FabSwingers.com forum: Guiness book of records

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

"
ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

"
pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Not everyone has a foot fetish though

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Not everyone has a foot fetish though

"
well thats true but there are a few lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Not everyone has a foot fetish though

well thats true but there are a few lol"

I suspect my feet are bigger than yours, so we can always try and see how much of me we can squeeze into you

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most kebab skewers through my hair (on my head!)

I counted 83,then ran out,I could've got more in though!

It was when I was resting up n off work with a broken heel.......I was a wee bit bored that day!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Not everyone has a foot fetish though

well thats true but there are a few lol

I suspect my feet are bigger than yours, so we can always try and see how much of me we can squeeze into you

.."
lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

"
who would even think of trying to do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

Hahaha ffs!

Right everyone chip in all your pound coins if you wanna see something funny.....dinnae worry you'll get them back!

*performs trick*

Ehhh it's ok pal you can keep them!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

Hahaha ffs!

Right everyone chip in all your pound coins if you wanna see something funny.....dinnae worry you'll get them back!

*performs trick*

Ehhh it's ok pal you can keep them!

"
lmao

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I always wanted to be in the Guinness world record book when I was young. I scoured the pages to see what one I could do. I decided on growing my nails, seen as I'm a lazy bugger and couldn't be arsed to do anything else. I managed three weeks before my mum forced me to cut them

I could have been famous!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

Hahaha ffs!

Right everyone chip in all your pound coins if you wanna see something funny.....dinnae worry you'll get them back!

*performs trick*

Ehhh it's ok pal you can keep them!

Exactly

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I always wanted to be in the Guinness world record book when I was young. I scoured the pages to see what one I could do. I decided on growing my nails, seen as I'm a lazy bugger and couldn't be arsed to do anything else. I managed three weeks before my mum forced me to cut them

I could have been famous!

Could still be

Most orgasms in a row?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best bullshit detector.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Best bullshit detector.

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plenty of use here

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Best bullshit detector.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most burlesque honey drops xx

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most burlesque honey drops xx

I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds like something I'd be ecstatically happy to know about.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most orgasms in a row?

Um - this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepest deep throat lol

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Deepest deep throat lol

Now that's a *good* record to have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some of the pics on here are real and I met the owners quickest cum ever for me I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best dick sucker obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best dick sucker obv

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wouldn't know I'm outside your age range

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I used to work with a guy who could get 56 pound coins under his foreskin

Hahaha ffs!

Right everyone chip in all your pound coins if you wanna see something funny.....dinnae worry you'll get them back!

*performs trick*

Ehhh it's ok pal you can keep them!

lmao

Did the change do him any good ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Longest train

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Longest kiss or kissing the most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing most chaos whilst fully clothed!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Longest kiss or kissing the most people"

Still need training partner?

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Best dick sucker obv

Needs to be verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most females I can get in a bed my records 5 haha

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Most females I can get in a bed my records 5 haha

You'll need someone there to verify that obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get there eventually as the oldest randy bloke on Fab

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Haha this made me laugh

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey mature gentleman can i join you as the really oldest RANDY mature female on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame, I have a pair of size 15's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most females I can get in a bed my records 5 haha

You'll need someone there to verify that obviously

Chancer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What would you be in it for ?

Id be in it for the worlds biggest flirt

how would that be judged? most number of guys and gals creaming their pants just by your chat

ohhh now thats something id need to think about lol

less thinking, more action...

you won't get into the GBOWR at this rate.

As for my entry, well.. i can fit 16 grapes in my mouth

pfftt thats nothing ive been known to put my foot in my mouth from time to time lol

Haha this made me laugh

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