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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I've had lots of people telling me, and I quote, I've got "a beautiful cock!"

I never know how to respond to this and usually laugh nervously and say "umm... Thanks!"

They're not renowned for their beauty.

What's the strangest compliment you've ever had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had two girls compliment me on my cock, both said I have a majestic cock! Which I thought was a strange word to use, especially twice

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Majestic is much cooler than beautiful. Can't compete

It's a strange one, though, isn't it. Big looking or feels nice I can get. But beautiful... Or majestic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I didn't normally think cocks are particularly attractive, until I saw C's. He does have a gorgeous cock

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots "

Exactly!!!!!!!

That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty

And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shot

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I didn't normally think cocks are particularly attractive, until I saw C's. He does have a gorgeous cock "

Eye of the beholder

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.

Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"I didn't normally think cocks are particularly attractive, until I saw C's. He does have a gorgeous cock

Eye of the beholder "

My mates think so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't normally think cocks are particularly attractive, until I saw C's. He does have a gorgeous cock "

This

Well not about C's obviously

But sometimes some are attractive

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Don't get many compliments

Usually nice eyes

Or filthy mind

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Some cocks are delicious looking

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Some cocks are delicious looking "

Mouth watering??

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Some cocks are delicious looking "

I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Some cocks are delicious looking

I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become "

as some have said some are nice some not lol

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Some cocks are delicious looking

I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become as some have said some are nice some not lol "

Why do I get the feeling that wasn't a compliment

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Some cocks are delicious looking

I guess just cause I've grown up with mine I've not noticed it mature into the obvious beauty it's become as some have said some are nice some not lol

Why do I get the feeling that wasn't a compliment "

no not at all I couldnt possibly comment on yours

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It's not majestic...

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love a beautifully majestic cock

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.

Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true!"

You'll have to be more specific

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"It's not majestic..."
must be delicious then

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Walks on by whistling innocently

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

My fb has a gorgeous cock. Can't resist it and love caressing it among other things

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.

Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true

You'll have to be more specific "

Fishing for compliments? I may need to check it out again just to be sure but it certainly ticked all the right boxes for me!

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"No pleasing some guys! They complain if you block them, don't return their nessages or delete them.

Now they complain about the compliments they get for their cocks! Well can I just say that I can confirm that at least one of the statements above is definitely true

You'll have to be more specific

Fishing for compliments? I may need to check it out again just to be sure but it certainly ticked all the right boxes for me! "

Yeah best to be sure X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Majestic is much cooler than beautiful. Can't compete

It's a strange one, though, isn't it. Big looking or feels nice I can get. But beautiful... Or majestic?"

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots

Exactly!!!!!!!

That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty

And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shot"

it's not red eye you need to worry about with the cock shots, it's the japs eye

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Can't say majestic or beautiful spring to mind when I see knobshots

Exactly!!!!!!!

That's one of the many reasons I don't take them - it's very difficult to capture the majesty and the beauty

And whenever I take photos everything has red eye - the last thing you need in a cock shotit's not red eye you need to worry about with the cock shots, it's the japs eye "

Red from overuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

Awww shucks!

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

Awww shucks! "

Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

Awww shucks!

Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose "

I'll take your word for that as I'm not familiar with his work having never heard of him.

I was quite chuffed though as it made a change from the usual generic 'nice body/bum/arms/cock' compliments.

Not that I'm moaning about receiving such compliments!(A rare occurrence!)

Particularly liked that one though.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aye you can move some to say you are a cripple in a wheelchair.... best compliment ever!! NOT

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

Awww shucks!

Sounds like he / she has been reading too much poetry... Or Gregory David Roberts books... Great writer but he sure comes out with some bizarre prose

I'll take your word for that as I'm not familiar with his work having never heard of him.

I was quite chuffed though as it made a change from the usual generic 'nice body/bum/arms/cock' compliments.

Not that I'm moaning about receiving such compliments!(A rare occurrence!)

Particularly liked that one though."

No it's definitely a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye you can move some to say you are a cripple in a wheelchair.... best compliment ever!! NOT"

Fastest cripple in the west!

Love ya really

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Aye you can move some to say you are a cripple in a wheelchair.... best compliment ever!! NOT

Fastest cripple in the west!

Love ya really "

You should see me on my scooter lol

Love ya too Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have verry handsome nipples phaha was buckeled for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Saturday night a random stranger stuck his finger up my nose as I waited at the bar!! After I almost shoes him to death m, he said he wanted to catch my attention

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"On Saturday night a random stranger stuck his finger up my nose as I waited at the bar!! After I almost shoes him to death m, he said he wanted to catch my attention "

seriously !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a total weirdo magnet

Thing is .. I was on a hen party and had a willy straw in my hand, so he tried again and I stuck the straw up his nose.

Bet he won't try that again

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'm a total weirdo magnet

Thing is .. I was on a hen party and had a willy straw in my hand, so he tried again and I stuck the straw up his nose.

Bet he won't try that again"

Should have stuck it up his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you're quite attractive for a more mature lady'.

He was saying it in jest and I laughed...just as well I have a thick skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessarosa)

"You look like a sexy horror film"

And of course the usual. ..

"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like sleaze personified."

Erm, thanks, I think....

I've since grown a beard to try and look more wholesome...

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"(Nessarosa)

"You look like a sexy horror film"

And of course the usual. ..

"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."

Lol"

Original at least

The first time

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By *J1969Man
over a year ago

Aviemore

One lady was bj me and got a month full of cum, sollowed and then said "mmm better than a cup of tea lad!" !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a super man recently. It was in Prague, turns out she meant I'm fat and her English was poor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Nessarosa)

"You look like a sexy horror film"

And of course the usual. ..

"You put a spell on me" or "are you a good witch or a bad witch. ..I hope bad."

Lol

Original at least

The first time"

I know...was original.

Lee has posted some of our work on other sites. It gets a wee bit grafic and vulgar sometimes.

But sometimes makes us laugh.

Kisses

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"On Saturday night a random stranger stuck his finger up my nose as I waited at the bar!! After I almost shoes him to death m, he said he wanted to catch my attention "

Does he know some attention is negative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he did once he realised he had a willy straw poking out his beak

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Hope he didn't have hayfever

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"I think he did once he realised he had a willy straw poking out his beak"

Ha ha brilliant. I must just be totally naive I don't get guys sometimes. Although nice rarely gets me anywhere

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By *anny77 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Hope he didn't have hayfever "

Or an allergy to fake penis' up his nose

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By *osaurus2Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

"

Hmm. No eyes on your profile

You sure it wasn't your abs they were talking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not especially strange but definitely the nicest n most individual was......"You have dancing eyes that could tell a thousand stories."

Hmm. No eyes on your profile

You sure it wasn't your abs they were talking about?"

Lol,nah...Was on another site where my dancing,storytelling eyes are on display.

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By *olmeyMan
over a year ago

Koh Lanta


"I've had lots of people telling me, and I quote, I've got "a beautiful cock!"

I never know how to respond to this and usually laugh nervously and say "umm... Thanks!"

They're not renowned for their beauty.

What's the strangest compliment you've ever had?"

You've got a tongue like a clit starved lesbians...

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