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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the sausage

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs

He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs

He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified

Where is the fun in that!

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Hide the sausage

Great pan sexual event

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs

He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified

Where is the fun in that!

He's still got to enter the hide a sausage heat later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womens Doubles Naked Table Tennis ..

I dinna mind watching that ..

Cmon Sweden

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By *ave_1001Man
over a year ago

Paisley

The relay, I'll bring my own baton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/08/16 15:32:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching the Women in their Crotchless Pairs.

They dont half put that Oeerr in deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Britain has taken their first gold in the sailing,America took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from bournemouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Britain has taken their first gold in the sailing,America took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from bournemouth

lolol

ive just watched the News ..Its been reported that 2 Men have been held in custody due to breaking into the Games without a Ticket...The first man made it through as he had found some bamboo lying around the Stadium.He was allowed entry as a Candidate for the Ghanian Javelin Team.However they found it suspicious when the other man had a coil of barbed wire..and did FENCING

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I'm playing the how long can I avoid the Olympics. I've been underwhelmed this time round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Britain has taken their first gold in the sailing,America took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from bournemouth

lolol

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hahahaha

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hide the sausage

Great pan sexual event

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pan sexual?you cooking again?

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/

Let's see: how fast I can go from cum to cookies? Yes: a "BLOWJOB then biscuits for breakfast"! Awesome!

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Hide the sausage

Great pan sexual event

pan sexual?you cooking again?

I'll be cooking while your in your stobart cab

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

Never mind the length feel the width

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

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I hear ya furry balls I hear ya

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over a year ago

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

This

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

His secrets oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

Never mind the length feel the width

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me likes this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a rod

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 06/08/16 16:58:22]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I don't have a rod

I'll lend you my long rod if you want

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool

Don't be holding each others rods

Nah, I prefer a long rod

Never mind the length feel the width

You can cast further with a long rod - width doesn't make a lot of difference with this fishing lark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a rod

I'll lend you my long rod if you want

Oh can I stroke it, and play with it for a long time,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a truncheon

Your can have the truncheon if I can share the policeman it belongs to

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

What's Little Tease's favourite sandwich ? Truncheon meat boom boom .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a rod

Get your Tackle oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a truncheon

Your can have the truncheon if I can share the policeman it belongs to

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ehhhh how about you play with the truncheon and watch me play with the copper attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's Little Tease's favourite sandwich ? Truncheon meat boom boom .

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wouldn't say nope to that Steph,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's Little Tease's favourite sandwich ? Truncheon meat boom boom .

Steph

Making me cough laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womens Shooting Event ??

Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens Shooting Event ??

Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..

BANG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens Shooting Event ??

Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..

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shoots straight fae the hip

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

The freestyle nipple twerk

Loudest reaction wins

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"The freestyle nipple twerk

Loudest reaction wins"

Tweek. Fecking auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The freestyle nipple twerk

Loudest reaction wins

Tweek. Fecking auto correct

Good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back, sac and cracked wax

Screaming leads to disqualification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens Shooting Event ??

Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..

BANG

Calamity Doyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Womens Shooting Event ??

Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..

BANG

Calamity Doyle

So true

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was there not a Two Ronnies joke about the naked athlete who shattered his personal best in the high hurdles?

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Was there not a Two Ronnies joke about the naked athlete who shattered his personal best in the high hurdles?

Before my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a rod

Get your Tackle oot

You offering to help me get them oot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was there not a Two Ronnies joke about the naked athlete who shattered his personal best in the high hurdles?

Before my time

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aye right you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/08/16 18:16:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

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Deep throating event

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

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ahem (presents balls to the ladies

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/08/16 18:54:14]

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

ahem (presents balls to the ladies

Ladies it's rude to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

ahem (presents balls to the ladies

)

Ladies it's rude to laugh

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go take a f*** to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wordered if dogging could be an Olympic event?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

ahem (presents balls to the ladies

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Ladies it's rude to laugh

go take a f*** to yourself

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sorry dlt, hadn't noticed them

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I wordered if dogging could be an Olympic event?

Definitely I'm lead judge

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys

ahem (presents balls to the ladies

)

Ladies it's rude to laugh

go take a f*** to yourself

sorry dlt, hadn't noticed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wordered if dogging could be an Olympic event?

Definitely I'm lead judge

Think there could be a few categories in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Womans Orgasm Marathon..

Ive done this before ..took me

8 hours 34 mintes and 25 seconds..

I came last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

"
you'll never find out

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That cycling was incredible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

"
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

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another fantasist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

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aye in yer fucking dreams

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

"
that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you

It wasn't a guy humping me....it was DLT humping the female gnome in the window next to us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you

,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you

,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse

It wasn't father - that was Peter Pan, he knows not to let anyone near my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat

I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way

another fantasist

That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much

that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you

,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse

"
come to think of it. Father is quiet these days

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Camel toe hurdles, could get quite hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

you'll never find out

Itll be posted at the Police College

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

- Ladies cycling where the seat is a sybian

- BJ competition, women have to make the guy cum as quick as they can within 3 minutes whilst the guys have to withstand it....

- Power Cum Comp - who can shoot there cum highest on the wall

- Squirt comp - who can squirt the most in 3minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would your new Olympic games event be ?

Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie

Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe )

Deep throating event

Youll get the Bronze ..lol

you'll never find out

Itll be posted at the Police College

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quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm playing the how long can I avoid the Olympics. I've been underwhelmed this time round. "

Eh? Hardly any events have even started.

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm playing the how long can I avoid the Olympics. I've been underwhelmed this time round. "

That's a Snickers event

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