FabSwingers.com forum: Personal ad

By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

If you had to write a personal ad what would you put?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great shag, the end

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

If you are rich lonely and over 90 with a heart condition get in touch asap

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Looking for very open minded lady for fun

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: Man with lovely bank balance and dodgy ticker to shag to death

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Bit of a theme here?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Unique in every way no other quite like me ...im very special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

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well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol "

Be nice to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

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what's it like to live in hope

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

what's it like to live in hope

Only way to live here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

what's it like to live in hope

Only way to live here

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lol awwww

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

what's it like to live in hope

Only way to live here

lol awwww

Eternal optimist

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

what's it like to live in hope

Only way to live here

lol awwww

Eternal optimist

"
il say

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I'm a great shag, the end

Are you????

well i ain't gunna put am crap lol

Be nice to find out

what's it like to live in hope

Only way to live here

lol awwww

Eternal optimist

il say

Always half full

At least

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat. "
hat look pretty cool where it is

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat. hat look pretty cool where it is

;)

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard work but worth it

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Not worth the effort so f off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................."
im sold. I like pussies too

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Easy........going fella

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................."
everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Trading standards here, just need to check the validity of your ad, when you available?

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"everyone loves a purring pussy"

"pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think

I always find it's the honey pot.

(you can all groan now)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"everyone loves a purring pussy

pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think

I always find it's the honey pot.

(you can all groan now)"
hahahaha good one this made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Trading standards here, just need to check the validity of your ad, when you available?

any day ending in Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Trading standards here, just need to check the validity of your ad, when you available?

any day ending in Y

Tomorrow - no

Must be today then lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

Trading standards here, just need to check the validity of your ad, when you available?

any day ending in Y

Tomorrow - no

Must be today then lol x"
haha very good

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

My personal ad would probably read:

Desperate needy man desperately needs someone to be needily desparate with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't our fab profiles essentially just personal ads?

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Aren't our fab profiles essentially just personal ads?"

Yes your profile is a personal advert but I'm talking about the personals in the newspapers and magazines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't our fab profiles essentially just personal ads?

Yes your profile is a personal advert but I'm talking about the personals in the newspapers and magazines "
awe sorry, didn't understand

don't read news papers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little cherub angelic and ready for fun sexy gals apply within

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat. "

It's been said by many you could hang a donkey jacket with bottles of irn bru in the pockets on my nipples, so maybe you want to put ur hat on them ?

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

They do say the older the fiddle the better the tune would any one like to pluck my strings and yes i did say PLUCK

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Turn up for the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a sexy rich bitch to buy me stuff in return for my company n willing cock.

Well nobody bats an eyelid when it's the other way around!

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat.

It's been said by many you could hang a donkey jacket with bottles of irn bru in the pockets on my nipples, so maybe you want to put ur hat on them ?

Oh my! That's an image that's going to stay with me

Of course if I *were* to hang my hat there it would be spoiling an excellent view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do say the older the fiddle the better the tune would any one like to pluck my strings and yes i did say PLUCK

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I'd play every note till the highest note was plucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

I would love to verify that. But, will have to have a go first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do say the older the fiddle the better the tune would any one like to pluck my strings and yes i did say PLUCK

oh I would love to pluck your strings, sorry i'm late repying, but had to find glasses to read what you said,

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"I'm a great shag, the end

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..very true??????

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think

Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside...."
lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

More than a handful..... Hell u might need Wheel barrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

I would love to verify that. But, will have to have a go first.

"
lol bring yer defib with ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true??????"
as were you

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

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I meant to put a

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog

Free to a good home !!!

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside....lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol

Like my ad would say, I'm really good at opening them. It's legs I can't seem to open.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog

Free to a good home !!!"
lol are ye house trained

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside....lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol

Like my ad would say, I'm really good at opening them. It's legs I can't seem to open.......

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pmsl practice makes perfect so they say

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By *crue1Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................. im sold. I like pussies too

He's sold, he likes women in Lace underwear. Loves a good petting and mini milk ice lollies on a hot day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

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sausage fingers I have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

sausage fingers I have lol"
saying nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

sausage fingers I have lol"

What? Like square?

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

sausage fingers I have lol saying nowt

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

sausage fingers I have lol

What? Like square?

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I love square sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a great shag, the end

..very true?????? as were you

I meant to put a

...

sausage fingers I have lol

What? Like square?

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noooo a lovely link

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Prefer links?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer links?"
I'm a veggie

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

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nope

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By *aelic funMan
over a year ago

Carlisle Dumfries

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

I can always rustle up a good thick vegan sausage

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

Just protein from a different source?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

I can always rustle up a good thick vegan sausage

can ya now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

Just protein from a different source?

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yep

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

Just protein from a different source?

yep

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I never left my protein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer links? I'm a veggie

No meat at all?

nope

Just protein from a different source?

yep

I never left my protein

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phewww

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Furry Monk with warped mind seeks a lady to tolerate his stupidness and shenanigans.

Loves cake. Loves hugs. Is willing to dish hugs out liberally to ladies.

Please enquire at monks4u

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

Do you like the shrek look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant narcissist with mummy issues seeks overbearing milf with short apron strings for fun and frolics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

Do you like the shrek look?

Who doesn't...?!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

Do you like the shrek look?

Who doesn't...?!"

Most of the ladies here

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

Do you like the shrek look?

Shrek is my ideal man and the best fairy tale. It shows you dont need to be perfect to find happy ever after. It also shows that sometimes the women do the rescuing..

I already have my shrek. Sadly I need to hope he will one day escape the evil queen..

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.

Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.

Do you like the shrek look?

Shrek is my ideal man and the best fairy tale. It shows you dont need to be perfect to find happy ever after. It also shows that sometimes the women do the rescuing..

I already have my shrek. Sadly I need to hope he will one day escape the evil queen.."

Can live in hope

Maybe you need a donkey to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like BBC? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a milf or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5

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