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I can't move but it was worth it 
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NEXT could offer ye one of my minstrels if your REALLY nice to me "Ooooo make it 2 strategically placed and you've got a deal | |||
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NEXT could offer ye one of my minstrels if your REALLY nice to me
Ooooo make it 2 strategically placed and you've got a deal". Right, their on my eyelids- gooooo  | |||
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"I've eaten toooooo much steak but it was gorgeous
I can't move but it was worth it
Who's got cake? "homemade macaroon with salted caramel? | |||
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"Got a white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake here mmmmm and am not sharing "We have a winner ladies - everyone to Max's | |||
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"Got a white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake here mmmmm and am not sharing
We have a winner ladies - everyone to Max's "Be warned, I am armed, I have a teaspoon to fight you all lol | |||
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"Got a white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake here mmmmm and am not sharing
We have a winner ladies - everyone to Max's
Be warned, I am armed, I have a teaspoon to fight you all lol "Pah - amateur!! I carry a large dessert spoon at all times  | |||
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"Got a white chocolate and raspberry cheesecake here mmmmm and am not sharing
We have a winner ladies - everyone to Max's
Be warned, I am armed, I have a teaspoon to fight you all lol
Pah - amateur!! I carry a large dessert spoon at all times "lol 
En garde Mister  | |||
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Feel free to suggest flavours xxx | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx"has to be strawberry | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx has to be strawberry "Raspberry
Chocolate
CocoNut  | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx has to be strawberry "needs to be whipped cream | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx"Lemon drizzle!!
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating "When the next social ?? Lol xx | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating
When the next social ?? Lol xx"Falkirk on the 27th | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx has to be strawberry
Raspberry
Chocolate
CocoNut "Max I done a raspberry white chocolate and toasted coconut genouse sponge for my final chefs exam lol got a higher distinction grade too | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating
When the next social ?? Lol xx
Falkirk on the 27th "Awww no lol xxxx | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx has to be strawberry
Raspberry
Chocolate
CocoNut
Max I done a raspberry white chocolate and toasted coconut genouse sponge for my final chefs exam lol got a higher distinction grade too "oooohhhh gizza bit | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating
When the next social ?? Lol xx
Falkirk on the 27th
Awww no lol xxxx "Yep. You're even missing out on my lap too
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"Better than cake.. digestives with butter icing just like my granny used to make me when I was little " Can we put jellies on top too? Please? | |||
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"Max I done a raspberry white chocolate and toasted coconut genouse sponge for my final chefs exam lol got a higher distinction grade too "Forget the whole fab thing - instant friends for the cake alone. Nom nom nom nom nom... | |||
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"digestives with butter icing" Can't say I've tried that but it sounds worth a go. | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx has to be strawberry
Raspberry
Chocolate
CocoNut
Max I done a raspberry white chocolate and toasted coconut genouse sponge for my final chefs exam lol got a higher distinction grade too "Ooh that sounds delicious | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating
When the next social ?? Lol xx
Falkirk on the 27th
Awww no lol xxxx
Yep. You're even missing out on my lap too
"Awww no what times the social I could possible make it for a wee bit can't go missing out on your lap xx | |||
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"Next social il make a big fab cake for everyone to eat as you please the more messy the better lol
Feel free to suggest flavours xxx
Lemon drizzle!!
Except you aren't coming to the next social as you're out celebrating
When the next social ?? Lol xx
Falkirk on the 27th
Awww no lol xxxx
Yep. You're even missing out on my lap too
Awww no what times the social I could possible make it for a wee bit can't go missing out on your lap xx"Not sure, have to check with Vexx. I'm sure there's a pub nearby that's open before lol | |||
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"Would love a big slice of chocolate cake but cake that I don't put on any weight "If you close your eyes when your eating it the calorie fairies come and steal all the calories..... | |||
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"Would love a big slice of chocolate cake but cake that I don't put on any weight
If you close your eyes when your eating it the calorie fairies come and steal all the calories....."Either that or a few hours of vigorous sex | |||
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"Roughly 200 calories burnt as long as the lady orgasms per hour "Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have? | |||
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"Would love a big slice of chocolate cake but cake that I don't put on any weight
If you close your eyes when your eating it the calorie fairies come and steal all the calories.....
Either that or a few hours of vigorous sex"Yup that's what I normally do | |||
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"Would love a big slice of chocolate cake but cake that I don't put on any weight
If you close your eyes when your eating it the calorie fairies come and steal all the calories.....
Either that or a few hours of vigorous sex"So if we close our eyes AND have a few hours of vigorous sex we can have two bits!! | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have? "We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes. | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes."You could be Prime Minister on that manifest  | |||
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"You could be Prime Minister on that manifest "
I think I might actually like to be employed in the orgasms per hour research programme. Although I'll need to make sure I'm well practised in order to qualify . | |||
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"Would love a big slice of chocolate cake but cake that I don't put on any weight
If you close your eyes when your eating it the calorie fairies come and steal all the calories.....
Either that or a few hours of vigorous sex
So if we close our eyes AND have a few hours of vigorous sex we can have two bits!! "Let's find out together | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest "Who stole my 'O'? 
Manifesto | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto "No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto
No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's "Is that to account for the cake  | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto
No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's
Is that to account for the cake "No cake has past these lips
But can I bank and 'O' or two in advance? | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto
No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's
Is that to account for the cake
No cake has past these lips
But can I bank and 'O' or two in advance? "Has my hirsute son been hogging the cake again | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto
No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's
Is that to account for the cake
No cake has past these lips
But can I bank and 'O' or two in advance? "Give me some and I'll stash them for you | |||
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"Is there a limit on how many orgasms per hour? Is it directly related to how much cake you have?
We should put all of our scientists on to figuring out how to maximise both orgasms per hour and cake. That would be one hell of a good use of tax-payers money. I'd even vote for more taxes.
You could be Prime Minister on that manifest
Who stole my 'O'?
Manifesto
No one should be stealing your O's, they should be giving you O's
Is that to account for the cake
No cake has past these lips
But can I bank and 'O' or two in advance?
Give me some and I'll stash them for you "Best offer all week | |||
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