FabSwingers.com forum: The secret of a happy marriage

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wee Shuggy had just finished a new book called “How to be the Man of your House” and decided he was taking action.

He barges into the kitchen and announces to his wee wife, Mary doll, that “Frae noo oan, you need tae ken that Ah'm the man o’ this hoose and ma word is law. Right”.

“So, the night, you’ll prepare me a gourmet meal o’ ma choice and then, when I’m finished eating you’ll serve me a sumptuous dessert. Efter dinner you’re comin' up the stairs wi’ me an we’ll hae the kinda sex that a want for as long as ah want it, and then you’ll run me a bath so a can relax. You’ll wash my back, then dry me wi the towel and then help me intae ma fleecy Rangers pyjamas before you massage ma hauns an feet. Then the morra mornin', guess who’s gonnae dress me, an comb ma hair?”

“Well” says Mary, “thon nice wee bloke fae the Co-op undertakers wid be ma first guess.”