FabSwingers.com forum: Best excuse ??

By *ob nice but dom OP Man
over a year ago

PAISLEY

We were trying to arrange a small private meet. Loads of interest but then many called off at last minute. The list of excuses was crazy. What's the best excuse you have heard for cancellations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kid was taken to hospital...

Then the next day a new veri went up

That's why me n the hubby stopped meeting cpls

Too many timewasters

Obviously had a better offer

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Never had an unbelievable excuse then most I meet Ive known a while

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You weren't in and your neighbour shouted at me."

Despite the fact it was a meet at a coffee shop???

Mandy

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Never had any strange excuses either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had anyone make an excuse yet but then I don't meet much

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Kid was taken to hospital...

Then the next day a new veri went up

That's why me n the hubby stopped meeting cpls

Too many timewasters

Obviously had a better offer

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Ive heard of this before making plans then backing out only to show a new veri ...shameful

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By *ob nice but dom OP Man
over a year ago

PAISLEY

Yip one had ill child lol

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By *ob nice but dom OP Man
over a year ago

PAISLEY

Crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't waste our night as we still went out as we couldn't accom so maybe that..who knows lol

Sounded as if Tey all had a great night anyway

They actually had the cheek to ask re arrange the next week

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""You weren't in and your neighbour shouted at me."

Despite the fact it was a meet at a coffee shop???

Mandy"

Well one half was true: you *were* out.

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By *abulous fingersMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Never been lucky enough to get that far

. Poor me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His dad died ... And then 5 mins later he posted looking for a gang bang meet ... I suppose we all grieve in different ways

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Well one half was true: you *were* out."

True - lol

Mandy

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

He "forgot" it was his birthday

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"His dad died ... And then 5 mins later he posted looking for a gang bang meet"

Now that's a brass neck!

" ... I suppose we all grieve in different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He "forgot" it was his birthday

No way Pmsl

that's a belter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He "forgot" it was his birthday

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haha...brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had anyone make an excuse xx

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

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By *ob nice but dom OP Man
over a year ago

PAISLEY

"Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

Heard all them. Wonder how many grandparents some folk have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years back, that he'd been arrested and in bell street all weekend!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Years back, that he'd been arrested and in bell street all weekend!

lucky escape

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

Heard all them. Wonder how many grandparents some folk have? "

They must have a few tucked away for excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years back, that he'd been arrested and in bell street all weekend!

lucky escape

That's exactly what I thought!!!

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

One thing is for sure there is nowt stranger than folk and their excuses

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The worst excuse I have had was, son just admitted to hospital with suspected meningitis... and it wasn't true

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"The worst excuse I have had was, son just admitted to hospital with suspected meningitis... and it wasn't true

Terrible using that excuse . Why can't people just say they have changed their minds and want to meet someone else ?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The worst excuse I have had was, son just admitted to hospital with suspected meningitis... and it wasn't true

Terrible using that excuse . Why can't people just say they have changed their minds and want to meet someone else ? "

I know!! That was pretty disgusting I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a problem so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

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woah woah there cowboy! If the dog one was real that's understandable those wee bastards are like baby's, the rest of the things are just meh a could still go for a meet with those things but no ma dog.

When ma dog dies I'm locking myself in ma room for 6months and won't stop crying the entire time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

woah woah there cowboy! If the dog one was real that's understandable those wee bastards are like baby's, the rest of the things are just meh a could still go for a meet with those things but no ma dog.

When ma dog dies I'm locking myself in ma room for 6months and won't stop crying the entire time"
p.s. never had an excuse, any time I've arranged a meet they've met

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"Dogs died or family member usually the poor grandparents . Car has broken down. Called out to work .

When ma dog dies I'm locking myself in ma room for 6months and won't stop crying the entire time"

I was like that over a Guinea pig

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Heard all them. Wonder how many grandparents some folk have? "

Different situation, but at one of my jobs, we had a student, and in the 7 months he was there he had 9 Grandparents die.

Turned out he was working a 2nd job as well, and doing about 22 hours a day.

He was let go 3 months early...

Mandy

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

At least you warrant an excuse

As opposed to no show and ignored

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

A no show, then message saying, I was there . Lol erse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were trying to arrange a small private meet. Loads of interest but then many called off at last minute. The list of excuses was crazy. What's the best excuse you have heard for cancellations? "
Where do i start? the buzzer doesnt work so you cant meet at mine,its a one way street and you would get lost,ive got nosey neighbours,ive got the builders in,ive got visitors over from the usa,i have a lodger,i have a flatmate,ive got the kids staying,i can go on and on.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm going to jail

Why?

Been that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to jail

Why?

Been that bad?"

He musta been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter what someone puts down you will think it's not real, so this best excuse really means best story of getting out of it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed....until you get a phone call that originates in the Scottish Prison Service

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Not had any either. But then I'm a time waster monk

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

i was supposed to be meeting someone after chatting to them for a few weeks, then came the day and i messaged them. I seen that they read the message and they did not even have the decency to reply. i would have accepted a shitty excuse, but for to completely rod someone off is just rude

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"A no show, then message saying, I was there . Lol erse"

Oh I forgot about that one too

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"i was supposed to be meeting someone after chatting to them for a few weeks, then came the day and i messaged them. I seen that they read the message and they did not even have the decency to reply. i would have accepted a shitty excuse, but for to completely rod someone off is just rude"

Happens a lot. Fantasist

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

Happens a lot. Fantasist

when stuff like that happens i just assume that they are a tortured soul who has had their feelings hurt and does it for an ego boost. sad really........... to be honest i actually like the forums better than messaging people anyway, everyone here is more genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was holding house parties my partner and i had many

we sitting outside bit 2 shy to come to the door

we got pulled over for speeding killed our mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the wrong coffee shop..."

In all fairness, it was me who said it. She clearly didn't believe me either.

An hour I sat in that Starbucks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I went to the wrong coffee shop..."

In all fairness, it was me who said it. She clearly didn't believe me either.

An hour I sat in that Starbucks....."

It's never Starbucks

Always Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I went to the wrong coffee shop..."

In all fairness, it was me who said it. She clearly didn't believe me either.

An hour I sat in that Starbucks.....

It's never Starbucks

Always Costa

I'll keep that in mind for future reference.

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By *redfreddyMan
over a year ago

Valencia

"I've lost the keys to my chastity belt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet the other night with a couple in Ayrside drove all the way down then at the last minute said they couldn't meet because their daughter have blocked their driveway lols

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"i've changed my mind, things are going well with my husband"

a lame excuse after chatting to me for months telling me how she doesn't love her husband anymore, sending me naked pictures of herself etc etc

could have rung her neck the stupid woman lol

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

I arranged to meet up at a local tesco, everything was going smoothly, communication was good, then as soon as I said "I'm here" it all stops.

30 mins of waiting later as I decide to leave she messages me saying "wait don't go, I'm in the toilet in Tescos, being sick"

So as an Army medic I naturally become concered, "Are you ok? Do you need me to come up?" I"'ll be fine" she says and then the messages stop again.

45 minutes later and still no messages I decide to go home......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had to cancel a meet citing the excuse

"I've been hit in the face by a football "

The ball managed to smash my glasses, cutting the bridge of my nose and giving me a black eye. I looked like I came second in a 'hitting yourself in the face' competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His dad died ... And then 5 mins later he posted looking for a gang bang meet ... I suppose we all grieve in different ways

It's what he would've wanted.

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