meet before nurses put you to bed in the old folks home

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strike 1

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Can't accom and can't travel

Yeah that's a weird one.

Meet you in the garden

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I don't want to put any pressure on them but I do chuckle at diamondjoe's & Sexyspecs1984's status updates on my feed. One is always sarcastic & witty, the other can quote great authors & literature. Always fun to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed wetter seeks life guard

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"" if we have met before my pimp says you owe him money ""

Pmsl at this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen an expensive dress. Who would like to buy it for me???"

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By *bolton88Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

""I've seen an expensive dress. Who would like to buy it for me???"

Lop I seen that one but can't remember who wrote it.

If you don't ask then you don't get I suppose lol

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Straight guy looking for discreet meet with other straight guy! Must be hung!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW

20 whole minutes? Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW

20 whole minutes? Wow

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lol was funny when I read it, not sure how successful he was

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

""Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW

20 whole minutes? Wow

lol was funny when I read it, not sure how successful he was

Might have included boiling the kettle and making the tea afterwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Spare 20mins - who's up for meeting NOW

Ah hahahahaha!!!! Brilliant

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